watching videos from the parade and I love how Barca players are simply always on that gay shit. Iconic.
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watching videos from the parade and I love how Barca players are simply always on that gay shit. Iconic.
thank you for tuning in to faggot fm i’m your dj sexchange.com we've got some hits lined up for you tonight. semen and girlfunkel, joan bi-ez, gay bob dylan and kicking us off as always are the normal beatles
Gay Bob Dylan is Normal Bob Dylan, I think...
Weird Fantasy (1950) #18 written by Al Feldstein and drawn by Joe Orlando, with editor Bill Gaines
So he said it can't be a Black. So I said, "For God's sakes, Judge Murphy, that's the whole point of the Goddamn story!" So he said, "No, it can't be a Black". Bill just called him up and raised the roof, and finally they said, "Well, you gotta take the perspiration off". I had the stars glistening in the perspiration on his Black skin. Bill said, "Fuck you", and he hung up.
Al Feldstein, Tales of Terror: The EC Companion
Just to add context for those not aware of the impact of this story.
The reason it was so important for narrative purposes, was that the plot concerns the visit of the Astronaut, in his completely opaque spacesuit, to a planet populated entirely by self-aware robots (originally from Earth) who have built their own society and are petitioning to be allowed to interact with Earth again as equals.
They have a democratic government and free choice of careers etc. as the orange robot serving as guide tells the Astronaut.
The Astronaut notices that there are two different types of robot on this world; the orange ones, who are in charge, gifted access to all information and facilities. and the blue robots, who are seen as more limited in function, have less access to information and resources, and are not allowed positions of power or as wide a choice of employment opportunities. Even transportation is segregated.
The Astronaut investigates further and discovers that the blue and orange robots are actually structurally identical, there is absolutely no difference between their potential or capabilities, and it is only because the orange robots are instructed by their Educator system to consider themselves superior, that the difference exists.
The Astronaut tells the robots they are not ready for re-alignment with Earth, until they come to terms with their own unfairness, and how Earth had had to deal with this issue themselves. When that time comes, the robots will be able to ally with Earth.
Then he leaves in his spaceship, and it's only in that one final panel that we see the Astronaut is black.
Not subtle, nor should it be, but for 1950 this was a breathtakingly powerful statement, perhaps the first of it's kind in the genre.
The black character was not a caricature, or comedy relief, he was a main character in his own right, a human who "simply" was black.
Ok, but this story is sadly revolutionary even now. That is not just a human who happens to be black, as far as every other character in this story is concerned this is the most important, maybe even the only human they ever see, who happens to be black.
As depressing as that is, but a black person just casually representing the entirety of humanity is a breathtakingly powerfull statement even today, a quarter of a century later.
reblogging for Black History Month!
one word hockey rpf prompt picker wheels
inspired by @theresonly1u prompt meme, I've compiled a list of one word prompts that are geared towards hockey to inspire various interpretations
spin and immediately write a drabble for the first word you get, spin multiple times and write a fic that includes all the prompts, make a wheel of your ships/players and spin that + this wheel, roll a dice and write a drabble with that number x 100 words with whatever word you spun, etc!
complete wheel [sfw + nsfw/kink prompts] sfw wheel [prompts that can be written any way] nsfw/kink wheel [prompts that are kink/sex themed]
the complete wheel has 200 options and these lists may be expanded with more words later on
these wheels were made with short works in mind and obviously can be used for anything, but remember all fanworks are good works regardless of length! don't be afraid to start with a small work for your first time writing or to publish something small!
happy writing (if you're inspired to write habs related fics with this, throw them in our 25-26 season fic collection for everyone to read!)
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the way some people on this website talk about sports rpf reminds me that many engaging in the hobby dont actually enjoy sports
Crazy that sports RPF is becoming mainstream now…my culture is not your costume.
I think that the best and funnest thing about sports rpf is that it is often written about very handsome, physically fit men who have never had a thought in their whole entire lives. He would not fret about his internalized homophobia because all those words have too many syllables. Look at all the talented fujos creating a rich and sexy inner life for men whose actual brains just mutter “gotta go fast!” at them 24 hours a day. Truly great popular art!
couldn't leave @yekoc's A+ contribution to languish in the tags
ok enough regular fujoshi media we need to investigate how writing about men fucking is actually proxy sex between women we need a story about two womens increasingly codependent and toxic online friendship built on writing slash fiction together escalating to doing sex roleplay on instant messengers pretending to be their favorite ship to get better at writing so they can really embody the mind of the characters obviously and talking one of the women thru her divorce and their weird emotionally blurred and toxic friendship as the more talented friend keeps leveraging her popularity and control over a major fanfic site in the fandom to keep control over the rapidly deteriorating friendship and they have weird phone sex and one of them realizes they are gay for real and gets a girlfriend whos jealous of how much time shes spending online and the friendship eventually explodes and one of them goes on to get published and the other woman shows up at her book signing and its the first time they have ever seen each other face to face but only one of them knows who the other is
what's your favorite "secret" ingredient
soy sauce
broth subbed for water
squeeze of fresh lemon or lime juice
a variety of vinegar
miso paste
bullion powder (or those ramen seasoning packets lol)
sssssmoked paprika
something pickled (relish, pickled onion, ???)
nutritional yeast (nutritional yeet)
fresh-grated parmesan
doubling the butter/salt/garlic/whatever
super secret something else 👀
e: oops thats supposed to say "any of a variety of vinegars." i don't think most people are dumping a bunch of different vinegar into their food probably
what’s your favourite apple?
fuji
honeycrisp
gala
envy
cosmic crisp
granny smith
pink lady
golden delicious
mcintosh
jazz
red delicious
other
i underestimated the power of honeycrisp…
Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is
"wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?" its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.
Problem is when the ADHD catalogue is out of date, when you go to check under the couch cushion for that paperclip and it ISNT there, sometimes your brain will just give you a montage of false memories of everywhere you've ever seen a paper clip, like this
yeah yeah the paperclip montage, we've all seen it
although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do
This would be such a good manga series.
one thing everyone who is struggling with cooking for themselves needs to know is that the shittiest rice cooker, like the ones that cost $5 at rite aid, can make entire meals. you can put anything you want (except uncooked meats that need prolonged temperatures to be safe to eat) in with the rice and push the button and go lie down for 20 minutes. you will learn through making slightly over or undercooked rice a few times how you need to adjust the liquid:rice ratios. you can put rice, a bag of baby carrots, whatever salt and spices, and a can of tuna (or a can of shredded chicken, beef, etc, or tofu, or canned beans, or canned tomatoes) in a rice cooker and it will be completely edible in ~20min. it costs like $1 per batch, less if you get regular carrots and cut them into chunks yourself. you should have frozen spinach and peas and corn in your freezer, or whatever frozen veg is safe for your food allergies. this kind of meal can survive in the fridge for a while and the freezer even longer. if you make it badly it wont poison you and can be salvaged with hot sauce, if you make it disastrously it can be thrown away without losing more than a dollar or two. if you make it okay it fullfills the Just Need Some Real Food requirements completely. if you need more calories you can add butter or oil, or eat sour cream on the side. if you forget about the rice cooker or fall asleep it will dry out on the bottom but wont burn. they should teach you this in 5th grade
Miss Piggy's guide to etiquette:
From Miss Piggy's Guide to Life (Henry Beard, 1981).
that ‘pakige?’ post but me, a couple hours after posting a fic, like ‘comints?’
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