Project EGOTISTICALGIRAFFE

You just hit my trapdoor function | 30 something gay dude | nerd, hacker extraordinaire | posts here are the official views of the National Security Agency, if they were cool

[pathologicallypedantic]

How can a man who sees and feels be other than sad?

[munchboxart]

This video has put me in a trance for the past hour

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[gottastim]

aleapofbeauty on ig

[girlballs-archive]

princess peach at the sperm bank

[were--ralph]

nothing could have prepared me for that comment

[thickness-protection-program]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

mario at the sperm bank

[vvdotcom]

goofy ass bitch

[sandmandaddy69]

[frostops]

Ringo chuckled, “You mean the elf stones?”

[neonshroudedgraves]

Bluesky asks Texas users to verify their ages, citing new app store law

"Why do you need age verification on a site where everyone is 38?"

[stevishabitat]

idk who on earth could possibly need to hear this, but do NOT, under ANY circumstances, give out your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER to ANY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS

☝️☝️☝️

[powerarmor]

this guy created mcafee antivirus and then went completely off the rails. like absolute chaos. he got super rich, moved to Belize, was suspected of murdering his neighbor, fled Belize, had his location accidentally leaked by a Vice journalist who was with him lmfao, was apprehended in Guatemala, faked not one but two heart attacks while in custody to buy time for his lawyer, was deported back to the US, and then ran for president as a libertarian

[gorps]

hes so unintentionally funny

[gorps]

HOW could I forget this classic

[thememedaddy]

[manny-jacinto]

Pedro Pascal shares this picture for Oscar Isaac's birthday (March 9, 2025)

[billy-crudup]

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[nitw]

my entire body hurts i'm sobbing so bad over this holy shit

[melonfacade]

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[wagniimen]

[stretchiergazelle]

[kosmogrl]

[internet-sentences]

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR