Rather Uncalled For.

She/her. Birbs.

[mango-pickle]

reblog this to gently place a comfy flower patterned blanket around the person you reblogged it from

[daydreamdeuce]

[todaysbird]

a rare photo of a man kissing his pet carolina parakeet. the carolina parakeet was declared extinct in 1938, after years of heavy losses due to overhunting both to protect crops and to collect feathers for fashion. the carolina parakeet is a member of the conure family and is closely related to popular pets like the sun conure and green-cheeked conure; it’s reported that before their extinction, they had a similar outgoing and playful temperament.

[thegreatpigeonking]

Never forget that we killed them with their love for each other.

[mother-0f-birbs]

😭

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[snuv]

[fantasysclerosis]

My sister knew a women who would adopt any solid black cat with yellow eyes that came into the shelter. No cats with green eyes, no spots of white. Solid black. My sister later discovered why. Her husband doesn't want any more cats, but isn't actually sure of how many they have. So as long as her cats look exactly the same as the others, he can't pick them out and be unhappy when the brings home another one.

[cryptidesc]

Big brain woman right there

[i-should-go]

choose ur fighter: edi's technological automatic voyeurism or mordin's mildly sarcastic sex advice

[dorkshadows]

“Meet the Reaper” AKA Top 10 photos taken before disaster

Spoiler alert: Grim did not win the game.

[jewishgirlrevolt]

Omg this is so amazing.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Grim had absolutely no idea what he was getting himself into here

[darkbluemint]

Ok, but in his defense… Mandy cheated…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Never go against a goth girl when Death is on the line

One of the two classic blunders

[ethicalmemes]

An alien abduction #EthicalMemes

[calibratemehard]

The way I snorted when I saw this on Reddit.

[vbartilucci]

Technically this makes you an “I’m not a doctor, but…”

[funnytwittertweets]

[sindri42]

Bees choose to live in the box where they know damn well that a large fraction of the honey will periodically be removed, instead of simply leaving that place like they are perfectly able to do, because the human box comes with an invulnerable titan to guard them against all threats. The bees consider the payment offered to this colossal mercenary to be a pretty good deal.

[intjint]

Bees know about supply and demand

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Protection money

[stitch-n-time]

Protection honey

[toastbutteregg]

this will give me nightmares

[lisaminnci]

MASS EFFECT: LEGENDARY EDITION

[darkestcinema]

renaissance in the 21st century

[blogitalianissimo]

[tinyphantomsalad]

some more

[kitsunebattleboxer]

the WHAT??

[personification-of-anxiety]

okay, found her

[thinking-in-oposite]

[etre-libre-dit-combeferre]

I like this whole "picture that could be paintings" trend but I wish you didn't use reinassance as a synonym for "kinda ancient looking art". Have pity on your local art historian.

[official-lucifers-child]

i’m crying, there are some renaissance-esque pictures here but many are baroque or romantic

[bubblebubble03]

[ageofsadz-blog]

[memehumor]