City Lights

[varusteleka]

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

[diamondguls]

Are you….. A reptile ?

[nyanbinyuri]

what are you a cop? mind your business 

[ngalitzine]

I don’t know if you’ve been following the news, but I’ve been keeping my ears open.

[literallyaflame]

“wait so are u gen z or a millennial” dude idk i was born in 1997, everyone has an opinion about what generation i should be in except me. i don’t really remember the 90s cause i was too busy being born and shitting myself, but i remember dialup internet and shit. idk dude i’m so tired, like, i’m only legally old enough to drink as of a few months ago but im somehow already thousands of dollars in debt

[dingdongyouarewrong]

the struggles of the zillennials 

[lsbelleswriting]

let it go

let it leave

let it happen

nothing

in this world

was promised or

belonged to you anyway

- all you own is yourself

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

me: I feel such…crankiness inside…the desire to whine is…unstoppable… I feel myself growing…spiteful and sarcastic … what is this disease? This disord—

brain: you’re hungry you simple bitch

[stars-bean]

Alice in Wonderland (2010) dir. Tim Burton

[justineshalloween]

[assbuttbusiness]

[hydro-homies]

[3plymike]

Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly

[federalbureauofislam]

no offence but do i look like i understand anything

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

I’m so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients

[starscreamingg]

No

one

eats like Gaston 

Mini wheats like Gaston

No one says “this bitch empty” and y e e t s like Gaston 

[zohbugg]

BING BACK VINE IM BEGGING YOU

[mcavoy]

everyday i think about how frank sinatra tried using his mafia ties to kill woody allen and i wanna know who the fuck stopped him.

[steg-o-sore-us-deactivated20190]

[phlying-squirrel]

THEY WERE ROOMMATES!!

[compostcore]

One of the biggest reveals of twentygayteen.

[tyleroakley]

this has the same energy as this

[horrorandhalloween]

When it’s finally October and you’re just loving every spooky second of it 🎃

[just-shower-thoughts]

Adulthood is understanding why Shrek just wanted to be left alone.