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Imagine getting blamed for something you didnt even do. And frankly wouldn't lower yourself to do regardless of who it is...

#they cad a good point tho #lol I WISH i could take credit for that masterpiece #are we not gonna mention how the acct is like... not new at all for it to even be a throwaway?#whatever.. i cant fix stupid..

Hello, my name is [redacted] and i literally have no idea what nuance means.

#not me #i know what nuance is and uhhhh that aint it #imagine being.....unintelligent #like google nuance and learn the meaning plz

Just wondering if it ever gets tiring keeping track of all your lies. Or maybe its more tiring to claim to be the victim of gaslighting even though everyone elses stories line up with the exception of yours. No wait, its definitely more tiring to ceaselessly post about how poor you are, my bad!

#im not tagging anyone #but if the shoe fits...#watch people come out of the woodworks over this lmao #like....its not about you but ok sweaty

nat-20s

Me the INSTANT I'm done planting seeds: sproute????

jebbyfwish

Going great thanks Isabelle

just-shower-thoughts

Thanksgiving is the only holiday where we eat the mascot

curiousobsession101

Christmas

pragnificent

Listen I didn’t grow up in a very religious household BUT

pragnificent

Ppl in the notes keep saying “Christmas” and I am losing my mind.

Are yall out there eating Jesus for Christmas dinner?

Santa???

Reindeer???

WHAT IS GOING ON.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

transubstantiation

body of christ

pragnificent

That’s every week tho, isn’t it?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

true, christians vore christ every sunday, that’s common knowledge

pragnificent

why are you like this

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i missed certain developmental milestones as a kid

mochmint

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

panaran

Monkey’s Paw

deathwarlock

damn this animal smells like kush!!!

deathwarlock

hey does anyone have any tomato juice

space-freddie-deactivated202408

Did you get sprayed by a skunk?

deathwarlock

I dont know what a "skunk" is but this gay rat made me smell like shit

splorpo

faeryeater

I-is that….

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

This is a nightmare.

bob-artist

No April Fool’s jokes this year. Just a fool.

bob-artist

New year, same old fool.

bob-artist

fool

bob-artist

fool sandwich

anemonequeen-moved

the whole bernie sanders campaign is so funny because bernie said “i want you all to have nice things” and people really said “nice things are bad and we dont deserve to have them”