the only prescription is more cowbell

i'm chelsea. i watch a lot of television. that's it.

[swuid]

ⓘ this user has been ground into a paste

[pussyadvice-deactivated20200825]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Shrek and Han Solo kinda dress the same

[scarletmischief]

[satanstrousers]

Shes a brick

[maccydoodles]

who?

[satanstrousers]

HOUSE

[robotmystic]

dad?

[selph]

*slaps vault boys face onto a hoodie* fallout merch

[mostcowbell]

me @ gates of heaven: i mean i wasn't even that bad tho

god: *pulls out receipts*

god: sweetie :)

[notesfrommovies]

[bawjaw]

Yes

[m86-deactivated20171116]

[k3vxz93pfd28bdw0s2]

[slimetony]

[whiskeywhitemage]

kingdom hearts 4

[threewayradio-deactivated202005]

earlier I had an exam in my textile history class and the girl to my left was obviously stumped because she was fidgeting/tapping her pencil on her desk furiously and I was like dam what is she stresst about, so I looked over and saw that she was on a short response question about silk production and all she had written was “The worm” and idk why it was so funny to me but I couldn’t concentrate for the duration of the test and I think I failed

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

[farmsuggestion]

old macdonald had ENOUGH

[mostcowbell]

Anxiety: THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!

Me: What is too much?

Anxiety: THIS

Me: I am literally sitting at home doing nothing. My only obligation this evening is to take out the trash. Work went well today. What exactly is the problem????

Anxiety: EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE

Me: But nothing is happening?

Anxiety: TOO MUCH

[racistspiderman]

[cthulhuhail-deactivated20250911]

I’m starting to convulse just reading this

[ripndipcl]

[blcksprng]

:’(

[pentecost]