God's Favorite Annoying Bastard

t4t intersex ace || 21yo || Xey/Xem, It/Its || N.P.F.O.

[mosscoveredclown]

My name is Sodium but call me Salt

my personal tags are:

#saltsays (me babbling in tags or on reblog)

#the mortifying ordeal of being salt (just things that happen)

#salts brain syndromes (anything related to my brain syndromes)

I have too many side accounts, but maybe go follow them if you share the same interests

Art/Writing: @biologicalnecrohazard

Aesthetics: @chaotixacademix

Anime: @asinineanime

Video Games: @thecosmicbastard

Animals: @theanimalallegories

Romanticism of Life: @lovetoitsfullest

[mikecardensolofolkalbum]

[bobdylanhater1965]

IVE HAD THIS QUEUED SINCE MARCH AND IT DIDNT POST ON AUGUST 19TH U HAVE NO IDEA HOW PISSED I AM

[stinkystarboy]

(Video Transcript:)

A tired looking man in a grey suit holding a cd.

“I shall see you on August 19th”

He then throws the cd.

(End Video Transcript)

[catchaspark]

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

[timefortigers]

sheds a single tear

[catchaspark]

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

[puddeneen]

#i hope we all celebrated this international feast day accordingly

[mikecardensolofolkalbum]

[bobdylanhater1965]

IVE HAD THIS QUEUED SINCE MARCH AND IT DIDNT POST ON AUGUST 19TH U HAVE NO IDEA HOW PISSED I AM

[stinkystarboy]

(Video Transcript:)

A tired looking man in a grey suit holding a cd.

“I shall see you on August 19th”

He then throws the cd.

(End Video Transcript)

[catchaspark]

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

[timefortigers]

sheds a single tear

[catchaspark]

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

[puddeneen]

#i hope we all celebrated this international feast day accordingly

[vengeful-supermarket]

This is the only day you can RT this

[disasterhimbo]

[ID: a four-frame meme. The first frame has the text, “Hey, Cady Heron from Mean Girls,” with “Mean Girls” in the font from the movie, and an image of Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood. The second frame has the text, “Hey Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood,” with “Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood” in the font from the show, and an image of Cady Heron from Mean Girls. The third frame has an image of a pocket watch inscribed with, “Don’t forget 3.Oct.10,” from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, and the same image of Cady Heron as the second frame. The fourth frame has the same image of the inscribed pocket watch as the third frame, and an image of Cady Heron at a desk with a book saying, “It’s October 3rd,” from Mean Girls. End ID]

[mikecardensolofolkalbum]

[bobdylanhater1965]

IVE HAD THIS QUEUED SINCE MARCH AND IT DIDNT POST ON AUGUST 19TH U HAVE NO IDEA HOW PISSED I AM

[stinkystarboy]

(Video Transcript:)

A tired looking man in a grey suit holding a cd.

“I shall see you on August 19th”

He then throws the cd.

(End Video Transcript)

[catchaspark]

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

[timefortigers]

sheds a single tear

[catchaspark]

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

[puddeneen]

#i hope we all celebrated this international feast day accordingly

[clubpenguindoneright]

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

[lunamothed]

reblog while its still true 

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[mosscoveredclown]

Hi I'm uninstalling my tumblr app 👍

not for any particular deep reason, at least none I'll bore you with, this is just a notice for my followers who do enjoy my blog and any of my others ( @chaotixacademix @asinineanime @theanimalallegories @lovetoitsfullest @biologicalnecrohazard @thecosmicbastard ) that I will be much less active, if at all, because I might still use desktop (yes I know, I'm a mobile main, sue me /lh )

I appreciate your support and interactions through all this time, and I hope to continue one day <3

[wishuponastarion]

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

[siliconosaurus]

Jellycat Sensational Seafood Langoustine

[basyacriptid]

@cory-bug

[mosscoveredclown]

OH!!! HIM!!! I HAVE HIM!!!

[compyuter]

Visit Original Link

og post - made w 15.ai

[seasononesam]

Happy birthday Dean Winchester! (January 24th, 1979) | in/sp

Okay. My name is Dean Winchester. Sam is my brother. Uh, Mary Winchester is my mom. And Cas—Cas is my best friend.

[wilwheaton]

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[fooliofailure]

bro thay put transgender in me

[fooliofailure]

you’re good queen. i mispelt “they”. Some kind of yrbasgender i am. i deserve to have it suques out of me likr a ksoquito