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This took me three and a half hours to put together and it’s not even 5 full minutes. Enjoy this cinematic edit of some of my favorite videos I’ve saved to my camera roll from 2019 to today

Bong that makes everything okay

#bowl is fucking massive to be honest #changing the water frequently so silly little guy doesn’t get narsty

Doing my part as a fat bitch with anger issues (sending semi-professional hate messages to companies pedaling diabetic assistive medications to average sized people without diabetes)

Spent hours last night building a gorgeous walkable city with a national park and zoo in City Skylines and the game crashed without me having saved a single time 😔 many things in my life are this way

#with multiple forms of public transit of course….#yes I play with infinite money yes my budget is always at a $50k+ deficit because of all the overfunded amenities #only because I build the entire thing before letting anyone move in lol

Ripped ass in the empty hallway at this facility I’m a one on one at sometimes and an employee who actually works here walked through right after 😔 does stinking up someone else’s daily workplace count as breaking working class solidarity

maxwellmcgrath

remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason

#the reason is someone wanted to make a xenomorph reference in their toyline #and someone else approved it because it looked fucking cool #mad because you can’t vomit your skeleton?

wildgeese98

Trying to write sex scenes is so aggravating because honestly describing sex is pretty boring. It's mostly just people putting bits of themselves on or inside other people's bits so you run into a lot of "they walked to another room" type problems where you can get caught up in just describing where everyone's limbs and shit are. What really makes smut interesting and hot, in my opinion at least, is sensory description but that's also hard because you'll be sitting there trying to find a new way to say "they were feeling sexual pleasure and it felt pretty good". Then you also have to figure out how to write dialogue that doesn't sound completely ridiculous and hackneyed. Really makes you want to just write "they boned down real good and it was totally hot trust me, it was definitely the kind of thing you'd want to jerk your shit to," and have done with it.

#you guys need to do shrooms lol #describing anything sober becomes infinitely easier after trying to have a linear conversation with someone while tripping #you will find the words #to describe sex one must put themselves in the mindset of a being obsessed with artistic metaphors #literally describing the act an trying to find synonyms for body parts and feelings to keep shit from being repetitive #will always sound limited #I mean use the real words sometimes for grounding purposes #but yeah there’s a reason raunchy romance novels that don’t actually describe for play in detail or penetration at all #USED to be allll the rage. they were explicit while also making sex scenes more artsy and lavish with good ol yonic and phallic symbolism #‘the reason’ is flowery writing not shrooms btw. shrooms just help you get in that headspace after you’ve used them and stopped tripping imo #also sorry if there’s a lot of and to an spelling errors I have an iPhone and the predictive text and spell check are busted for us rn

jackmeatington

dick-flavored-jellybean

When I think about my husband’s childhood too much every little thing my mother-in-law does starts to piss me off soooo bad 😩 why is she rifling through the hallway cabinet for ibuprofen while I’m in the bathroom nearby, I’m going to make that man an orphan in ten seconds

#if his dad was alive this would apply to him too but he literally let his executive dysfunction kill him so not my problem anymore

I’ll watch the most perfectly formulated for me comedic video with a straight face and then laugh myself into stomach cramps reading a random stupid ass comment thread like this 😩😩 don’t worry about it buddy

Did the yearly discourse about bisexual women inventing misogyny and manipulation start here yet or is TikTok having an early season

the-quasar-hero

Haven’t heard any excitement about this over here.

#OH WELL NOW IM EXCITED!!!!#sad that I’m gonna be forced to sail the high seas though

mothmansboyfriend

Pic is washed out but the rims of the petals were a light purple/lavendar

Flowers pointing upwards

Pointed leaves

This that deliriant everyone swears will be different for them then whoops their ass???

mothmansboyfriend

After some light research and discussion with my casual plant enthusiast husband I’ve decided it’s most likely Datura! There was sooo much of it, very interesting to see for the first time naturally!

#the flowers were blooming in the middle of the day as well which’s kind of the biggest difference between this and moonflowers

Pic is washed out but the rims of the petals were a light purple/lavendar

Flowers pointing upwards

Pointed leaves

This that deliriant everyone swears will be different for them then whoops their ass???

#I know she can grow wildly but damn right there if so???#At da beach btw

jakeperalta

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

#see the issue is AI perfectly fulfills the niche of people who weren’t doing these things well #if at all!!! before they found out there was a tool tha could tie their cluelessness into fancy foolishness #people who overly relied on text to speech and spell check and the Google summaries that existed before #they see those algorithms that are finely tuned to do one thing as equivalent to generative AI #and so if they know you have said any of those things even one time they think they’re on the same level as you #which isn’t to say WE are smarter than everyone else but they think everyone is a lot dumber on average #and don’t realize they’re kneecapping themselves by being lazy #and then there’s the way ‘doomscrolling’ as I’ve seen it called is a gambling addiction to th possibility of outcome & not watching videos #and generative AI helps enable that too! because it can also give you a ‘bad scroll’ but pulls you back in by being somewhat coherent

holoshift

TLDR: Black NB currently living with their partner in a toxic household needs help affording bills & detergent until they find work.

Hi there, me and my partner were unhoused late December and are now living in a simewhat toxic situation while we both try to get back on our feet.

Atm I am waiting to hear back from a job rehabilitation place in hopes to find work that accomodates my needs both mentally and physically.

I currently rely on donations and commissions to make income and make ends meet when EBT ether isn available/is empty/doesn cove what me and my partner need.

Atm I would greatly appreciate help to get detergent, pay off the rest of my loan to cashapp, and to maybe pay off onw of my credit cards.

the total should be about 300, and again i have commissions open.

ppl: [email protected]

chsapp: $batbbit

kofi: https://ko-fi.com/ioanthe

holoshift

hey there, Im going to change the goal bc i have had to spend muns on food and necessities; i do however need help paying off a loan from cashapp that amounts to about 170, and affording tummy meds if anyone can dono or boost id greatly appreciate it.

0/170

holoshift

25/170 pls keep boosting

mothmansboyfriend

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