#1 Wambulance Responder

Sydney - 25 😏 - born to fuck forced to survive - voted TIME magazine’s “most bisexual creature” - autistic - transgender people and sick gender freaks are my bestest friends - shoplifting is okay because it’s daring to gather in a hunter’s world

[mothmansboyfriend]

This took me three and a half hours to put together and it’s not even 5 full minutes. Enjoy this cinematic edit of some of my favorite videos I’ve saved to my camera roll from 2019 to today

[mothmansboyfriend]

It’s a shame Jerk Off C.K. sucks because his 2013 SNL monologue bit about “If God is our father where is our mom… what did he do to our mom” would be going CRAZY as background audio for beautiful contemplative edits on tiktok by now otherwise

[mls-classics]

[mothmansboyfriend]

Watching the 2012-2016 seasons of SNL for Tim Robinson and there is so much skippable content even without advertisements 😭😭 why did Bruno Mars’ monologue and first performance take a damn quarter of the showtime to get through?? And every bumper lasts nearly ten seconds 😩 they’ve been cutting some of their best sketches for years because of some lame ass promotional photography and poor time slot optimization?? Michaels DOES need to be put down like a rabid dog

[mothmansboyfriend]

This took me three and a half hours to put together and it’s not even 5 full minutes. Enjoy this cinematic edit of some of my favorite videos I’ve saved to my camera roll from 2019 to today

[blackpyrefly]

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

[3liza]

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

[mothmansboyfriend]

Shutting down an adult teenager online who wants to be mutuals and IRL friends, knowing damn well some of my long time mutuals and I have a bigger age gap between us than me and my real life siblings and cousins, makes me feel so guilty for no reason 😭 but I’m getting way too old to be sparking up new friendships w people who can’t walk into a dispensary in California without a med card, that’s an unpaid mentorship with the blind leading the blind at this point

[orbitingrook]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

they should give you the option to unblock in these circumstances. just to see the drama unfold

[mothmansboyfriend]

I really really wish people would stop buying 4runners just to be unprepared for how big they are and park like fucking idiots. 7/10 times when parking is fucked up and making what should be available spaces unreachable for regular sedans, they are present and can reasonably be pinned as the culprit

[mothmansboyfriend]

Fawking haaate posts from agoraphobic work from home people like “Don’t feel bad (poor) for not being able to go out and do XYZ, the people you see doing it online are in credit card debt!!” Like yeah man they don’t give you tens of thousands of dollars in credit if you’re not making something proportional to that or have parents that do… the rest of us are in debt too just from buying necessities and maybe a couple treats/cheap experiences

[papayajuan2019]

i'm close ☹️

[papayajuan2019]

[dorothylarouge]

I feel like id be fucked in this situation

[mothmansboyfriend]

New parents PLEASE remember to pick up your infants and interact with them so they don’t grow up to be so desperate for attention they defend private companies being allowed to further the surveillance state 🙏🙏

[mothmansboyfriend]

So I had my left blinker on to turn into a parking spot fairly close to my apartment, but I didn’t turn immediately because someone was approaching in the oncoming lane. It’s important that you know they didn’t make their previous right turn onto my street until after I’d seen the spot and was indicating (a little early) towards it, but they drove fast enough that they were near it at the same time as me. They turn right, directly into my spot (no blinker). I make a three point turn to flip around as I’d seen a farther spot before, but while I was near the other driver I called out my window “I had my blinker on!”

I park in the farther spot, get my stuff, and WHAT DO YOU KNOW!! We pass each other.

Of course I seize my opportunity to say passive aggressively, “Look at that, we could’ve BOTH parked closer to where we want to be!” No response. They had a lot more stuff to carry than me too, how unfortunate.

I locked my car 4 times to make it beep loudly over and over as they walked by it.

[mothmansboyfriend]

Bong that makes everything okay

[mothmansboyfriend]

Doing my part as a fat bitch with anger issues (sending semi-professional hate messages to companies pedaling diabetic assistive medications to average sized people without diabetes)