#mothfact

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#9

If you see a moth wearing sunglasses, it must be a very cool moth, as there is no need for them at night

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#11

Moths enjoy helping the government, but are adamant that they are not to blame for chemtrails. They really don’t have anything to do with it AT ALL.

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#7

If you catch a moth without causing it to be injured, you get 5 wishes

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#4

Moths come out at night because that’s what the NSA has trained them to do

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#10

Moths take every chance they can to celebrate special occasions, as this necessitates a cake, most likely involving candles, which moths are addicted to

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#8

Moths get along very well with suspiciously large eagles

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#5

Moths live in constant fear that global warming will wipe out the human race, and consequently affect lamp usage

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#6

Moths have to buy large beds to account for their wingspan