[babypeachprincess]

having an emotional support shitty phone game is actually really good for you

[100493503004422]

when I talk about the weather it isn't small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss

[vita-min-bunniii]

white boy i will flush you down the toilet

[blemgoid]

THE POMPOUS FOP has declined your gift.

1x MID-GRADE BRANDY 1x STRINGY GAME HEN 1x MEDIOCRE PLUM PUDDING

Have been returned to your inventory.

[1nayaa]

nobody is more stressed than a 24-29yo thinking they are running out of time lol

[3000s]

its POOP friday

[aropride]

i think that i deal with a lot of [remembers this isn't my diary] Nothing. i've never had a problem

[bonivers]

the real people who need to be told Omg You People Can’t Do Anything is the people who can’t watch something if it’s not on a streaming service…. like girl let’s search Watch Free Online

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[word-salad-yo-mama-jokes]

Yo Mama so fuck it

[bitchi4mwillywonka]

dont worry, i'll be hot and funny again as soon as i'm done fighting for my life right now

[hyenaehyenae]

Duuuuuude its so cool how you made ur car go 2 mph faster and sound like it was taking a shit... I bet it was pretty expensive, to make your car sound like it was poopshitting and farting whenever you accelerate slightly. Thats so cool.

[nyasm]

[crazysodomite]

Do you ever see people you know being friends/socializing with each other and think Damn. They're probably having so much fun and interesting conversations. Sadly I can't join them due to not being ensouled

[state-of-nature-blog]

me to me: you stress me out

[bakwaaas]

when 1D said does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes they were so fucking right

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day