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truth is irrefutable and untainted by bias. sunrise, abram, death: these are truths.

[redravened]

404 - person doesn't exist

[sicksicksixx]

the funny thing about the “did dean reciprocate” debate is that up until the confession itself, dean acts much more like the one who is in love. it’s blatant. it borders on embarrassing. he’s clearly very aware of it and trying to show/say it but falling short every time due to internal or external circumstances. “did he reciprocate” ??? and it’s somewhere between eight and eleven years of “i need you” and “im not leaving without you” and “whatever you did i forgive you and we can get through it together” and “i don’t want to live without you, i’d rather be dead ” and “when you’re gone all i do is search for a way to bring you back to me” and “deep down a part of me always knew you would come back because you’re the only thing in the world i have faith in” like be so serious

[only-tiktoks]

[serial-kissing]

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

[40ouncesandamule]

Happy Birthday Snoopy!

[stopaskingmetocreateanaccount]

[grandle]

the foodmen... special thanks for @apelcat for helping with Cas concept

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

FUCK THE ECONOMY!!!!!!!

*bangs my huge stupid cock on the ground*

[heph]

Yall ever think about how Ford had to relearn how to be a normal human being after 30 years of isolation

[solar-sonata]

[strawberryblondebutch]

“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

[unpeeled-human]

cosmo, wanda, i want you to spawn a piece of radioactive plutonium in that person's stomach

[unpeeled-human]

cosmo. wanda. enough with the semantics

[ovelitta]

i heard we’re all talking about aftg again?

[welldressedvillain]

"And me." OH HE JUST HADDD TO THROW THAT IN THERE. OKAY FUCKING JAYVIK.

[cipheramnesia]

Leverage episode where they have to bypass security and burn the Gävlebocken

[cipheramnesia]

This would be part of a completely unrelated job in Sweden where burning the Gävlebocken only ends up being necessary by a hugely convoluted sequence of events, so that the entire episode everyone has to constantly remind Parker they are not here to burn the Gävlebocken, leave the Gävlebocken, do not be distracted by the Gävlebocken. Until we finally are rewarded with the delight on Parker's face as everyone on the team concedes that in fact we now must burn the Gävlebocken.

[guiiay]

yeah... yeah

[m1rabillis]

[crowwkui]

you were a full time job I thought I'd never miss