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Chicken Caesar Salad Sandwich with Garlic Toast

almost at 4000 :3

angelicguy

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

milk5

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

angelicguy

dude hes three….

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And uncultured. Get a new child

baaulp

Listen/purchase: 1992 by Saâda Bonaire

#bandcamp

iskippedthepartaboutlove

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via

foreverfluidfantasy

Listen/purchase: chrome is lullaby by Her New Knife

#bandcamp

lakevida

its gonna be so nuts when our generation of old people is shuffling around with big stupid meme tattoos imagine being a personal support specialist in 2080 and peepaw has a bee movie script sleeve and youre twenty years old and delivering pills like dude what is that and he goes Its from a movie about a jerry seinfeld bug lusting after a human woman who looks like flo from progessive who is still a prominent american cultural figure and you say OK and then you help him plug into his VR headset to play for2nite the sequel to fortnite and he mains former president hunter biden and then you go on lunch break and pay $75 for a ham and cheese sandwich

ewaneneollav

coworker who has shot me with a water pistol twice today asked me “did you ever watch k-pop demon hunters,” i said “no,” he said, “do you watch Anything,” i looked up towards the ceiling briefly before looking back at him & saying, “no,” he said, “all i can picture, is you, in a corner of a room, staring at a wall,” i said, “yeah”

bijoumikhawal

Apparently there was a jewelry trend in like, the 20s-40s to have an onyx ring with a small diamond "floating" on the onyx and I could never afford one but I think they're so cunty. Especially when the diamond is off center. Reminds me of Marilyn Monroe's beauty mark