Trip No Further, Esteemed Guest. For I am here to assist in whatever you desire. Now, take a seat, I’ll fix you a drink. Or, if you’d like, I may go and set an appointment up for you with Azul. For now, though, rest your weary head. I assure you, I am excellent at keeping secrets. Walk wisely and slowly. Those who stumble are sure to fall.
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Welcome to Mostro Lounge, how may we help you?
Ah, yes, I nearly forgot. I’m Howl, and I’m here to assist Jade in his foray into tumblr.
When interfacing with him, you can expect that I may see it too, so please be respectful. That means while flirting is fine, please don’t act lewd or crass, or you may be kicked from the lounge.
If you have any questions or requests, however, feel free to ask away. I’ll ensure that Jade sees them when he’s free, but please don’t harass. He’s a rather busy person, between Vice Housewarden duties, club responsibilities, working the lounge, and acting as Azul’s right hand man.
Please don’t be racist, homophobic, transphobic, etc. on here. If you do, your ask will be deleted before Jade can respond to it. For your own sake, that is.
Ah, and do please try and keep violent activities and subjects between yourself and your victim. Above surface, those kinds of things are frowned upon, and rather illegal as well. Generally speaking, do try and use common sense. This is supposed to be fun, isn’t it?
Oh, and if you fail to follow the rules… well, try not to break them.
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