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not-having-an-eldritch-blast

I love how split the fandom is about episode 40. On one side we have "Alice do Not sit in that chair PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD" and on the other we have "Alice fucking Dyer you BETTER sit in that chair this very polite monstrosity bought it JUST FOR YOU. It cost 60 EURO!!!"

I love how split the fandom is about episode 40. On one side we have "Alice do Not sit in that chair PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD" and on the other we have "Alice fucking Dyer you BETTER sit in that chair this very polite monstrosity bought it JUST FOR YOU. It cost 60 EURO!!!"

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I love how split the fandom is about episode 40. On one side we have "Alice do Not sit in that chair PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD" and on the other we have "Alice fucking Dyer you BETTER sit in that chair this very polite monstrosity bought it JUST FOR YOU. It cost 60 EURO!!!"

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scientests just discovered a planet where you can get yelled at both for asking for help and for not asking for help and yheyre calling it Hell Two

scientests just discovered a planet where you can get yelled at both for asking for help and for not asking for help and yheyre calling it Hell Two

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sanitymakesposts

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

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acetrashgremlin

ive desided I don't care about my gender anymore am a girl? yeap. am I a boy? hell yeah am I neither? of course am I somehow all three at the same time?? abso-fuckin-lutly am I an imperceivable blob? fuck yeah

gender is a performance and I've got 27 musicals lined up ready to go test me bitch

ive desided I don't care about my gender anymore am a girl? yeap. am I a boy? hell yeah am I neither? of course am I somehow all three at the same time?? abso-fuckin-lutly am I an imperceivable blob? fuck yeah

gender is a performance and I've got 27 musicals lined up ready to go test me bitch

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musings-from-mars

I've always hated how beer brands advertise themselves as "cold and refreshing" or "cold and smooth" like bitch. The temperature of the beer is dependent solely on how the store or the consumer stores it. You do not get to take credit for your beer being cold. This may seem really pedantic and unimportant but it has always annoyed me. I leave a can of Busch Light out in the sun for an hour, not so c0Ld aDn sMo0Th now are you? Fucker

I've always hated how beer brands advertise themselves as "cold and refreshing" or "cold and smooth" like bitch. The temperature of the beer is dependent solely on how the store or the consumer stores it. You do not get to take credit for your beer being cold. This may seem really pedantic and unimportant but it has always annoyed me. I leave a can of Busch Light out in the sun for an hour, not so c0Ld aDn sMo0Th now are you? Fucker

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I've always hated how beer brands advertise themselves as "cold and refreshing" or "cold and smooth" like bitch. The temperature of the beer is dependent solely on how the store or the consumer stores it. You do not get to take credit for your beer being cold. This may seem really pedantic and unimportant but it has always annoyed me. I leave a can of Busch Light out in the sun for an hour, not so c0Ld aDn sMo0Th now are you? Fucker

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'being obsessed with your ocs is so embarrassing' no it isn't. we're returning to our noble roots of playing dolls. stop self depricating and tell me about your guy.

'being obsessed with your ocs is so embarrassing' no it isn't. we're returning to our noble roots of playing dolls. stop self depricating and tell me about your guy.

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i swear to god that social cue wasnt there before

i swear to god that social cue wasnt there before

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i love you vaccines i love you research i love you reading the book instead of having chatgpt summarize it i love you critically thinking rather than reacting to a headline i love you investigating the source material i love you science i love you math even though you are personally my enemy (math/yn slowburn) i love you writing even though you try to stab me a lot i love you Experts in Your Field i love you Using The Brain

i love you vaccines i love you research i love you reading the book instead of having chatgpt summarize it i love you critically thinking rather than reacting to a headline i love you investigating the source material i love you science i love you math even though you are personally my enemy (math/yn slowburn) i love you writing even though you try to stab me a lot i love you Experts in Your Field i love you Using The Brain

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i love you vaccines i love you research i love you reading the book instead of having chatgpt summarize it i love you critically thinking rather than reacting to a headline i love you investigating the source material i love you science i love you math even though you are personally my enemy (math/yn slowburn) i love you writing even though you try to stab me a lot i love you Experts in Your Field i love you Using The Brain

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what-even-is-thiss

A brick in a building is both an individual and a piece of a whole. The brick itself is also made of molecules which are also both individuals and parts of a whole. That molecules in turn are made of atoms which are also individuals. You too just like the brick are also something that can be thrown forcefully through a car window. Wear your seatbelt.

A brick in a building is both an individual and a piece of a whole. The brick itself is also made of molecules which are also both individuals and parts of a whole. That molecules in turn are made of atoms which are also individuals. You too just like the brick are also something that can be thrown forcefully through a car window. Wear your seatbelt.

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A brick in a building is both an individual and a piece of a whole. The brick itself is also made of molecules which are also both individuals and parts of a whole. That molecules in turn are made of atoms which are also individuals. You too just like the brick are also something that can be thrown forcefully through a car window. Wear your seatbelt.

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drowning-lessonz

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

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Every time I go to Joann Fabrics to grab some supplies I die a lil inside seeing it gutted, damn she was just a kid…

Every time I go to Joann Fabrics to grab some supplies I die a lil inside seeing it gutted, damn she was just a kid…

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fuck. i love my own blog. it’s almost like it’s full of things i would post it’s crazy

fuck. i love my own blog. it’s almost like it’s full of things i would post it’s crazy

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moth-amphetamine

Girl dinner is only funny when you’re holding a chair or a shoe or another inanimate object which would be impossible and stupid to eat. And I’m just a girl is only funny when you’ve killed someone and you’re a man. Even then you’re on thin ice

Girl dinner is only funny when you’re holding a chair or a shoe or another inanimate object which would be impossible and stupid to eat. And I’m just a girl is only funny when you’ve killed someone and you’re a man. Even then you’re on thin ice

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Girl dinner is only funny when you’re holding a chair or a shoe or another inanimate object which would be impossible and stupid to eat. And I’m just a girl is only funny when you’ve killed someone and you’re a man. Even then you’re on thin ice

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notahorseindisguise

*tied to a chair,.spitting up blood* heh..... youre gonna need to brush my teeth a little harder than THAT to get information out of me

*tied to a chair,.spitting up blood* heh..... youre gonna need to brush my teeth a little harder than THAT to get information out of me

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paper-mario-wiki

gimmick accounts are fun until they start piping up under my posts. you think you can write a punchline better than mine with your bag full of a singular trick? and then have your little goons reblog it so the majority of the instances of its existence are only as an accessory to your peanut-gallery-tier commentary, defiling my post for your own ejaculatory conquest? i oughta gut you.

gimmick accounts are fun until they start piping up under my posts. you think you can write a punchline better than mine with your bag full of a singular trick? and then have your little goons reblog it so the majority of the instances of its existence are only as an accessory to your peanut-gallery-tier commentary, defiling my post for your own ejaculatory conquest? i oughta gut you.

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gimmick accounts are fun until they start piping up under my posts. you think you can write a punchline better than mine with your bag full of a singular trick? and then have your little goons reblog it so the majority of the instances of its existence are only as an accessory to your peanut-gallery-tier commentary, defiling my post for your own ejaculatory conquest? i oughta gut you.

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Holy moly there are a lot of gays in here

Holy moly there are a lot of gays in here

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