Wrong Idea of Making Friends

Innistradi Skaabren. Ask the stitcher. (Fanwalker sideblog to tibalt-the-fiend-blooded. Profile picture made by hazoretspartyfavors.)

[janeplease]

*throws rocks at God’s window* hey! Why did u make me

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Frankenstein by Mary Shelly

[nicol--bolas]

who want smorches

[mortimer-the-lab-maniac]

I...

Uh...

I could use smorches.

[otherwindow]

Necromancers are just healers who don’t give up.

[dracunculia]

Herbert West: human disaster.

[rupted-deactivated20181213]

Fragile but Very Protected

[azor-the-denier]

Ask me anything

It will be denied

[azoriusrenegade]

DADDY!

[azor-the-denier]

No.

[azoriusrenegade]

WHY DON’T YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEEE?

[azor-the-denier]

Not enough legs.

[azoriusrenegade]

I CAN’T HELP WHO I AM!

[azor-the-denier]

You are grounded until you get more legs.

[azoriusrenegade]

YOU CAN’T JUST RUN OFF TO ANOTHER PLANE AND THEN COME BACK AND GROUND ME.

[mortimer-the-lab-maniac]

So uh, if you ever needed more legs…

Here’s my card. Just down the way, by the old cemetery.

[azoriusrenegade]

…

I mean…

[mortimer-the-lab-maniac]

Oh, I'm sure we can find some legs up to snuff for your liking. Is human to basic? Merfolk, perhaps? Maybe you prefer something with an exoskeleton?

I would not even put it past you to want something more custom. Perhaps some pneumatics? Organic-based viscose lubricated hydrolic, with full voluntary muscle tissue mesh-socketed joints?

Oh, the mind wonders.

[azor-the-denier]

Ask me anything

It will be denied

[azoriusrenegade]

DADDY!

[azor-the-denier]

No.

[azoriusrenegade]

WHY DON’T YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEEE?

[azor-the-denier]

Not enough legs.

[azoriusrenegade]

I CAN’T HELP WHO I AM!

[azor-the-denier]

You are grounded until you get more legs.

[azoriusrenegade]

YOU CAN’T JUST RUN OFF TO ANOTHER PLANE AND THEN COME BACK AND GROUND ME.

[mortimer-the-lab-maniac]

So uh, if you ever needed more legs...

Here's my card. Just down the way, by the old cemetery.

[nelc]

Ursula Vernon’s Certificate of Bad Artistry, for those days when it’s just not coming together.

[gardianforce]

I found something when I was taking out the trash at frostwing meadery and would like some backup to investigate further

Sure. Why not. I’ll help.

[sneakso]

Well now I feel bad because you trusted me. Want to cover someone in feathers?

[gardianforce]

Tearing and feathering is against the law. Although apparently it used to be legal. Still is on Dominaria. Hell, murder is legal in some places on that plane.

[sneakso]

No tar involved, don’t worry. I have a different, less scarring method.

[mortimer-the-lab-maniac]

Is it a full outer-dermal graft? Perhaps a forced mutation using newfound genetic technologies?

[sneakso]

Second one, actually. A sort of temporary feather-growth blast that I learned about while on bablovia. My whole super-villian shtick was unwanted transformations.

[mortimer-the-lab-maniac]

Oh, that sounds facinating. Instant transmogrification.

I have always wondered how to elevate my status. To put it bluntly, what is it to be a villian in comparison to being a true super-villian?

[sneakso]

Near as I can tell it’s the inclusion of a self destruct button. All of the things I had built or even built myself could explode with the press of a button, and that button was always clearly marked. Supervillains have to habe rukes, ya dig?

[mortimer-the-lab-maniac]

Hmm… A self destruct button you say.

*scribbles on a fetched notepad from his work apron*

Perhaps some unstable geistflame cannisters on a mobile rig… can build light for speed and not worry about durability…

Oh, I’m sure creating a bunch of explosive and incindeary skaabs would perhaps bring unwanted attention, no?

[sneakso]

Nah, the Boros won’t notice. Of anyone asks say they are a new type of oven or something.

[mortimer-the-lab-maniac]

I think the Izzet tried that one with stolen planar technology. Something about Wigits and chest cavity based microwaves…

I have been a fan of artificial augmentation of zombies…

[sneakso]

If they manage to defeat a zombie it will blow up!

[mortimer-the-lab-maniac]

Yes, and cause the inital ignition application to be suseptable to an endothermic blast...

Meaning once one goes, any withing a surrounding area would also activate.

Hehe... ahaha... Wahahaha! Watch these mere mortals tremble at the mercy of the Great Necro-Alchemist Mortimer DeGraf!

[gardianforce]

I found something when I was taking out the trash at frostwing meadery and would like some backup to investigate further

Sure. Why not. I’ll help.

[sneakso]

Well now I feel bad because you trusted me. Want to cover someone in feathers?

[gardianforce]

Tearing and feathering is against the law. Although apparently it used to be legal. Still is on Dominaria. Hell, murder is legal in some places on that plane.

[sneakso]

No tar involved, don’t worry. I have a different, less scarring method.

[mortimer-the-lab-maniac]

Is it a full outer-dermal graft? Perhaps a forced mutation using newfound genetic technologies?

[sneakso]

Second one, actually. A sort of temporary feather-growth blast that I learned about while on bablovia. My whole super-villian shtick was unwanted transformations.

[mortimer-the-lab-maniac]

Oh, that sounds facinating. Instant transmogrification.

I have always wondered how to elevate my status. To put it bluntly, what is it to be a villian in comparison to being a true super-villian?

[sneakso]

Near as I can tell it’s the inclusion of a self destruct button. All of the things I had built or even built myself could explode with the press of a button, and that button was always clearly marked. Supervillains have to habe rukes, ya dig?

[mortimer-the-lab-maniac]

Hmm… A self destruct button you say.

*scribbles on a fetched notepad from his work apron*

Perhaps some unstable geistflame cannisters on a mobile rig… can build light for speed and not worry about durability…

Oh, I’m sure creating a bunch of explosive and incindeary skaabs would perhaps bring unwanted attention, no?

[sneakso]

Nah, the Boros won’t notice. Of anyone asks say they are a new type of oven or something.

[mortimer-the-lab-maniac]

I think the Izzet tried that one with stolen planar technology. Something about Wigits and chest cavity based microwaves...

I have been a fan of artificial augmentation of zombies...

[gardianforce]

I found something when I was taking out the trash at frostwing meadery and would like some backup to investigate further

Sure. Why not. I’ll help.

[sneakso]

Well now I feel bad because you trusted me. Want to cover someone in feathers?

[gardianforce]

Tearing and feathering is against the law. Although apparently it used to be legal. Still is on Dominaria. Hell, murder is legal in some places on that plane.

[sneakso]

No tar involved, don’t worry. I have a different, less scarring method.

[mortimer-the-lab-maniac]

Is it a full outer-dermal graft? Perhaps a forced mutation using newfound genetic technologies?

[sneakso]

Second one, actually. A sort of temporary feather-growth blast that I learned about while on bablovia. My whole super-villian shtick was unwanted transformations.

[mortimer-the-lab-maniac]

Oh, that sounds facinating. Instant transmogrification.

I have always wondered how to elevate my status. To put it bluntly, what is it to be a villian in comparison to being a true super-villian?

[sneakso]

Near as I can tell it’s the inclusion of a self destruct button. All of the things I had built or even built myself could explode with the press of a button, and that button was always clearly marked. Supervillains have to habe rukes, ya dig?

[mortimer-the-lab-maniac]

Hmm... A self destruct button you say.

*scribbles on a fetched notepad from his work apron*

Perhaps some unstable geistflame cannisters on a mobile rig... can build light for speed and not worry about durability...

Oh, I'm sure creating a bunch of explosive and incindeary skaabs would perhaps bring unwanted attention, no?

[gardianforce]

I found something when I was taking out the trash at frostwing meadery and would like some backup to investigate further

Sure. Why not. I’ll help.

[sneakso]

Well now I feel bad because you trusted me. Want to cover someone in feathers?

[gardianforce]

Tearing and feathering is against the law. Although apparently it used to be legal. Still is on Dominaria. Hell, murder is legal in some places on that plane.

[sneakso]

No tar involved, don’t worry. I have a different, less scarring method.

[mortimer-the-lab-maniac]

Is it a full outer-dermal graft? Perhaps a forced mutation using newfound genetic technologies?

[sneakso]

Second one, actually. A sort of temporary feather-growth blast that I learned about while on bablovia. My whole super-villian shtick was unwanted transformations.

[mortimer-the-lab-maniac]

Oh, that sounds facinating. Instant transmogrification.

I have always wondered how to elevate my status. To put it bluntly, what is it to be a villian in comparison to being a true super-villian?

[gardianforce]

I found something when I was taking out the trash at frostwing meadery and would like some backup to investigate further

Sure. Why not. I’ll help.

[sneakso]

Well now I feel bad because you trusted me. Want to cover someone in feathers?

[gardianforce]

Tearing and feathering is against the law. Although apparently it used to be legal. Still is on Dominaria. Hell, murder is legal in some places on that plane.

[sneakso]

No tar involved, don’t worry. I have a different, less scarring method.

[mortimer-the-lab-maniac]

Is it a full outer-dermal graft? Perhaps a forced mutation using newfound genetic technologies?

[mortimer-the-lab-maniac]

The Festival Season is always a fun time around the laboratory. Creating new presences, err... presents, festive treats and smells covering the acrid stench of chemicals, and you just never what relatives will come knocking at your door! ((This was from a scrapped christmas comic I was making, but I liked these two sketches so here they are. Still working on backgrounds...))

[mortimer-the-lab-maniac]

So I realized Geralf's Masterpiece isn't legendary and so

Geralf: *creates zombie*

Geralf: Behold! Finally... my absolute masterpiece! My pinnacle!

Geralf: *create another zombie*

Geralf: Behold! My newest masterpiece! My higher pinnacle!

Geralf: *creates yet another zombie*

Geralf: Behold! My newest masterpi

[wolfstruck]

[mortimer-the-lab-maniac]

Oh what a marvelous gift! Such a great journal, and what devious details. I hope you all recieve merry surprises on this fine Yuletide Festival.