ok, no, wait, fuck

they/them

[moss-cant-sp3ll]

Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle because your girlfriend has a twin sister and you got confused so you fucked her dad?

Well that's what it's like to drive a Ford F-150

[berrycobbler]

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

[moss-cant-sp3ll]

@ohheyaghost this is such a you thing to say

[exactly4spiders]

I'm trying to summon the croaker

[moss-cant-sp3ll]

I love when showtunes albums have attached the demos. Like yes, I will listen to this one guy singing a duet with himself in a girly voice.

[muppet-facts]

Muppet Fact #1874

Mr. Hooper dropped out of school at age fourteen to support his family. He later got his GED in his sixties.

Source:

Sesame Street. Episode 1025. April 15, 1977.

[moss-cant-sp3ll]

I can't wait for winter

[willgrahamscock]

nature is beautiful

[msh2o2]

That is the most beautiful mantis I have ever seen does anyone have her number?

[willgrahamscock]

shes not interested in youu

[happy-mokka]

The world is a better place with Muppets in it.

Thank you Jim Henson and company.

[oshieysuzuki]

@moss-cant-sp3ll

[moss-cant-sp3ll]

No fr tho

[muppet-facts]

Muppet Fact #1871

Hilda claims she is 35 years old.

Source:

The Muppet Show. Episode 118, Phyllis Diller. December 5, 1976.

[willgrahamscock]

AI companies have started training their models on antique books and destroying them after because it becomes fair use if the original is destroyed and this is how we are rapidly degreasing as a society

[willgrahamscock]

(article)

[anxious-pretzel]

Fahrenheit 451 is getting too real

[willgrahamscock]

[sentientstarstuff]

guy with the coolest cane in the galaxy

[muppet-facts]

Muppet Fact #1852

Floyd Pepper was dishonorably discharged from West Point because he turned "Taps" into "a jazz odyssey."

Source:

The Muppets Mayhem. "Track 6: Fortunate Son." May 10, 2023.

[moss-cant-sp3ll]

I really want to watch muppet mayhem, but I don't have Disney + 🥲

[oshieysuzuki]

Cough cough pirate it cough cough

[moss-cant-sp3ll]

Fucking where??????

[muppet-facts]

Muppet Fact #1860

Miss Piggy's wedding gown from Muppets Most Wanted was designed by Vivienne Westwood. When asked about her inspiration for designing the dress, Westwood said,

"The dress is one of my favorite styles. It's called the Court dress and is inspired by 17th-century English royalty and the court of King Charles II. It has been designed especially for [Miss Piggy] in a white pearl sequin fabric made from recycled water bottles. It's the perfect choice for a royal sow."

Sources:

ComingSoon.net. "Will Kermit the Frog Say ‘I Do’? Disney Releases New Muppets Most Wanted Photo." ComingSoon.net, February 11, 2014. [Archived]. http://web.archive.org/web/20160416043457/http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/114728-will-kermit-the-frog-say-i-do-disney-releases-new-muppets-most-wanted-photo

Oltuski, Romy. "Miss Piggy Talks with Vivienne Westwood." Harper's Bazaar, February 11, 2014. [Archived]. http://web.archive.org/web/20140214140309/http://www.harpersbazaar.com/fashion/fashion-designers/miss-piggy-talks-with-vivienne-westwood

[omeletcat]

If i were a werewolve i'd totally spare your lifestock dude.

[willgrahamscock]

how it feels to be surrounded by perverted mutants

[willgrahamscock]

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

[willgrahamscock]

oh come onnnnnn

[muppet-facts]

Muppet Fact #1863

Early design sketches for Oscar the Grouch showcase that he was originally imagined as being purple. The change to orange was made because the color didn't show up on camera well.

Sources:

"Bonus Behind-the-Street Scenes." On disc 2 of 40 Years of Sunny Days. 2009.

Henson, Jim. "Design drawing of Oscar the Grouch." (Digital reproduction). Museum of the Moving Image, Astoria, Queens, New York, United States.

[moss-cant-sp3ll]

Me, looking longingly into my reflection: *sigh* I wish there was a How I Met Your Mother musical....