i dream of the hardware store

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[sunfortune]

[embraceyouranxiety-blog]

[neverthere12345]

[femcassidy]

i think what’s wrong with me is that i don’t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i don’t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just haven’t forged any swords

[altonbrowns]

[earthdad]

this is the best news i’ve heard in ages

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Romeo bout to catch some cheeks

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

the scientists

[brucebocchi]

[warmleveret-deactivated20170910]

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

[nenchaenmoved-blog]

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

[re-bee-key]

you had to be there

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

i’m sorry picsthatmakeyougohmm but this pic made me go hell yea babey elvis presley

[8bitgirl]

picsthatmakeyougohellyeababeyelvispresley

[lymphonodge2]

[indoorvoices]

I’m gonna wear this as a shirt when I’m around my stepdad

[yugirimistwalker]

roses are red

violets are blue

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

It reminds me of the hunger games

[deputy-shayy]

It should.

[yimmypee]

ive been thinking about this tweet for the past 2 days like literally nonstop

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[hbbibasghera-deactivated2016041]

[01101010-01100100]

*person falls, in a loud destructive manner*

voice off camera: Hey, Ron.

fallen person: Hey, Billy!

[clairesapphitz]

he was talking about when you’re a little kid but i relate to this as a college student

[nhod]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Me n my mutuals watching it all unfold……….