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Please do not send me asks for donations

Here's why:

I have NO money to give you

I'm not a popular enough blog that I will give you any reach

I am a minor, and most of my followers are too

It makes me feel extremely guilty

Seeing pictures of injuries or hospitals etc are triggering for me (which are in most intro posts for this sort of thing)

They are always worded in a way that makes me feel like I am a murderer if I don't donate

It makes me feel uncomfortable

I said I don't want them, and my boundaries should be respected

I can't tell what is a bot and what isn't

I get a lot of spam from this. It is disappointing to see 10 new asks in my inbox just to be the same ask for donations over and over

Please, just respect the fact that I have said this.

Edit: To all the people reblogging this, I'm sorry you have had to deal with this too. And yes, you can put this in your pinned post! Stay safe <3

Edit 2: I am pro Palestine and want to do everything I can to help but I'm not financially or mentally well enough to do much. I'm not in support of these people dying. Also, this post isn't just about Palestine. It's about ALL asks for donations. I'm not doing favouritism or racism. I just can't deal with it. Don't harass me for expressing boundaries.

monstrouspegasister

Ok, I'm NOT a minor, but I have no self control with money, and I still live with my mom. So I MIGHT AS WELL BE.

mps-mpreg-sideblog

Felt like this belonged here, too. 🤷‍♀️ (Seriously though, why would you ask for donations from a blog that glorifies pregnant men, of all things?)

need-him-pregnant-poll

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 6 POLL 3

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family Franchise)

Fujimoto (Ponyo)

Voting ended onJun 20

PROPAGANDA:

[Gomez]

"It's not fair if Morticia's the only one hogging all the pain of childbirth. Her hubby wants some too!"

"t4t Gorticia. That is all."

[Fujimoto]

"He has a giant goddess wife and I think she should breed him like crazy."

mps-mpreg-sideblog

Get my fish dilf pregnant! PLEASE get my fish dilf pregnant! Idgaf what Gomez would think!

cloudmancy

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art-res

Big shoutout to @virtualearthquakeglitter 💕

need-him-pregnant-poll

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 5 POLL 6

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Fujimoto (Ponyo)

Sir Crocodile (One Piece)

Voting ended onJun 13

PROPAGANDA:

[Fujimoto]

"He has a giant goddess wife and I think she should breed him like crazy."

[Crocodile]

"There's a pretty solid theory that he's the main character's birthing parent, so like he has prior experience.

Almost definitely transgender and we need more tmpreg rep.

World seems designed to give him a migraine, so he's the sort of person who would get knocked up for plot reasons.

It'd be hot, he'd be so flustered about it."

Crocodile propaganda from last season

beloved13579

IM BACK TO REP MY MAN

LOOK AT HIM!!!! GIVE PONYO EVEN MORE SISTERS!!!

So I finally saw this T/A/D/C teaser and decided, "Too bad, Ca/ine! You're getting pregnant!" And... here he is! I hope you like it!

Base by @ilitiaforever

In case you're wondering why he's not wearing headphones, it's because he's singing a sort of lullaby rendition of Running the Show. I'm still trying to figure out the lyrics.

#mpreg #cw mpreg #mpreg art

need-him-pregnant-poll

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 5 POLL 6

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Fujimoto (Ponyo)

Sir Crocodile (One Piece)

Voting ended onJun 13

PROPAGANDA:

[Fujimoto]

"He has a giant goddess wife and I think she should breed him like crazy."

[Crocodile]

"There's a pretty solid theory that he's the main character's birthing parent, so like he has prior experience.

Almost definitely transgender and we need more tmpreg rep.

World seems designed to give him a migraine, so he's the sort of person who would get knocked up for plot reasons.

It'd be hot, he'd be so flustered about it."

Crocodile propaganda from last season

preg-bese

Another one 🧜‍♂️

preg-bese

Happy Mermay once again 🧜‍♂️

need-him-pregnant-poll

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 22

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Shen Qingqiu/Shen Jiu (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)

Fujimoto (Ponyo)

Voting ended onMay 17

PROPAGANDA:

[Shen Jiu]

"Shen Jiu is the worst of the worst (not to me your not bbyg), yes, but, BUT, I think it would fix him. Something untainted born from his twisted mortal shell, innocent, undeserving of the fate that was being born to him, ends up becoming his greatest triumph. Of course there is hurdles for him to overcome, but he's challenged to do the opposite of what everyone expected of him. He's so gorgeous, he's so powerful... Why not make him a mommy? It gives him a sense of purpose other than duty. Yes, he has to take care of himself.. But the result is far more worth it than he bargained for. More than he thought it'd be... He just expected the worst. But to have a healthy, bright eyed baby (that's obligated to love him later in life lol) warm and in his arms, might just affect his brain chemistry in a good way. I am the biggest Shen Jiu simp out there. He deserves to be happy. All his haters can eat my farts."

[Fujimoto]

"He has a giant goddess wife and I think she should breed him like crazy."

pearlypeacepeacock69

Come on, Fujimoto birthed those babies

rubsjuice

Flying my banner on behalf of fujimoto. He's *literally* drawn to resemble a seahorse on profile:

With the big cravar and the snatched waist. Yknow. Seahorses. The animal whose males famously get pregnant.

You think a guy who does THIS when his wife holds him is getting *her* pregnant? No way.

Hes the one who birthed Ponyo and her 500 sisters.

And with your help, he can do it again

ckret2

time for round 3 of the @need-him-pregnant-poll tournament and here's my propaganda for why you should vote for Aku rather than Gomez Addams: because Gomez would vote for Aku.

If you found this before May 18, the poll's still live. Don't vote for the lesser evil! Vote Aku here!

aku's percentage is climbing, but that'll stop if this post doesn't spread beyond my own followers. by reblogging this post to reach more people, YOU can make a difference in a silly internet poll.

ESPECIALLY if you went "i would've voted for aku if i'd seen this comic first": you have the power to make other people see the comic first.

this may be a doomed battle, but nobody can say I didn't spend 18 hours of my life and all of Mother's Day fighting for Aku. And by god, that's a silly pointless achievement to be proud of.

need-him-pregnant-poll

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 5

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Ratchet (Transformers)

Senshi of Izganda (Dungeon Meshi)

Voting ended onMay 10

PROPAGANDA:

[Ratchet]

"LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME HE WOULDN'T LOOK GOOD PREGNANT, HE ALREADY LOOKS GOOD WITH CHILDREN, IMAGINE HOW GOOD HE'D LOOK PREGNANT, HE MAYBE FAT BUT THAT JUST MEANS HE NEEDS TO GET PREGNANT AGAIN JUST TO MAKE SURE IT SHOWS. i implore you to Imagine this workaholic, low self-esteem, depressed war veteran who isn't as tough as he think he is. Heavily pregnant to the point that despite his fat it SHOWS. Hot right, Very hot and Sexy hehehehehe."

"He's a wartime medic who's spent a good portion of his life trying to save people, and failing sometimes, which probably haunts him, and I think he should be able to confront his trauma via having a kid."

[Senshi]

"You know he'd take such good care of his body and eat extra well to make sure that the baby arrives healthy and strong. Also, he'd make such a good father."

"He's perfect mother material also just look at those tits."

"Dude is peak malewife material AND dad material, why wouldn't we need him pregnant??"

"Mom friend of the group. Would probably infodump about pregnancy if it were relevant. He and Chilchuck would have beautiful children. <3"

mps-mpreg-sideblog

dragonscales1021

How it feels seeing all the transformers getting out into the newest @need-him-pregnant-poll round

need-him-pregnant-poll

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 5

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Ratchet (Transformers)

Senshi of Izganda (Dungeon Meshi)

Voting ended onMay 10

PROPAGANDA:

[Ratchet]

"LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME HE WOULDN'T LOOK GOOD PREGNANT, HE ALREADY LOOKS GOOD WITH CHILDREN, IMAGINE HOW GOOD HE'D LOOK PREGNANT, HE MAYBE FAT BUT THAT JUST MEANS HE NEEDS TO GET PREGNANT AGAIN JUST TO MAKE SURE IT SHOWS. i implore you to Imagine this workaholic, low self-esteem, depressed war veteran who isn't as tough as he think he is. Heavily pregnant to the point that despite his fat it SHOWS. Hot right, Very hot and Sexy hehehehehe."

"He's a wartime medic who's spent a good portion of his life trying to save people, and failing sometimes, which probably haunts him, and I think he should be able to confront his trauma via having a kid."

[Senshi]

"You know he'd take such good care of his body and eat extra well to make sure that the baby arrives healthy and strong. Also, he'd make such a good father."

"He's perfect mother material also just look at those tits."

"Dude is peak malewife material AND dad material, why wouldn't we need him pregnant??"

"Mom friend of the group. Would probably infodump about pregnancy if it were relevant. He and Chilchuck would have beautiful children. <3"

dragonqwq

Ok, first, this guy has been taking care of EVERYONE around him for millenia going through he'll and back for them he is loyal he is a doctor he protects and nurtures everyone around him even beings that are not even his own kind or annoy him. His boundless heart been being everyone die through the course of the way he is more than deserving of a baby! HELL it is a sin how nobody get this beautiful man pregnant with his own baby! Ratchet deserves to be a parent!!

Second, come on, guys, this guy would totally rock n roll a pregnant body and make everyone bark. Don't you want to see him pregnant! Arise Transformers fans!!

sandmandaddy69

pathologicallypedantic

cc @need-him-pregnant-poll

need-him-pregnant-poll

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 5

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Ratchet (Transformers)

Senshi of Izganda (Dungeon Meshi)

Voting ended onMay 10

PROPAGANDA:

[Ratchet]

"LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME HE WOULDN'T LOOK GOOD PREGNANT, HE ALREADY LOOKS GOOD WITH CHILDREN, IMAGINE HOW GOOD HE'D LOOK PREGNANT, HE MAYBE FAT BUT THAT JUST MEANS HE NEEDS TO GET PREGNANT AGAIN JUST TO MAKE SURE IT SHOWS. i implore you to Imagine this workaholic, low self-esteem, depressed war veteran who isn't as tough as he think he is. Heavily pregnant to the point that despite his fat it SHOWS. Hot right, Very hot and Sexy hehehehehe."

"He's a wartime medic who's spent a good portion of his life trying to save people, and failing sometimes, which probably haunts him, and I think he should be able to confront his trauma via having a kid."

[Senshi]

"You know he'd take such good care of his body and eat extra well to make sure that the baby arrives healthy and strong. Also, he'd make such a good father."

"He's perfect mother material also just look at those tits."

"Dude is peak malewife material AND dad material, why wouldn't we need him pregnant??"

"Mom friend of the group. Would probably infodump about pregnancy if it were relevant. He and Chilchuck would have beautiful children. <3"

couplebeersin

Throwing my fanfic into the ring to try and hype some people up for Ratchet. His not pregnant YET, but after Megatron gets done with him in this fic, it's safe to say his set. 🐄💕

Lesson Learned - Transformers Cow AU

https://archiveofourown.org/works/79628886

atzu4

RATCHET!!!!!!

cutekittenlady

Ratchet can't lost guys! Come on! We've still got one more day and it's so so close!

need-him-pregnant-poll

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 5

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Ratchet (Transformers)

Senshi of Izganda (Dungeon Meshi)

Voting ended onMay 10

PROPAGANDA:

[Ratchet]

"LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME HE WOULDN'T LOOK GOOD PREGNANT, HE ALREADY LOOKS GOOD WITH CHILDREN, IMAGINE HOW GOOD HE'D LOOK PREGNANT, HE MAYBE FAT BUT THAT JUST MEANS HE NEEDS TO GET PREGNANT AGAIN JUST TO MAKE SURE IT SHOWS. i implore you to Imagine this workaholic, low self-esteem, depressed war veteran who isn't as tough as he think he is. Heavily pregnant to the point that despite his fat it SHOWS. Hot right, Very hot and Sexy hehehehehe."

"He's a wartime medic who's spent a good portion of his life trying to save people, and failing sometimes, which probably haunts him, and I think he should be able to confront his trauma via having a kid."

[Senshi]

"You know he'd take such good care of his body and eat extra well to make sure that the baby arrives healthy and strong. Also, he'd make such a good father."

"He's perfect mother material also just look at those tits."

"Dude is peak malewife material AND dad material, why wouldn't we need him pregnant??"

"Mom friend of the group. Would probably infodump about pregnancy if it were relevant. He and Chilchuck would have beautiful children. <3"

cutekittenlady

Senshi, buddy, I love you but I'm a transformers fan now. I gotta get all the robo-husbands across that finish line! We can't seperate Ratchet from his husband!

need-him-pregnant-poll

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 5

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Ratchet (Transformers)

Senshi of Izganda (Dungeon Meshi)

Voting ended onMay 10

PROPAGANDA:

[Ratchet]

"LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME HE WOULDN'T LOOK GOOD PREGNANT, HE ALREADY LOOKS GOOD WITH CHILDREN, IMAGINE HOW GOOD HE'D LOOK PREGNANT, HE MAYBE FAT BUT THAT JUST MEANS HE NEEDS TO GET PREGNANT AGAIN JUST TO MAKE SURE IT SHOWS. i implore you to Imagine this workaholic, low self-esteem, depressed war veteran who isn't as tough as he think he is. Heavily pregnant to the point that despite his fat it SHOWS. Hot right, Very hot and Sexy hehehehehe."

"He's a wartime medic who's spent a good portion of his life trying to save people, and failing sometimes, which probably haunts him, and I think he should be able to confront his trauma via having a kid."

[Senshi]

"You know he'd take such good care of his body and eat extra well to make sure that the baby arrives healthy and strong. Also, he'd make such a good father."

"He's perfect mother material also just look at those tits."

"Dude is peak malewife material AND dad material, why wouldn't we need him pregnant??"

"Mom friend of the group. Would probably infodump about pregnancy if it were relevant. He and Chilchuck would have beautiful children. <3"

cipherofthisworld

Please vote Ratchet! He's my favorite transformer for a reason! Think of the complex feelings he could have!

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