“are you asking or making me maitre?”

20s | just a hedonist

[hedonstia]

˚₊‧꒰ა welcome ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ int. ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

ᓚᘏᗢ ellie ꨄ︎ agere + petre ꨄ︎ armand defender, stan, lover, and kin ꨄ︎ darry curtis’s bby grl ꨄ︎ wannabe riotgrrl ꨄ︎ an actual perverted 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 ꨄ︎ tba.

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ fandoms im in/write for (req open) ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ Interview With The Vampire ⋆˚࿔

⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ The Outsiders ⋆˚࿔

⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ The Walking Dead ⋆˚࿔

⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure ⋆˚࿔

⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ Stranger Things ⋆˚࿔

⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ Heated Rivalry (i dont write for this sowwie)

⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ tba.

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⏾⋆.˚ do’s and don’ts, writing + personal pref .𖥔 ݁

𖤓 NO KINK SHAMING. ໒꒱ིྀ༝⁺

𖤓 NO scat, woundplay, eroguro, tba. ໒꒱ིྀ༝⁺

𖤓 NO meanies!! ໒꒱ིྀ༝⁺

꩜ YES praising

꩜ YES constructive criticism

꩜ YES pet names

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[kinkydorah]

ASSAD ZAMAN The Vampire Lestat premiere

[hedonstia]

im gonna cry i couldve seen him

[sillystigmata]

Party Boy

[hedonstia]

i didnt get to see him but its okay i got to see erics bald spot and smile and i got a piece of the backdrop that contains all of their auras and essences…

[bifauxnenarmand]

daniel molloy, complete the holy trinity and you will be reincarnated as armand’s vibrator

[vampire-old-man-yaoi]

[hedonstia]

not a day over like 25 oh my gosh he's such a little baby stop it now

[hedonstia]

i need eric bogosian filming him and assad fucking.

this includes:

- Spankings, manhandling, choking, hair pulling

- telling assad to stfu bc hes whining too loud and the ppl next door might think of smth

- overstimulating assad until he screams and cries

- assad crying bc hes so full of erics cum

- BELLY BULLGGEE!!! where eric brings the camera over and shows a clear top view of assads torso with his bitten tits and his belly full of cum and dick

- a view of assad bouncing it back on that dick

i cant think of anymore but aauugh, assad always tells eric ‘no dont film me stop!’ but eric doesnt care and does it anyways, sends it to the cast group chat too lmao

[demonpoppyseed]

And if I said I'm leaving a saucer of milk out for him tonight

[hedonstia]

pouty kitten

[bergamoth]

i was struck first by the sight of his naked body then by his bizarre insistence on keeping his gloves on.

full vers

[hedonstia]

hot 🙂‍↕️

[stabyomates]

But he's my man, we re hand in hand

[hedonstia]

loumand LIVES!

[sillystigmata]

And I’ve always said that.

[marysyp96]

signature autism stance🧍🏾

[bifauxnenarmand]

I love him so much what is his problem 😭😭😭

[bifauxnenarmand]

tvl promo: ROCK AND ROLL INCEST PISS DRUGS GROUPIES VODKA BOTTLE DICK 😎😎😎😎🎸🎸🎸🎸

armand centric tvl promo:

[hedonstia]

i fear armands consciousness is the backrooms itself and ykw somehow hes the entity

[darcymolloy]

[hedonstia]

never seen smth so relatable

[icantspellthings]

AU where Louis didn't quit taking photographs but just pivoted to doing staged portraits instead and his favourite subject is Armand (after sex) because he just bruise so beautifully and he poses him all pretty on the bed to display all the bruises, rope burns and bleeding wounds. They accidentally gained an underground fanbase for their bdsm erotic photos because of how fast Vampires can heal so Louis can take multiple different photographs in a week and his fans are always wondering if its staged or if it's all real as the scenes depicted in these photos keeps escalating in it's violence.

[icantspellthings]

One day they literally stage Armand bleeding out in a bathtub and his fans are like "is your model okay... 😟"

[hedonstia]

WAAAHHHHH ASSAD IS SO CUTE IM GONNA CRRRYYY!! also is that delainey..?

assad cutie poo im crying hes so precious

happy belated birthday assad my special special baby

[maxwyl]

happy birthday assad!! today seems like the perfect day to post this:

i've been meaning to rebind my copy of tva ever since i got it (from a used bookstore, it's falling apart) but in retrospect thank god i haven't yet because it would've impeded throwing that godforsaken book at the wall across from my bed as hard as possible when i finished it

version without text & the og cover: