otacon @moutse - Tumblr Blog

you need to make more self-indulgent art btw. hyper-specific self-indulgent niche shit that appeals to You Specifically and maybe nobody else will get it or even like it but that's the point.

snapscube

doctor octagonapus would never BLAAAAAH you.

it’s the lazer collection fiiiiive. it’s the thing with the place and the guys in the siiide… -things with all of the monsterssss- and a-bbbblagg! and the- ohhhh! look over there!!! iiii wanna ride in an airplane!!!

#forgive the reblog #i rediscovered dom fera through snapchbe and his music is amazing #and for the longest time i was like i KNOW i know this dude. why is his name so familiar.#it took me like three+ years to realize he was the fucking dr octogonapus guy #(because he deleted all those videos)#(presumably because he doesnt want to be the dr octogonapus guy)

innerchildabortionclinic

[new to degrading someone] I can tell that due to adverse childhood experience you're uncomfortable exercising autonomy so as an adult you find comfort in a consensual relationship dynamic with a power imbalance of some sort that puts you in a vulnerable position

#me fr 😭😭😭#sorry kitten daddy got distracted psychoanalyzing you

kaity--did

I don't need chatGTP, I have a wife who knows everything. "BABY, what's that one archeological site--" "GÖBEKLI TEPE" "Thanks, babe."

see? you get it, just fucking adopt a lil nerd either by marriage or friendship and you'll never need chatgpt in your life

I just be saying shit and my husband be translating what I'm trying to say it's great

t4tstarvingdog

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

thejabberwocki

I promise the noise this person makes as they fly past me into the abyss is worth turning your sound on for

thejabberwocki

aaaaand this is why i didn't try to transcribe it

cowls-moving-hassle

can't be transcribed with mere letters

#no id #video #im recovering from top surgery rn so this video was dangerous #funny things are so scary now. what if guy make funny noise and i laugh and die.

happy holidays!

happy holidays!

‼️I've opened an INPRNT shop‼️

To kick things off there, here's the start of a new side project! Disco Elysium inspired portraits of Metal Gear Solid characters 💪 This is only the first round for this series, keep an eye out for more!

Shop gallery quality Art Prints by Nat Scullion.

oh my god i wish someone couldve told me how fucking long the tags are that i left on that poor person's post. maybe its good that no one listens to me. fuck

the irony of having a bajillion papers to write (and thereby forcing professors to hear my thoughts, at technically their request) and yet still feeling like no one actually wants to listen to me talk about my thoughts or feelings or interests

yapping outlawed until yapping mandatory

#ten page paper about things i dont care about #but i still dont get to talk about things i like without it immediately becoming a conversation about what they like #or how much the thing i like sucks #christtttttt

mcdungeon

people who can decide where to put stickers must really have their life together

#i try to put them on things that I see often #another thing that helps is a notable surplus of stickers including ones that arent super special #like i have metal gear or sailor moon stickers i got from etsy and those get center stage on my sketchbooks or laptop or such #but i also have booklets of lisa frank stickers or other cheaper sets i get from like michaels or walmart #and i use those as fiiller stickers #*filler #and because its what i personally like i will stickerbomb the fuck out of my sketchbooks and technology #my steam deck doesnt have nearly as many stickers because its mostly rounded surfaces #but its something i really like and use a lot so i prioritized my Bespoke Fancy Stickers that i was waiting to put on something special #and that all helps me feel like nothing is wasted #especially since sketchbooks (or journals!) dont really get thrown out but the do get filled up and cycled through #so the stickers arent gone forever they just designate the kind of stuff you were into while using that sketchbook #and then there will always be another one to fill up with stickers soon enough #theres also of course things like sticker binders if you like stickers just because its nice to have cool stuff to look at #you can get a pokemon card type binder to slot em into (which makes it easy to organize and add pages) or get a blank book to tack em into-#-whenever you get a new one #ALSO using any sticker as a 'good job' sticker. you took good notes or like what you wrote or drew? go ahead pop a sticker on that bad boy #oh tumblr tags youre the only one that will listen to me ramble this long about stickers #and yet i feel guilty anyways

sentimentalslut

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

sentimentalslut

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

sentimentalslut

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

effemimaniac

getting lost in evil pervert fantasy warmly smiling and gently shutting my eyes in such a way that onlookers would assume I am reminiscing my favourite Christmas past

#me all the time forever forever forever