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hi I'm claire and I like to party

[ass-seen-on-tv]

DO YOU EVER SEE SOMETHING SO POORLY WRITTEN THAT YOU ACTUALLY REWRITE IT IN YOUR HEAD AS YOU’RE READING ALONG

[twinkricksanchez-deactivated201]

[teenagedfricks]

[sexycliffconda]

Michael being annoying   +

[sugardaddymalum-deactivated2015]

michael is so pale next to ashton he looks like he is in black and white

[aminfactstraight-deactivated201]

marriage dude: do u take this person who is not a member of 1d to be your husband

me: i guess :/

[saltykillua-moved-deactivated20]

*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight

[5sos]

GOOD GIRLS. 10.10.14. #5SOSGOODGIRLS

[holylukehemmings-blog]

HIS SHOULDERS ARE SO BROAD

[surprisebitch]

we lived in the Murder House

we escaped the Asylum

we protected the Coven

and now, we will attend the Freak Show

[barfpop]

before discovering lana del rey

after discovering lana del rey

[hausucat-deactivated20140324]

[vuittonv]

Kim & North (2014) x Madonna and Child (17th century), by Il Sassoferrato.

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001

[forever-is-a-war-deactivated201]

*cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough* ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

[jenamaroney]

"steal her style"

[gymleaderkyle-deactivated201510]

Steal her Style: Cordelia Foxx

Chanel white sheer blouse with black collar ($2,186)

Mikimoto pearl strand lariat with white gold diamond clasp ($13,550)

Vera Wang paisley embroidered handkerchief: ($412)

Fendi black pencil skirt: ($3,896)

[kithcaps]

[nokiabae]

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

[erarg]

we will never know the scale of their riches 

[seriousjones]

anyone who describes themselves as an “amateur gynecologist” should be thrown in jail for impersonating a doctor