***18+ PLEASE FOR FUCK'S SAKE*** ambrose | 27 | black | FAGGOT! | trans man | he/him | If Mortimer has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Mortimer has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Mortimer has only one fan then that is me. If Mortimer has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Mortimer, then I am against the world.
tulpa stuff over @beyondthebeef
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🔞 welcome to the blog of the only nigga who likes LOVES mortimer 🧑🏽❤️💋🧑🏻
i also run @falloutsmashorpass
🔞 dni if you're a minor, i talk about sexout and stuff here + im an adult i dont want you here!!! there's lots more fallout blogs for you to enjoy
hi my name is ambrose, im a mulatto usamerican trans man, and i've been in love with mortimer white glove society since i was like 14 or something crazy when i first played the game! however, its only just now getting Really Bad (august 11th 2025 is when we made things official)! also, you will not see fallout 100% of the time!
i have a thoughtform/tulpa (idk which) based on a (non cannibal) version of mort, u can find more @beyondthebeef ! he's pretty entertaining.
i talk about mortimer a lot. a LOT. OBSESSIVELY. its like personalization on krokodil. get it because mort's fursona is an alligator? and also roswell portokalos, my self insert. you can check him out here. please dont follow if ur expecting anything else.
more info, disclaimer on my stance on being a legion ""enjoyer"", and a video i like under the cut, dont have to read it all its just mostly me rambling and my fan characters and the like and some already explainable stuff. very long so be warned
(stamps by undyworld! banner by loversaw! petting gif by thepinkpestilence!)
oh so you wanna read? well!
what else. uh. i REALLY fucking hate arcade gannon and i find him insufferable. this is not a joke. this isnt because of anyone, just his character. he is #3 on my list of top hated fictional characters. you can interact if u like him χαχαχα, i just find him insufferable.
i wont talk that much shit i promise. if the world hates mortimer, lil ole nobody me can hate ur gay mega popular fujobait blonde man.
uhhh i also like fallout 4 a good amount, here are my fan characters, i barely talk about them:
Bastien Valencourt (cait's husband)
Coltrane Montgomery (valentine's boyfriend)
Trinity Romero (preston's boyfriend)
ummm what else... im a legion ""enjoyer"" as in i love playing evil characters and being a dick in video games where i know nobody is getting hurt. i've been doing this since i first played fallout 3 and i wont stop now. im not kidding its been 10+ years of fallout fandom shenanigans and i havent stopped. also my stance on enjoying the legion is more like fucking them and leaving camp so
however if you truly think the legion is good or whatever and not enjoy them in a "wow wouldnt it be fucked up if this happened, this sucks!" way go ahead and fuck off. the legion is fucked up and evil and cartoonishly corrupt, thats why i like them. not because i think they're good or whatever.
^ recent wank bank deposit. i hope you learn to love him as much as i do
mortimer's sex rating, as calculated by my mutual: 4.38 (again hurt by that 3 charisma 💔 well. calculators can't estimate class so who gives af)
roswell's sex rating: i dont know and i dont care, i think he's too busy being mind controlled by mort to care about anything else
link to my favorite post on this fucking site i think about it constantly
well, thats it!!! im always on tumblr and my interest in fallout has skyrocketed since like october 2025 so this blog will definitely be used a lot, esp to talk about mortimer. and his clit tickling mustache.
Hey so FYI, black fans shouldn’t have to hide/shy away from their fandoms. They shouldn’t have to feel ashamed to be black in fandom spaces. They shouldn’t have racist remarks / people downplaying racism thrown at them everywhere they go in a fandom. There should be more hype for black-ran indie shows and creations.
If you disagree, then maybe you should look into yourself and fix that.
I just had to get on the character thing everyone is doing! Switching it up by doing Muhammad first instead of Freakshow lmfao (honestly I was having trouble deciding some of these for Freakshow, Muhammad just came easier to me I guess)
i understand we cant be perfect in this, and microsoft has wormed its way into almost every aspect of our lives so its not like we can just cut all ties with a single mouse click, but like. you dont need that that video game.
the microsoft/xbox boycott is working btw. under global pressure they have already cut off azure from unit 8200 and sacked the head of their israel office. they’re hoping these moves will quiet things down and get people to look the other way, but their collaboration goes MUCH deeper than just unit 8200. keep going. no games for genocide.
