Titles Are Lame

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[fourthlord]

Historic

[shoopsi]

[nickimlnaj]

[sleepingwiththekings]

This was my home town and this boy has gone viral lol. Well done Danny

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I was asking myself just now why they have “16 and pregnant” but not “16 and impregnated a girl” but I realized it would be pretty boring to watch a 16 year old boy play video games and go to school and live life as normal

[eclaire89]

Whoop there it is

[lucifuh]

OK I DONT KNOW IF YOU GUYS HAVE NOTICED ON GOOGLE BUT THERE WAS THIS THING

SO I CLICKED IT RIGHT

AND IT BROUGHT ME TO THIS PAGE AND I CLICKED THE FUCKING LINK

AND I CLICKED SMELL

AND THEN I PUT MY FACE ON THE SCREEN RIGHT

AND IT DIDNT FUCKING WORK SO I CLICKED NEED HELP

AND IT BROUGHT ME TO THIS SHIT STAINED PAGE

FUCK YOU GOOGLE

[katherinesrizos]

[foodtrucker-deactivated20121231]

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

[ginnifergoodwins]

#glad to know it’s international

[abhortion-deactivated20131214]

#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella

“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair

[dothechachaslideinthedevils-blog]

‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar

[the-legend-of-sly-deactivated20]

“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus

[lanabreaux]

S/O to shea butter and black soap.

[whoa-bruh]

Can’t forget that cocoa butter

[exemplarybehaviour]

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the heck we are in spain 

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

WHAT IS GOING ON

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

[afk]

mosquitos

first of all how dare you

[shitpostgenerator]

today’s shitpost is *spins wheel* dissapointing footballs

[coolnicegood]

did shitpostgenerator just make a shitpost about generating shitposts

[iloveyixingsomuch-blog]

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[phobias]

if i had my licence the only thing i’d use it for is mcdonalds at 3am

[alvxandra]

that is all we use it for

[orangeis]

One of the most dramatic moments of season 1.

[voteforbart-deactivated20181007]

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?

I do.

[chemicalsmile-deactivated201303]

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

He don’t give a shit.

[dapperpea]

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

[i-dont-have-to-do-boo]

What a series of unnecessary events