i'm a bitch, i'm a lover // rex splode x f! reader
you're a fellow hot head superhero who doesn't take shit. somehow, rex always manages to get under your skin...and your pants.
SMUTTTTT, fwb reader and rex, pre-lobotomy rex so he's a douche but i still love him and he can be nice, dom/sub dynamics, oral sex f! and m! receiving, PinV sex, lots of dirty talk and banter, female masturbation, reader has water powers which is ironic and funny, kinda sweet ending
if there was one thing you had learned since joining teen team, and now guardians of the globe, it's that your biggest enemy was not any villian you had to fight.
it was rex fucking splode.
you had always been a hot head. ironically, you had been blessed with the power to manipulate anything with water. ice, condensation, you name it. your mother had always joked about the irony, especially when you would throw tantrums as a kid and try to pelt your family with ice cubes.
after a particularly rough mission, you were back at HQ, exhausted, worn out, and feeling incredibly sticky from all the salt water you had used to fight off the giant sea monster that was terrorizing a small town.
"yeesh, you smell like seaweed."
you instantly felt your shoulders tense up at that agitating, grating voice.
"shut up, dickwad," you spat at rex. "you try fighting off a squid with nothing but sea water and a prayer. i don't wanna hear shit about smells either. you always smell like smoke."
rex shrugged. you rolled your eyes as you began to walk away to hit the showers.
you went to your room first, stripping out of the superhero suit that reeked of fish and salt and seaweed. you pulled off your gloves and boots, throwing them on the ground and making a note to pick them up in the morning. grabbing a towel, you headed to the female showers and wrapped your robe around yourself.
you hated rex, but not just because he was annoying. you hated him because he had flirted with you relentlessly for months, before turning around and dating eve. then cheated on her with dupli kate. then, fucked you right after, but never gave you a passing glance during the day, other than to make fun of you. every night since dupli kate got with immortal, rex would knock on your door, giving you pleading eyes, and you would fuck each others brains out, then go back to being bantering coworkers in the morning. lately, though, he hadn't been stopping by. probably found a new girl to fuck around with. still. it had left you pent up and horny. as much of a dick as rex was, he did know how to use his. you were a hot head, someone who always had something to say in rebuttal to a comment, but when you were under rex, getting dicked down from the back while he called you a dirty whore and pulled your hair and smacked your ass, you were unable to form words except for your loud moans and pleadings for him to let you come.
shit, now you really were horny. but you would never go up to him and say that. he didn't need that satisfaction.
you made it to the showers, thanking god no one else was there. your hands snaked down to the apex of your thighs, lightly touching your clit. you were soaked already. biting your lip, you began to rub it in smooth circles. you thought about the last night you'd had with rex, where he had you folded over like a pretzel, whispering dirty things about knocking you up and telling you how good of a slut you were.
"rex, fuck!" you moaned, way louder than you expected. oh, thank the lord the rest of the guardians were out and about somewhere else.
your knees buckled and you nearly fell as your orgasm washed over you way faster than you expected. damn, you really were pent up. you picked up your shampoo and conditioner, washing your hair quickly. one perk of your powers was the ability to manipulate water pressure and temperature, something many of your coworkers begged you to do for them when you showered. including rex, who had fucked you quite a few times in there. like he did every other girl.
you dried yourself off, wrapping your fluffy blue robe around yourself again. you exited the bathroom, running right into rex's chest. literally. no shirt, just his stupidly attractive abs.
"heard you in the shower," he laughed. "you've been desperate, huh?"
"i don't know what you're talking about."
"really? you weren't just moaning my name in that shower. you aren't quiet, you know."
"shut the fuck up, asshole. leave me alone. like you have been for the past two weeks."
"two weeks, really? i didn't realize it was that long. sorry for keeping you waiting, baby."
"don't call me that. besides, i'm sure you were out fucking some other girl and didn't even think about me."
"i wasn't, actually. i've been too exhausted."
"yeah, right."
"no, seriously. i actually wasn't fucking anyone."
rex looked...actually sincere about that. still, you were angry and mad, and you rolled your eyes before speaking again.
"whatever. maybe you weren't. and maybe i was jilling off in there, but i made myself feel good. i didn't need you."
you tried to walk away and move past him, rex grabbed the top of your arm, pulling you back into him. his pupils were blown at he looked down at you.
"i neglected my girl these past few weeks and now she thinks she can get herself off better than i can? i think you need a refresher on how well i can make you scream, baby."
you shivered at his words. no matter how angry you were with him, you always folded when he talked to you like that.
"bedroom, now."
you both practically ran to your room. rex locked the door behind you and basically threw you onto the bed. he untied your robe, leaving you bare in front of him.
"missed this fucking pussy," he groaned, "can i make her feel good?"
"yes, please!"
rex immediately hooked his arms around your thighs, capturing your clit in his mouth. as much of a douche as he was, he knew how to please a woman. your hands tangled in his hair, pulling at the bun at the top of his head. you hated how close you were already...
"this better than your fingers?" rex asked, pulling away and kissing your thigh.
"nope," you responded, cheekily. you yelped as rex lightly bit the inside of your thigh in response.
"fine, guess you don't wanna cum then."
your mouth hung slack as he sat up, leaving you pent up again.
"i can find a better use for that smart fucking mouth of yours."
he stood at the foot of your bed, pulling down his shorts and boxers, letting his dick spring free. you got the hint, sliding your robe fully off your shoulders you crawled to him, capturing his dick in your mouth.
"shit, baby," he moaned. "way too fucking good at this."
rex was cocky, but he always folded when your mouth was on him. it was one of the only times you could make him as weak as he made you.
your hands made his way to his balls, gently cupping them in your hand and massaging them gently. rex nearly doubled over as your mouth continued to suck his shaft gently. you pulled your mouth off to take a breath, grabbing rex's hand and placing it on the top of your head. he took that hint, fisting your hair and guiding you along his dick.
"fucking hell," he groaned again. "missed your mouth on me. always got something to say to me until your mouth is full of my cock. funny how that works. all it takes is a little teasing."
you glared up at him. if you were more angry and less horny, you would have started using teeth.
"calm down, babydoll. i'm only joking."
he wasn't and you knew it, but you didn't care.
"as good as this feels, i wanna cum inside you."
you pulled your mouth off, wiping it.
"you wanna ride me tonight, sweetie?"
"sweetie?"
"i can call you a whore if you want. i know how good that makes you feel."
you rolled your eyes. you moved so rex could lay down on your bed. you straddled his thighs, sinking down onto his dick. the stretch felt insanely good. you moved slowly, grinding, before picking up the pace. rex's hands grabbed your tits, tweaking your nipples slightly, before reaching down to your clit.
the exhaustion of the day made your legs give out. you leaned forward, trying to catch your breath before sitting back upright.
"no, it's okay," rex said. he opened his arms for you. "c'mere, baby. lemme do the work. i got you."
you leaned forward into rex's chest. he wrapped his arms around you, fucking up into you.
"such a long two weeks huh?" he cooed into your ear. "such a long time to go without my dick in you. you missed it, i know you did. such a good fucking slut for me."
all you could do was moan. he did feel good, much better than you trying to get yourself off. he had ruined you for anyone else.
"rex!" you whined. "feels...so good!"
"yeah, baby? so fucking adorable when you're like this. you're so mean to me until my dick's in you. gotta fuck the attitude outta you everytime."
rex let out a loud groan, quickening up his pace, this angle letting his dick hit your sensitive spot so fucking well.
"can i please cum?" you pleaded with him. "please!"
"since you've been so good for me. but i wanna hear you say i can make you cum better than anyone else first."
"fuck, yes! you make me feel...so fucking good. please let me cum. better than anyone else i've ever fucking had."
the coil in your belly was about to snap. and you knew if you came without permission you were screwed. literally.
"alright, cum for me, babydoll. let it go."
the coil snapped before he even finished his sentence. you let out a long, loud moan as you clenched around him.
"fuck, baby, i'm...shit, god!" rex moaned. his dick twitched inside you as you clenched around him, releasing his load into you.
rex stopped his movements, you both clinging to each other and trying to catch your breath. he slipped out of you, before reaching for the box of tissues next to you bed. slowly, he cleaned you both up (himself first, of course), before pulling you into his chest.
"so tired," you yawned. "you can leave."
"what if i wanna hold you?"
well, that was new.
"sure, but i'll probably fall asleep."
"that's okay."
you were too tired to pressure him into talking about the change. like you said, as soon as your head hit his chest you were knocked out. once rex knew you were asleep, he leaned down to kiss your forehead, something he had never done before.
"goodnight, baby."
