The Witch Hunter

27 year old weirdo who enjoys music, good food, being a boogeyman, and puppets. I'm an amateur freak show performer that does fire eating and torture acts such as the human pincushion. Feel free to chat and bug me all you want because I have a rather limited social life. Instagram: The_WitchHunter

[andstuffsketches]

carl or whatever his name is

[andstuffsketches]

carl or whatever his name is

[andstuffsketches]

carl or whatever his name is

[avi17]

Pale Targaryen hair, a surcoat of swirled smoke and flames, and unbridled confidence bordering on madness....

We've found him, guys

Aerion Brightflame

[teathattast]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Celebrity chef Anne Burrell can attest that that this stops 'em dead:

[nessa007]

IMASFHSJHSGJFHK 😭

[haydenthewitch]

my favorite thing about the "guy fieari doesn't swallow" controversy is that in every video i've seen on it there's someone in the comments going "actualy we were featured in diners drive in and dive episode 342 and he came to our restaurant and he definitely ate our food on and off camera like he cleared the plate and he's a really chill dude actualy" and it's like. does guy fieari know that he has a loyal army across America defending him AS WE SPEAK against the stupidest conspiracy theory i've ever heard of

[projectcatzo]

How is any Chopped contestant surprised by the basket ingredients at this point? Some guy will freak out over rice pudding in the entree basket, and it's like--my guy--what year do you think this is? We've been putting rice pudding in the entree baskets since the Bush administration, get with the fucking program and turn it into a puree like everyone else

[dykevillanelle]

i fear the longest parasocial relationships i've ever had are with food network personalities. i can go months or years without consuming food network content but when i see it again i'm immediately thinking of my beautiful fine-wine wife alex guarnaschelli and plotting the downfall of scott conant.

[peteneems]

[podracer]

Hmmm I wonder why season 20 of worst cooks isn't available anywhere.

Huh. Why does this keep happening

[the-witchhunter]

What the fuck

[foodnetwork-fandom]

hm. anyone else notice that on beat bobby flay if the other chef does a traditional preparation, bobby does a ‘twist’ but if THEY do a ‘twist’ then bobby does it traditionally

[augustmina]

I just dunno why they'd call the show "Beat Bobby Flay" if yer not allowed to kick his ass

[jefharmatz]

[theworldofkirby]

82 - Restaurant: Impossible

[truedunnit]

Bobby Flay every time he doesn’t know the dish he’s making:

Bobby: “I’ll just add some Ancho Chilis/Anchovy breadcrumbs to this dish and hope for the best.”

Judges: “at no time ever has this dish had any need for ancho chilis/anchovy breadcrumbs, but it’s so innovative and unexpected, therefore we picked Bobby’s dish.”