sometimes life gives you fun little surprises
like finding 6 sickly kittens while you're packing to move in 9 days
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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trying on a metaphor
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sometimes life gives you fun little surprises
like finding 6 sickly kittens while you're packing to move in 9 days
happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)
who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman
Kitties dont relly have Breeds like doggies do but they have special types like Weird Baby, Angry Head, Sleeper Fatty, Yappy Meower, Orange, Sweetie Playful, and The Creep. If you collect them all, well. You will probably have too many kitties.
you can collect them like pokeymans
you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.
i think i am going to vibrate out of my skin actually
new house in 10 days (allegedly),,,,, long distance boyfriend visiting in 14 days,,,,, waow
home buying feels so unserious in a way I don't know how to describe. extremely long process that cannot go any faster and I'm just sitting here refreshing my email and twirling my hair like what is this
bad pain time and bad dysphoria time should not be allowed to coincide ever thanks
im crying. wtf was his problem
THIS SONG IS FUCKING AWESOMEEEEE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT THERES NOTHING THERE
hi
Legitimately good example of how thorough you need to be to protect private information
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day
guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror
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"wow i sure was entertained by good omens 3, can't wait to see what everyone else thinks"
i said with joys
amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)
This is back on my dash! And listen, I love to see Amir Khusrau getting appreciation, but this translation ignores a lot. The original rhymes! And scans! And does playful things with register! And conveys a tone of affectionate banter between the two speakers, not least because it has them both addressing each other as sakhi (translated above as “girl”) in the last two lines. I think taking some liberties with line order is worth it to preserve more of the rest—and I think there’s a better translation of sakhi. And so:
He only visits once a year, I splurge big on him when he’s here, His kisses make my tastebuds tango. Who, bitch, your man? Nah, bitch, a mango.
life is very frightening and not fun sometimes but also all things considered I am doing very well and I am very proud of that!!!!!
The thing about being trans is that once you come to terms with it it’s really just whatever but The Cis People insist upon being weird about it