snapcubeâs real-time fandub: sonic riders pt 1
âWell now itâs mine âcuz you set it down.â
âJust because you hold it doesnât make it yours.â
âIâm really scared, and I donât know why, so weâre gonna have to get to the bottom of this.â
âDonât fuckingâ Iâm not distracted that easily, young kid, I swear to god.â
âGet your hands off my face!â
âI will punch you with my fists.â
âHow the fuck did you get up here?â
âIâm very tall, Iâm like 7â1â and I will step on each one of you like eggs.â
âIâd like to fuckinâ see you try.â
âHAHAHAHAâ This is not a joke. Iâm not joking with you anymore.â
âAnybody else want to listen to some Queen?â
âI love stealinâ shit! Great day!â
âHey, I love stealinâ shit too!â
âIâm coming for you bitch! Iâm coming for you!â
âRevaliâs gale is now ready.â
âWow heâs bisexual! I didnât know that.â
âBy the way, Iâm bisexual.â
âI was in history. But only once.â
âAAAAAâsorry I had to scream. Itâs just a thing, donât worry about it. I remembered a joke.â
âWhat the fuck is happening? Who is that bitch?â
âWatch where youâre going, shithead.â
âHaha! I love seeing people suffer when they wrong me!â
âNow Iâm going to punch you!â
âNot unless you did something lame or stupid or uncool.â
âItâs the only way. Please do that thing you said.â
âHonestly, Iâm not fucking with any more Redboxes.â
âWait, you donât put quarters in there.â
âWere you putting your quarters in the card reader? Thatâs not how you do that.â
âWhat the fuck are you talking about?â
âIâm gonna win, bitch! Iâm gonna win!â
âOh my god, heâs dead.â
âI know youâre wondering what the fuck is going on. Me too!â
âI have no idea. Iâm not a climate scientist.â
âIâm fuckin out of here. I gotta GO.â
âPlease donât throw it!â
âIâm sorry, Iâm just trying to do my best.â
âYou need to do better. No âsorryâsâ
âJust kidding, I donât care!â
âI got some new tricks, motherfucker.â
âYou just left me to die!â
âTop 30 reasons why ____ is sorry. Number 5 will surprise you.â
âTop 30 anime deaths. Number 1: YOUR FUCKIN ASS RIGHT NOW.â
âCan I bury the body?â
âIs everyone doing âWhole New Worldâ without me? I wanna be Jasmine you son of a bitch!â