I Am Moss

Gotta put all my aftg bullshit in one place yippeeeeee | main is bumble-bean-boy so follows back go through that ig | ao3 is coveredinmoss 👍

[schnuspi]

He was not my partner. It was not his job to protect me, and I didn’t want him to. I just wanted him to die.

[dykekarkat]

giving neil josten my period cramps to cope

[dykekarkat]

fighting pmdd one andreil cuddling doodle at a time

[dykekarkat]

sure 👍

[yaraaflor]

imagine you work at a luxury car dealership. two college kids show up in a shitty rental car one day. one is has facial tattoos and the haughty attitude of a famous person. the other is a dead-faced goth the size of an elf. tattoo boy says they’re here to buy so you humor them and show some cars. elf man doesn’t say a word the whole time but clearly is calling the shots. he points at a Maserati and says he’ll be paying for the whole thing, no financing necessary. then he goes back over to the rental car, where evidently there has been a whole person asleep in the backseat the entire time. this man is about the same height as the goth pixie and dressed like a homeless person. he listens to the goth say something, pulls out several wads of cash, hands them over and goes back to sleep. your boss spends the next hour walking these freaks through the paperwork while you count through what turns out to be nearly 100k in cold hard cash. no one explains a goddamn thing and they leave with the nicest car on the lot

[mopeyopie]

jean <3

[saiintval]

I had no plans to ever draw riko but I saw a really good shot in a cosplay reel that I needed to try out so sorry for the jump scare

[visenyaism]

gf trying to convince oomfs to understand the most important literature of all time in human history

[girlovid]

kevin day should’ve been an ancient greek tragic heroine and instead he got stuck in a self published 2010s contemporary sports/crime thriller… and he didn’t even get put on the woke team so he doesn’t know about estrogen or bisexuality

[bethanydelleman]

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

[justslightlyconfused]

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

[write-on-world]

[solqrays]

do you think aftg fan artists draw the "2" / "II" tattoo first and then cover it up with the queen while quoting the monologue or is that just me

[devi-lishly]

In relation to the "would Neil call Andrew "Drew"" post going around, here is my opinion no one asked for :)

Personally, I can't really see it. For one, it just doesn't fit Neil's character in my opinion. Like I can't see him really giving ANYONE a nick name, much less Andrew. Secondly, I think names are very important to Neil (for kinda obvious reasons), like almost sacred, so why would he call Andrew anything other than his name? He had to fight so hard for his identity, and I feel like names hold a different kind of weight to him, so he's not out here changing people's names.

[neilsdinosaur]

finding out kevin has a gf gotta be like top three most unbelievable reveals in history

[theluckywizard]

Ugly OC Asks

Let's get messy 🔥

Questions compiled with @monocytogenes. Reblog with your OCs tagged and enjoy the crunch!

(I'm not numbering these so people have to copy the questions into the ask box.)

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What is your OC petty about?

When's the last time your OC hurt someone emotionally? What did they do?

What's an unsavory detail about your OC or opinion they have (to a modern Tumblr audience)?

What's an unsavory detail about your OC or opinion they have (to their peer group)?

What does your OC's love interest dislike about them?

Is your OC ever wrong? Big ways? Small ways? About what?

What does your OC lie about?

In what way(s) is your OC bad at life?

What's the fatal flaw in your OC's relationship(s)? What could destroy those relationships?

What fills your OC with envy? Alternatively who does your OC envy and why?

What physical trait(s) is your OC insecure about?

What personality trait(s) or habit(s) is your OC insecure about?

What's a moment your OC is ashamed to remember?

What's your OC's biggest fuck up?

What unconscious biases or expectations does your OC have regarding other genders, races or sexualities?

What skill does your OC need to work on improving?

What uncharitable takes would your OC have about you if they met you?

What's the longest grudge your OC has ever held? Against whom and why?

In what way is your OC worse than you?

Have there been any horrible consequences to well-intentioned choices your OC made? How did they cope with that?

Who hates your OC? Why?

What do your OC and their LI fight about?

[veliseraptor]

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.

[dustisus]

the trifecta

[rafalopesart]

[devi-lishly]

Kevin would be such a drama queen when sick with something like the common cold. He's whining and complaining and moping around. But the second he's sick with something more serious, like pneumonia that qualifies for hospitalization, he's acting like he's fine and trying to push through it. It confuses some of the other Foxes to no end.