End Scene.

[fuckyeahblackcelebrities]

[joammanewsom]

jk rowling: accept that the cursed child is canon

[elijahwood]

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

He and Legolas never had a single conversation, the only words ever spoken between them were, “and my bow”.

[raphanus-deactivated20140818]

[sephir-amy]

I need this on a blog, at long last, to look at whenever I want.

[tomfooleryholland-deactivated20]

Frodo: I’m so overjoyed to see you all safe. Gimli, Aragorn, and- *discreetly looks at writing on palms*…L'orealas.

[capacity]

me watching everyone on earth date and fall in love

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

my mom: come down dinner is done me: ok my mom: itll be done in 15 minutes why dont you set the table me:

[moth-in-a-bath]

fbi agent: want to work for the fbi

me: ok but can i work in the xfiles department

fbi agent: there is no xfiles department

me: i gotcha

me: [winks]

fbi agent:

[wronggenlife]

Simon Pegg on The science of Warp Drive

[noneeyewithleftyork]

THERE’S A GUY SCALING THE TRUMP TOWER IN NYC WITH GIANT SUCTION CUPS LIKE A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE STUNT AND IM LAUGHING

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: OKAY SO police are all over and they sent a window washer platform down from the top of the building but it was too far above him so then sent it back up and police just shattered a window slightly above him to try to get him and now he’s moving away from the hole in the window and continuing up he’s been climbing for like an hour now and they cant figure out how to get him down this is so incredible

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: LOOK AT HIM GO

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: they just inflated a giant inflatable on 56th street a third of nyc is in gridlock bc of this guy climbing the trump tower i cannOT BELIEVE

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: he’s on the 18th floor this so surreal

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: we’re approaching hour 2 of the climb and since the last update he’s made it up at least another 3 floors

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE:  SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE OF HIM FROM INSIDE THE TOWER

A HERO

[noneeyewithleftyork]

update: apparently his name is steve and he’s from virginia

ASCEND, STEVE

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: they just used suction cups to pull two panes of glass into the building a few floors above him

you know what they always say. you cant fight fire with fire, but you should always fight suction cups with suction cups

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: HE’S TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THEM STILL IM CRYING WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK IS 2016????

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: he keeps trying to move around all the police forces. theres a removed window with officers above him, another one on the right-facing wall beside that, and a scaffolding/window-washing bucket and theyre tryING TO SHOW THE NEWS BUT CLEARLY SPIDER-MAN IS MORE IMPORTANT

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE; theyve offered him a line in. he rejects it moves away from the line. we are at the two and a half hour mark. he is on floor 22. he continues to ascend. 

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: THEY GOT HIM I REPEAT THEY GOT HIM

THEYRE TRYING TO GET THE SUCTION CUPS OFF

THE ASCENT IS COMPLETE. 

[gothicprep]

congrats to my aunt who sent me a card using a bird sticker instead of a real stamp

[burning-stmandard-deactivated20]

Paris Smart City 2050

by Vincent Callebaut

[speculativexenolinguist]

this is some epic solarpunk shit yes good

[georgetakei]

Absolutely #NoChill 😂 #funny #meme #memes #teamtakei

[the-awesome-quotes]

[lifeascaptain]

This is damn cute.

[coloradohounds]

Life goals tbh

[girlspice-deactivated20181115]

HES WEARING A CORN BANDANA 🌽

I love him

[memewhore]

[berries-archive]

Adult: your hickey is crude and trashy, you should be ashamed

me: 

is a teenager

is living life and having fun

is bothering no one

hasn’t had 3 failed marriages

didn’t ask, martha

[silkroad5v7dywlc-deactivated201]

[retroactivebakeries]

why haven’t I been burnt at the stake yet

[v171]

Imagine A Series of Unfortunate Events but with the Bobs Burgers kids.