julia

god of all things dads wear

[biteitwhenitssoft]

[grandmawitch]

Sweet rolls from The Elder Scrolls Official Cookbook 🍴

Somewhere between bread and cake with cream cheese icing

ig: granny_witch

ko-fi.com/grandmawitch

[timetraveldean]

[bmwiid]

omg

[wittywallflower-deactivated2018]

REblog if you are Asexual, support Asexuals, or spend most of your time actually thinking about Superheroes.

[twilightchildriku]

This is it.

[theswordofpens]

I support Asexuals!

[newtonpermetersquare]

He’s got a point

[smocaine-deactivated20181218]

[be-thin-2-win]

I'm suggesting this vid to work-out to. I usually only get through 40 minutes of it but it works well for me.

I do not suggest doing this while fasting as it is dangerous and that it's a tough work-out 🤡

stay safe luvs~ xoxo💕

[ohno-goddammit-haych]

the funny thing about this clip is that no one was drunk or high.

[mostlyjulia]

i’m gonna get sober

[larvinya]

[tepig-guy]

long????

[joeseph-stallion-deactivated202]

fool, that is the embodiment of death

[tepig-guy]

death incarnate: shows himself to be a black cat, ominous and dreadful

me: hehe flufy worm boy, long man jenkins

[pancakeke]

me: *pulls into gas station* just a quick stop :)

GPS: what the FUCK did you do

[starsandwristrockets]

not to spoil season three or anything but the number of health codes steve and robin violate at scoops ahoy is astonishing

[andhumanslovedstories]

The four genders

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

parents who tell their daughters they are ugly are bad parents

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

everyone who is replying to this with some variety of “that’s just how life is”

no

your parents fucked up and should not have treated you that way

they were wrong and you should say it

[techmomma]

This includes implied ugliness.

you need to lose weight

you’ll attract more boys if

you’re wearing that?

i wouldn’t wear that

this will flatter you more

you should wear more makeup

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

[exidtual]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

[courgette96]

Don t forget this added gem!

[zagreus]

Visit Original Link

[zagreus]

my mouth

[days-since-the-hotdaga]

It has now been 299 days without the hotdaga