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bowlofstew

I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.

huckleberryhal

Grandma Ferret. (X)

huckleberryhal

Today’s Grandma Ferret

colinarcartperson

Was just sketching out a character and thought I’d color it like my Jailor boy

replicated

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

not100bees

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

kholdseid

amnhnyc

Guess who’s never beating the “cutie patootie” allegations? It’s the raccoon dog (Nyctereutes procyonoides)! It can be found in parts of northern Europe and Asia. In the colder areas of its range, this species hibernates through the winter. To prepare for this long rest, individuals gorge themselves with food—including insects, fruit, and crustaceans. A raccoon dog can gain up to 50 percent of its weight during this process, and at its peak, an individual can weigh up to 22 lbs (10 kg). Photo: sduben, iStock

anonyymoose

went to the beach ten minutes after an actual thunderstorm and got so cold i started coming up with a “fish” cover of creep by Radiohead which I was singing out loud over and over again. imagine me waist deep in the waves no feeling in my legs getting over a cold voice singing “i wish i was urchin. you’re so fucking urchin”

huariqueje

Cooking Jam - Teija Lehto, 2016

Finnish,b.1965-

Woodcut,61 x 77 cm.

sullencrab

Source

clacksoperator

phantasy014

"Your hair. Sunset-colour"

irate-iguana

I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”

mockiatoh

Stop that’s too funny

aphractal2

light goes green and your dog goes sprinting off

im gonna make a whole Cerberus post now

dateamonster

secret organizations for studying paranormal phenomena are always calling the creatures they find like "specimen 58008" or some fake latin taxonomy or something vague and ominous like "the red angel" or whatever and thats all well and good but i want a story about a bunch of cryptozoologists going around naming things the way people name like actual birds and lizards and shit.

i want to get lost in the woods and meet the ring-tailed tree creeper and roger's false elk. i want a character who is desperate to prove this monster is actually a distinct species from that very similar looking monster so they can name it after themself. i want two field researchers narrowly escaping an encounter with some ten foot tall thing made of carnivorous vines and one of them is like wow wait til the guys back at the lab hear we got that close to a lesser thorn-backed bone eater 🙂 and the other scientist is like.,...... 😰lesser?

dateamonster

thank you for appreciating my boobs calculator joke but the real overlooked gem of this post is rogers false elk. basically this entire post was just an excuse to come up with a hypothetical monster called rogers false elk. its just so pleasing to me. does nobody care him? does nobody but me care for rogers false elk?

idunalily

Lovers of the lake

tongue-twists

age gaps are actually not a problem in themselves (as long as both participants are adults blah blah you know the drill). the potentially harmful dynamics between two partners with a big age difference arise from other factors that are associated with age. more wealth. more stable life situation. a big gap in relationship/dating experience. this is of course worsened if you add gender and/or racial dynamics to it. age in itself doesn't create this imbalance, we just exist in a system where older people are more likely to have other forms of privilege over their younger partner.

if you're both 30 but one of you has a job and owns the apartment in which you both live, that is a lot riskier than if you're 20 and 40 but both have independent income and housing. ya know?

likeaswansong

you can mostly agree with this while still acknowledging that most men in their 40s and 50s want a young woman simply because they are fucking creeps. i mean a lot of them want one explicitly for the reason that theyre easier to manipulate and abuse, but even old men that go after financially stable, successful twenty year olds are still creeps. even if all of leo dicaprios gfs were secure financially and didn't feel like he had that much power over them (which i highly doubt) hes still a fucking creep. men want women decades younger than them because their whole desire system and what theyre attracted to are pedophilic.

tongue-twists

hi! women in their twenties are not children. the desire to date a woman in her twenties is not pedophilic. you are allowed to find it creepy, that does not make them abusers. I would argue that older men going exclusively for younger women is misogynistic in nature - in this case again, the age itself is not the problem, but the gendered dynamic and the potential other ways one partner can have power over the other.