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[exutrio]

a hilarious series of statements

[moemai]

The twins !!! 🐦‍⬛🪶🐻🏹

Print available in my shop !

[cuppydogshane]

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[drabbles-and-rambles]

I saw a post about Shane and Ilya being sad that they can't thank each other in their acceptance speeches like other can with their spouses and it got me thinking:

Ilya wins his first awards and hes got nobody he really wants to thank after his team and coach cause he he hates his family but he knows his speech is too short so on impulse he goes "And I want to thank Shane Hollander for being slightly worse than me this season". Everyone knows it was going to one of those two, so everyone thinks hes an asshole to say that but whats new so it works for him. But from then on it then becomes a bit for both of them to thank each other in their speeches in a snide way as a reason they won.

Shane winning the Art Ross Trophy (Awarded to the player who leads the league in total points at the end of the regular season). and going "special thanks to Rozanov for missing at least 5 shots this season, he was a huge help"

Ilya winning the Conn Smythe Trophy (Awarded to the most valuable player for his team in the playoffs.) "Just want to give a quick shout out to Hollander for getting knocked out in the second round this season. Must hate to see me up here."

They find a way to mention the other in their speeches every time all the time.

[shanehollandered]

and every time, they sit in their seats like

[syn4k]

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

[syn4k]

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow

[twig-the-escaped-cephalopod]

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

[scattergoriesofevil]

What was Mara supposed to be doing in the Underworld? Why couldn’t she pass the boundary as usual? Thjazi was playing it cool at his own execution until the moment he saw her in the sky. He knew in that moment that whatever they were working on together was fucked.

Did Thjazi choose to die so he could go in her place? Did they swap roles by desperate necessity? Did he allow the Sundered Houses to execute him because his presence in the Underworld was suddenly and unexpectedly both necessary and urgent? He was going to die whether he tried the glyph or not, but he didn’t know that.

Did House Tachonis mark him with their scar? Had he already taken measures against it? The only Fey-aligned lady he would swear his soul to is all too human, but he’s crafty.

[genderfluid-druid]

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

[genderfluid-druid]

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

[blackness-by-your-side]

Iconic

[failbag]

someone’s not having a good Kia Summer Sales Event

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[seljepw]

Murray Mag’nessen and Azune Nayar are a bonded pair of alley cats.

You see it?

[comikbook]

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

[whyvern-art]

a brilliant exchange

[andthepeople]

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

[lalalyssh]

Tyranny 😈💕 favorite demon chaos goat girl

[charliecornwalls]

happy pride!