I live in Michael's basement

•Féli// 17//I speak french and I think I'm fluent•

[everythingfox]

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[mosquitochips]

cure my depression baby

[everythingfox]

(via)

[mosquitochips]

oh. yea

[sapphroses]

my gender is picking “woman” on a form but feeling kinda weird about it

[holisticfansstuff]

THIS

[sacred-portal]

[just-shower-thoughts]

In the world of Harry Potter there have to be magical prostitutes that specialize in using polyjuice potion so the client can have sex with anyone they can get a hair from.

[depressionmeal]

Depression meal 3291

One joint, three cigarettes, stale microwave popcorn from last night, and an entire box of lemon cream cookies

[long-ago-1234567890]

[long-ago-1234567890]

[100493503004422]

i wish i was a leaf instead of a person

[delawhat-deactivated20180101]

Australian newscasting at its finest.

[fadeintocase]

australian news segments play out like bits from parks and rec or the office.

[empire420]

After consuming hash brownies and at a [10], you realize why they’re called “stumble biscuits.”

[empire420]

Banana for scale

[tiddywrangler420-deactivated201]

Possession of marajuana? officer, that’s … a couch ,…

[art-woonz]

Art By IG: @gudim_public

Instagram: @artwoonz

[iesika]

The charger cable one is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen

[dankxsinatra]

[stuffingbuttsandstuff-deactivat]

Honestly, me too.

[red-makes-art]

This has the same energy of the dash cam video of the Russian dude just lowering his sun visor to block the light of the exploding meteor thing a couple years back.

[bluelivesaintshit]

*gets drunk* lets burn down a police station

[gendernihilistanarchocommunist]

*gets sober* y’know what I changed my mind…let’s burn down a police station

[youralana]

This is how my uncle got 99years in prison…

[fiightingdreamers]

solidarity with this guys cool uncle

[gaackedupshawty-blog]

“I’m trapped between ‘I don’t want to fuck this up’ and ‘I want to get fucked up’”

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[silent-shanin]

I’m not too late for the cute lil ghosts, right?