Motivated Ace

I'm an asexual college student. I'm interested in different things: from Wicca, to fitness, to idk I don't want to make another blog I'm just gonna do it all on one. I repost a lot of stuff, and will occasionally post my own thoughts. I will accept comments, but I won't accept anyone hating on me for any reason. 21

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

say it with me y’all

rabbits 👏🏻 aren’t 👏🏻 rodents 👏🏻

and if you think they are then you shouldn’t have one thanks bye

[motivatedace]

http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/mammal/rodentia/rodentia.html

Rodentia

[byakuya-mioda]

if exploring your gender is ‘becoming a trend’ then i’m glad it’s replacing the ‘being confused and miserable with no context or vocabulary for what you’re going through’ trend

[queerlittlecreature-deactivated]

there is honestly zero things wrong with people exploring their gender

[observethewalrus]

Exploring your gender leads to either discovering a gender identity you feel more comfortable with than the one you were assigned at birth or realizing you identify best with your assigned gender except now you have a better understanding/awareness of trans, genderfluid, and nonbinary people and can begin to break down the toxic, transphobic bullshit you have most likely heard or seen at some point in your life :)

It’s a win-win

[blackthornflower]

“And once you’ve taught him how to hold your throat in one hand and your heart in the other, you will have forgotten every other word, except his name.”

— Ashe Vernon, excerpt from “Profane”

[lucifer-hot-as-hell]

Inside me…

There is so much inside me. I’m scared to set it free.

I wish I could just explode. I’m scared the energy would hurt others.

I want to be by myself. I scared they would judge.

I want to be so much more. I’m scared to be too much to handle.

[sashacoki]

[queerdivinationenergy-deactivat]

Justaqueerwitchy’s Tarot and Oracle Deck Follower Giveaway

Hello all! It’s that time again for another giveaway!

This time around, I will be giving away The Universe Has Your Back Oracle deck, The Crystal Wisdom Healing Oracle deck, and the Zombie Tarot deck!

This giveaway is in no way affiliated with or in anyway in alignment with Tumblr or it’s staff.

Here are pictures of the prizes! 3 winners will be chosen for this giveaway, please look past the pictures at the rules!

Prizes:

The Universe Has Your Back Oracle deck:

The Crystal Wisdom Healing Oracle deck:

The Zombie Tarot deck:

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Each winner will also get the bandana that the deck is featured on!

Rules:

1. Must be following me. I will check!

2. Must reblog this post. Likes do not count as entries for the giveaway.

3. You can reblog as many times as you want, but only one reblog per day counts as an entry.

4. Winners will be chosen at random, but if the winner is a bigot of any kind a new winner will be selected.

5. Side blog entries will count, but again, only once per day.

6. If you are selected as a winner from a side blog you have to be willing to give me your main so I can check if you’re following me.

7. If you win, you must be willing to give me your full name and shipping address so I can send you your prize!

8. There is no age requirement, but if you are a minor I would not suggest entering into the giveaway if your parents would look down of tarot or oracle cards!

9. If you are the winner you will need either your ask box open or to have PM’s from blogs you don’t follow allowed. I will give each winner 48 hours to respond (from the end of the giveaway) before picking a new winner!

10. No porn blogs will be allowed to enter, and if a porn blog reblogs this I will block them

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The giveaway will be ending July 20th at 12:00pm EST! So there is a full month from now (June 19th) to get your entries in!

Please do not tag this as a giveaway, as it will mess up the notes.

Also since this is a giveaway for my followers, you do have to be following me to enter!

[thelibrawrian-deactivated201912]

i was thinking about the weirdest phone calls i got when i still worked at the public library and i remembered this one phone call. it was probably less than 20 seconds long, but it still makes me laugh.

anyways, this woman called and without even saying hello after i said the usual “public library, how can i help you?” spiel, she said, “i have a very important question: when you shelve books, do you push them all to the front of the shelf or all the way back?”

it took me a second to process the question and then i answered that, at the library, we always shelve them so that they are even with the front edge so they’re easier to grab and see. she was obviously delighted by this answer and then, as if an afterthought, she asked, “okay, what about you? what do you do at home with your books?” i said i did the same thing. she hummed in obvious agreement and then just like that she said “thank you!” and hung up.

i never heard from her again. i hope she won whatever argument she was having.

[mysharona1987]

[coral]

[coral]

Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach.

 Anne Bradstreet (via coral)

[lord-kitschener]

I mean I guess I could try dressing as an actual member of society, instead of a disheveled, hungover swamp witch, but the question is why

[extramadness]

[thatsthat24]

When Your Thinking Needs a Reboot 💭

[sanderscaptions]

Thomas: Come on, don’t you have like, anything?

Brain: No… no ideas, no solutions, nothing.

Thomas: Nothing?

Brain: Completely empty. I’m sorry. Sorry. Well, there might be one way to fix that.

Thomas: Really?

Brain: Yeah.

(Thomas sighs, and after a moment takes his shirt off)

[in the shower]

Brain: Alright, so I already have two ideas for you for future videos. The guy you’re talking to is not good enough for you so you should move on, and you should call your parents to have that discussion I think I’ve already worked out some points that you’re gonna bring up.

Thomas: Why do you only work when I’m in here?

Brain: I don’t know, I just- (he laughs) I don’t know.

[adrenaline]

[writing-prompt-s]

You discover that your garbage disposal is really the mouth of an eldritch monster. However, you realize this as you reach inside of it to recover your wedding ring.

[stagkingswife]

“No no no no no!” I fumble for my ring as it teeters on the edge of the drain.  “Oh come on!” I exclaim as it tips sideways and disappears. I had taken it off and placed it safely to the side of he sink while I worked, I don’t even know how it got knocked into the sink.  Grumbling to myself I roll up my sleeves, make a face, and shove my hand into the garbage disposal.  

“Give that back,” I mutter to myself as I feel around, blindly searching for my ring.

“WHAT WILL YOU GIVE ME FOR IT, MORTAL?”  

I look around, no one else is in the room.  I lean as far to the side as I can, still keeping my hand in the drain, craning my neck for a glance at the TV in the next room.  It’s not on.  I glance at my phone, still playing the podcast I had started when I started to work.  

“I SAID, WHAT WILL YOU GIVE ME FOR IT, MORTAL?”  Yup, the voice was definitely coming from the drain.  

“How can you speak so clearly with my hand in your mouth?” I ask the garbage disposal?

“I WILL GIVE YOU BACK YOUR….. WAIT? WHAT DID YOU SAY?”

“I asked how you can speak so clearly with my hand in your mouth.”  I reach further down the drain, I had just felt something round and metal  “This isn’t telepathy,” I continue,  “I’m hearing you with my ears, not my brain.  But you enunciation is perfect..”

“WHY AREN’T YOU SCREAMING” the voice interrupts me. “USUALLY THE MORTALS SCREAM WHEN I ADDRESS THEM THE FIRST TIME.”

“Buddy,” I say pulling my hand out of the drain to wipe on my apron, “Think about what I’ve put down this drain today.  I have to guess you’ve been eating it.”

There’s a faint grinding, unsurprising like a garbage disposal chewing through kitchen scraps.

“YARROW, MUGWORT, MOSTLY THE STALKS, SOME LEMON RINDS, AND A WHOLE LOT OF SALT…..DAMNIT, ARE YOU A WITCH?”

I chuckle, “You caught on faster than the thing in the basement.  Took it years to figure out why I said hi to it every time I went down to do laundry.  You’re welcome to stay, but I need to finish this spell and I would like my ring back.”

“WHAT WILL YOU GI…” The drain thing starts to ask again, before I cut if off.

“Dude I’ve been feeding you, and I just offered you a place in my home.  Give me back my ring.”  I hold my hand out palm flat, waiting.

“FINE.”  And with that my ring shoots out of the drain to land neatly on my palm.

“Thank you.” I say as I head back to my work table, slipping the ring back on my finger.

“DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE OF THOSE LEMON RIDS?” my new house mate asks.  “THEY WERE TASTY.”

“I’ll have a few more in a little bit, be patient.”

[stormwaterwitch]

Perfect. I want the rest of this story.

[poems-and-word]

[ginger-hex]

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Make a difference today. Happy earth day everybody❤🌿🌾