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[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i cant explain why but this is the funniest thing ive experienced in the past five days

[gentlesharks]

Baby Blacktip Reef shark!

[autistic-dumbass]

One day that tiny baby will be a big shark able to rip people to shreds

[gentlesharks]

most blacktip reef sharks are no more than 5.5ft long when mature. not only that, blacktip reef sharks are timid and shy, with no fatal human attacks documented. don’t comment stuff like this on my posts, save it for another post and stay off mine. thanks

[one-in-lemillion]

gentlesharks has hAD IT

[fluxbird-deactivated20210510]

only one character can be in each 5ft square in dnd because they’re all practicing responsible social distancing

[marisatomay]

After 11 years of wondering if Turkish Delight is good enough to sell out my family I finally made some

[silbat-deactivated20191019]

so..is it?

[marisatomay]

well if i was a 10 year old in 1940 during world war ii when there was sugar rationing and i had been sent away to some stranger’s house with my siblings who (particularly the elder 2) were being real jerks and i had no idea that the seemingly kind lady offering the turkish delight was the literal embodiment of evil™ who would kill my family and myself once she no longer had any use for us then yeah i would do it

[mantis-lizbian]

i mean, yeah, thank you for highlighting Edmund’s often overlooked perspective here… but damn is that a big qualifier.

[minecraft]

eww fucking EWWWW its march already. i hate the linear progression of time </3

[katiebelle2679-deactivated20260]

My birthday is in march….:(

[shitlockhomerotic-deactivated20]

So is mine.,,,,,;;

[minecraft]

ewwwww fucking EWWWWWWWW PISCES’s ARE COMMENTING ON MY POST LIKE I ASKED AND ITS ALL ABOUT THEM EWWWWW 

[carnevul]

my birthday is on the 31st :( …

[minecraft]

legitimately what is up with people born in march thinking this post is a slight against them personally

[katiebelle2679-deactivated20260]

Wait @minecraft what’s your sign?

[minecraft]

[jays--wing]

if she’s YOUR girl, why’s she using MY crafting table?

[b-salamander-deactivated2023021]

I’m not saying she is a slut, I’m just saying her spawn point isn’t set to her own bed very often.

[socialmediapeasant]

I pity the future historians that are gonna try and take a crack at this one

[studentlifeproblems]

[saturndreamstate]

Its really all falling apart now

[lazy-crooked-barbarian]

Is it ever.

[meat-story]

GUYS I’VE FINISHED THE ANIMATION!!! This is about Dr Clef. Please reblog to support my art!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Frankenstein got written because Mary Shelley was the only person in her peer group to finish Nanowrimo

[dumbthinmint]

Wasn’t her peer group full of horny frat boys who were constantly having parties and in her desperation to have one chill day with no one trying getting all handsy, she mentioned that there’s this writing thing and vaguely insinuated that they wouldn’t be able to do it and then all the boys were like “YES I CAN JUST WATCH” and at the end of it all Mary Shelley finally had time to write about this idea she had dreamed about without some dumb horny boy trying to tell her how women should be in his bed instead of writing?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that is technically an accurate historical recap, yes

[not-as-bad-as-frankenstein]

Also, while stuck with all these intellectual dude bros who were constantly going on about how great they all were, she wrote a main character who thought he was the greatest and smartest but then refused to take responsibility for anything leading to the destruction of his entire life.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ahhahahaahahaha

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Any tips on dressing androgynously for this baby agender?

anything is androgynous when gender norms are meaningless!

[alipopsie]

as much as I agree with this, sometimes it feels nice to feel like you pass, so here’s something! (from an afab enby who frequently confuses the old people in my town)

don’t limit yourself to one gendered section at the store, just wander on through and pick out what you desire! I LOVE second hand shops for this purpose, because there’s such a wide variety of things that you can probably find something you’ll like year long!

there’s an excellent balance of strange and plain that is WONDERFUL to achieve! my personal style tends to be patterned short sleeve button ups worn open over graphic tees and shorts (basic but I like it), but feel free to mix & match what works for you

don’t feel obligated to hide your figure with baggy clothes, but if you have more or less curves than you desire for an andro figure, layers can very much be your friend!!

subtle pride colours can be helpful too. if you try to integrate colours from your preferred flag, I’ve found it kinda.. helps people who know their flags in the right direction?

you can also find some AWESOME subtle pronoun pins. (etsy can be great for them!) I have a tiny, subtle they/them pin that I got from twenty10 here in australia and it’s great for gently telling people what pronouns you’d prefer without being loud about it.

passing as a nonbinary/agender/generally gnc person can be really hard, but I wish you much luck!! it’s a process!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

great addition! 

[moonkitty]

have you ever clicked on a boomers profile before and 99.9% of the time it looks exactly like this

[moonkitty]

tumblr edition

[tmgbanter]

“Every so often, when you travel through this world, you may see a person and you say, ‘As sure as I’m standing here and by the holy name of the god that made me, I’m going to stab that person in the eye with a foreign object.’”

— John Darnielle introducing Foreign Object, The Wexner Center on 2015-04-22

[scp-69]

Me, sitting alone in the dark and feeling my cat come sit down on my legs: babey wann kimss?

Me, putting my hand near him and feeling him headbutt me softly: OH!

[pasdecoeur]

DOES CHRIS KNOW THIS ISN’T THOR 4??? DID ANYONE TELL HIM??!?!?

[wholesome-lesbiab]

Recipe: this will take 30 minutes to complete

Me, someone who shouldn’t be allowed in the kitche: okay so 1, 5 hours. 1 if I get lucky.

[enlightened-entanglement]

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You Just Can’t Tell That Boy No

[kryptonians]

[ssironstrange]

[bad-puns-and-even-worse-magic]

[sweetdreamsaremadeofquicksliver]

[xaldien]