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A moth keeps coming to my window and asking for my credit card information. Ehat do I do?

he’s just a little guy trying to buy a łämp give him your card he’s just a little mothboy getting his lãmp on

#11

Moths enjoy helping the government, but are adamant that they are not to blame for chemtrails. They really don’t have anything to do with it AT ALL.

#moth #fact #mothfact #chemtrails #government

#10

Moths take every chance they can to celebrate special occasions, as this necessitates a cake, most likely involving candles, which moths are addicted to

#moth #fact #mothfact #candles #cake #celebration

#9

If you see a moth wearing sunglasses, it must be a very cool moth, as there is no need for them at night

#moth #fact #mothfact #sunglasses

#8

Moths get along very well with suspiciously large eagles

#moth #fact #mothfact #eagle #eagles #lord of the rings

#7

If you catch a moth without causing it to be injured, you get 5 wishes

#moth #fact #mothfact #wish

#6

Moths have to buy large beds to account for their wingspan

#moth #fact #mothfact #bed #wings

#5

Moths live in constant fear that global warming will wipe out the human race, and consequently affect lamp usage

#moth #fact #mothfact #global warming

#4

Moths come out at night because that’s what the NSA has trained them to do

#moth #fact #mothfact #spy #nsa

#3

Moths frequently steal feathers from fledgling birds to use as antennae

#moth #fact #moth fact #feather

#2

All moths are called Morris

#moth #facts #moth facts #morris

#1

Moths are addicted to lamps

#moth #fact #moth fact #lamps

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