no body

harry koisser from peace can be reached at impossiblekoisserwithcheese on the google hangouts machine

[mountainnocandew]

alright everyone how was your holiday what’s your resolution for the new year who’s going to kiss me at midnight who will toast 2020 with me

[mattjosephdiaz-blog]

someday someone is going to fall in love with me so I would like to congratulate that human being in advance for having great taste

[mountainnocandew]

who can believe this not me!!!!!

[eggsoskeleton]

*looks in a mirror* you again

[mountainnocandew]

😌🥳🥰😎

[mountainnocandew]

no photos please but hope everyone enjoys the hair by @badbiittchh and the purple suit

[pinsandweevils]

For anyone who’s ever wondered who they’d be in a 19th century novel, the wait is over: I put together a 19th Century Character Trope Generator!

If you’d like to reblog, put your character in the tags because I’m curious.

[zuggella-deactivated20200816]

i am gonna embarrass myself so hard tomorrow night at the ball

[jacaylsdcbhsdhk-deactivated2020]

take this quiz to see what kind of lover you are

[mountainnocandew]

i accidentally clicked on an ad so this is the end the bots are going to come for me

[mountainnocandew]

i just dig u in general you're great really nice good vibes 15/10

15/10 this is serious thank you

[genterie]

Photo by Jack Orton

[janeforest]

[arielfinch]

[normal-horoscopes]

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Success follows the sound of bells. It is quite possible you are a dirty bell thief.

Taurus: If you are tired you must rest. Demand a nap from the world. Fall asleep midsentence so you topple over on someone annoying.

Gemini: Tread carefully Gemini, you are in uncharted, and unexpectedly slippery, territory.

Cancer: Give a kid a longsword. Fuck it. Life is short.

Leo: Improvisation is for those who fail to plan. Thats nice, but when in the history of ever has anything gone to plan?

Virgo: Seem one way, be another. Its all an intricate dance. Eventually someone will find out that you are being piloted by a living fungus you got from eating snails.

Libra: What you seek is taking a day off today.

Scorpio: Win the respect of strangers! Travel only by rollerskate and sled-dog.

Ophiuchus: Flowers grow from old wounds. This is not a metaphor. It will consume you.

Sagittarius: Methinks the lady doth ingest too much. They’ll start to notice the missing children.

Capricorn: Love will come trickling from the ceiling like a broken pipe through drywall.

Aquarius: Yes the park is a pubic space, but your tiddies are not.

Pisces: It is time to go supercritical. Reach extremely high temperatures but without the space to expand.

[bettedavisgf]

my wildest dream is to have a wild untamed garden full of flowers and vines and pathways and hidden benches and alcoves like the secret garden

[weirdzlife]

Visit Original Link