Dude ratchet has such a hard fucking grip at his emotions that it is scary like dude go through dying by dying then examine a body with it's spark ripped through their chest and then just said " I am not having the best of days" HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SURVIVE BAD DAYS? like if that happened to me, I would sit at the back and be depressed as he'll like Rodimus. I also love that ever since Rodimus got purple he has been so fucking depressed. Like, is this Rodimus's emo state looks like, but also I get ratchet, but why Rodimus is the only normal person in this issue. This is so funny to me.
I love how only Rodimus freaking out by this crazy event . How can you be so calm, bro? I get you are a doctor, and I do love you, but God, I agree with Rodimus on these panels.
"LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME HE WOULDN'T LOOK GOOD PREGNANT, HE ALREADY LOOKS GOOD WITH CHILDREN, IMAGINE HOW GOOD HE'D LOOK PREGNANT, HE MAYBE FAT BUT THAT JUST MEANS HE NEEDS TO GET PREGNANT AGAIN JUST TO MAKE SURE IT SHOWS. i implore you to Imagine this workaholic, low self-esteem, depressed war veteran who isn't as tough as he think he is. Heavily pregnant to the point that despite his fat it SHOWS. Hot right, Very hot and Sexy hehehehehe."
"He's a wartime medic who's spent a good portion of his life trying to save people, and failing sometimes, which probably haunts him, and I think he should be able to confront his trauma via having a kid."
[Senshi]
"You know he'd take such good care of his body and eat extra well to make sure that the baby arrives healthy and strong. Also, he'd make such a good father."
"He's perfect mother material also just look at those tits."
"Dude is peak malewife material AND dad material, why wouldn't we need him pregnant??"
"Mom friend of the group. Would probably infodump about pregnancy if it were relevant. He and Chilchuck would have beautiful children. <3"
Ok, first, this guy has been taking care of EVERYONE around him for millenia going through he'll and back for them he is loyal he is a doctor he protects and nurtures everyone around him even beings that are not even his own kind or annoy him. His boundless heart been being everyone die through the course of the way he is more than deserving of a baby! HELL it is a sin how nobody get this beautiful man pregnant with his own baby! Ratchet deserves to be a parent!!
Second, come on, guys, this guy would totally rock n roll a pregnant body and make everyone bark. Don't you want to see him pregnant! Arise Transformers fans!!
No one asked for this but I'll toss this out here anyway so you guys can guess who and what the rest of the prisoners are like, Lost Light prisoners theme songs people :D
Rodimus/Hot Rod: Kiss me, son of god - They Might Be Giants
Deadlock: Nobody's Soldier - Hozier
Ratchet: My September - Nastyona
Minimus Ambus: We Own You - Waitress
Swerve: Zydrate Anatomy - Repo!The Genetic Opera
???: Static - Hatsune Miku
???: Girl With One Eye - Florence + The Machine | Just Take My Wallet - Jack Stauber
???: The Main Character - Will Wood
???: The Winner Takes It All - Meryl Streep
Obvious answer is Whirl, but I think that’s a red herring. So I’ll guess Chromedome - Girl w/ one eye / take my wallet
Thunderclash - The main character
This works for cannon idw Megatron, but this isn’t cannon. Can’t think of anyone else it could be though, so I’ll go with Megatron - winner takes it all.
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Blaster would also make sense for static, as he is technically on the lost light, but he isn’t a major character so there’s no reason for him to be here.
With this line up, whirl wouldn’t be included, which I find incredibly unlikely, as we all love whirl.
So I’ve indubitably screwed something up. Time to see how many points I’ll score!
God static is so hard I kinda think it can be rewind stuck in nostalgia or Chromedome which who wants things to stay as they are, but it feels too fun for both maybe brainstorm?? He is both fun and someone trying to want things to stay the same or want someone to stay with them, maybe a feeling? But then the part about them being criminals? What can be their crimes Chromedome might be doing unlegal mnemosurgery ? Rewind might be basically a walking dark web ? Then there is brainstorm and his unorthodox weapons.... than there's girl with one eye& just take my wallet, which might be Chromedome... first, I thought it might be pecy, but the first song is like some part of them is taken and lost a d Chromedome losing his mind in war makes sense he keeps deleting his memories and he was suicidal in the comic so what if he just break at some point? " What is the kindest way to say the end" in the lyrics is what makes me think this guy might be helping others by erasing memories of mechs without concent to help them stop suffering that might be going in a wrong way but who cares. And there is the bane of my existence main character... this guy thinks they are the hero and the main character of their destiny? Or wants to be that ? Which makes me think skids. Weirdly, he is like a character with a plot armor. In many situations, his ability to learn might make him get the delusion that he is the main character? Maybe and to be honest, the winner takes it all by Abba is a beast. I think this might also be skids or weirdly fist aid ? I don't know why my instincts are telling me this, but honestly, this is the only song I have no idea about.
"Actually gets canon pregnant with a robot/humanoid hybrid he created himself. He literally had no reason to actually incubate it inside his own body but he did it anyway. His baby gets stolen btw, but don't worry it's in better hands bc it has a cool and kindhearted dinosaur father now instead of a mad scientist scorpion father."
[Atticus]
"I know they said he has a wife and all but I honestly don’t believe it. That man birthed his kids himself and he should have more."
i would also like to add that part of his plan was having other decepticons get pregnant. if anyone is an embodiment of the need that man pregnant poll, it's scorponok.
i would like to point out that the propaganda picture for this poll literally shows Scorponok pregnant. his robo-womb is see-through. you can see the actual canon baby. right there.
Scorponok's solution for "Transformers can't breed" was literally "steal some poor schmuck's soul, jam it into a GIANT PURPLE HUMAN BABY with a Decepticon tattoo on her face, breed up an army of spark-bearing giant purple humans, then GENOCIDE THEM ALL and jam their sparks BACK into Cybertronian bodies"
A few days ago, I was mourning scorponok's loss with few friends, and then I checked the poll only to see this miracle . How did this happen? I am still rotting my mech, but this is legendary.
March 30th is National Doctors Day! We’re celebrating with a look at some of the medical professionals of the Transformers world who AREN’T Ratchet! Who’s your favourite doc-bot?
Read more about our medic picks at:
Knock Out - Minerva
Unicron Trilogy Red Alert - Pharma - Scalpel
Animated Red Alert - Fixit
First Aid - Glit - Flatline
"Sad tired man needs to be fucked into oblivion and made gregnant
He's poor and eats Twinkies for every meal but give that man a child and he'll be making them a nutritious meal every day
If he can be a dog dad he can be a real dad
helps him get over generational trauma? Probably not lmao but we'll see what happens
oh yeah it's just that we want him pregnant uhhhh
just put him through the pregnancy wringer idk
it'd be funny."
"Oh so many reasons I don't even know where to start... He's already such a creature and witnessing how he deals with being pregnant would ascend my consciousness to a higher plane... Also other characters from the game helping him through it would be adorable as hell."
"I think it would fix him y'know. Or fuck up his life even worse. Either way I'll be entertained."
"He is the third in a line of superheroes and it's implied that he was specifically born to take up the mantle of superheroing when his dad died. His dad was also shown to be neglectful, if not outright abusive. He also has just, so many self-worth issues, I haven't seen someone so passively suicidal in fiction before. Now, getting pregnant wouldn't fix any of this, but it would make it so delightfully complicated with both the logistics of being an active superhero (depending on when in the timeline this is happening) and trying to keep potential baby safe, and Robert's complicated feelings on his father and fatherhood in general. Also look at him and tell me he wouldn't be cute knocked up. ;)"
"Look at him, he's sad and pathetic but then gets that sweet found family, the polycule will care for him and the baby."
"Robert is an ex-superhero who sits at a desk all day. What's keeping him at that desk?"
"he'd be a good parent, i think he could break the cycle."
"This man loves his dog, he's exhausted, he very reluctantly has a polycule with 10 to 12 members, and is somehow both the only voice of reason in the group and absolutely feral at the exact same time. I just hope it's a girl so we never get a Robert Robertson IV."
"He’s squishy and traumatized and also hr hates him because he has an entire polyamorous relationships. :3 He needs to be knocked up, he’d get spoiled and spoil his kid."
"Look at this pathetic wet man who looks submissive and breedable. His dog’s name is Beef and he is a little fat man. Flambae sung a song called I’m a Bitch with the lyrics starting with “I’m a Bitch, My name’s Robert”."
"AGGGHHH have you SEEN the man? He’s so buff but also lanky, and his employees are all basically his toxic polycule and would burst out laughing the moment they learned of this news. In the actual context of the story/game the very concept of this man being pregnant would do nothing but add to his character’s complexity, and iconicness. (If you haven’t played/watched a play though of this game I highly reccomend it). Legit frothing at the mouth and freaking out over this man being pregnant AAAAJGHHJJ"
"Practically everyone in this game wants him and it would be really really funny if the super hero office comedy game turned into Mamma Mia 3."
"I don’t have a solid reason but I just think that he should be, it would benefit him. Plus with someone else to take care of he can’t neglect himself anymore."
"His dead eyes and autistic swag has captivated me."
"Continue the mecha man bloodline. 🥹🥹"
"It would be funny as hell."
"I mean look at him.
He's objectively sad
Daddy issues
A whole team of people to get him pregnant
Good dog dad
Chase needs a nephew to spoil (see Beef the dog)"
[Ratchet]
"LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME HE WOULDN'T LOOK GOOD PREGNANT, HE ALREADY LOOKS GOOD WITH CHILDREN, IMAGINE HOW GOOD HE'D LOOK PREGNANT, HE MAYBE FAT BUT THAT JUST MEANS HE NEEDS TO GET PREGNANT AGAIN JUST TO MAKE SURE IT SHOWS. i implore you to Imagine this workaholic, low self-esteem, depressed war veteran who isn't as tough as he think he is. Heavily pregnant to the point that despite his fat it SHOWS. Hot right, Very hot and Sexy hehehehehe."
"He's a wartime medic who's spent a good portion of his life trying to save people, and failing sometimes, which probably haunts him, and I think he should be able to confront his trauma via having a kid."
Dude I get you but there is a god tier mpreg RATCHET over there like he has nearly everything and checks every box at being a possibly great parent too. He has a great job at being a doctor he had financial stability, he has life experience of taking care of people, he gone through a fucking war and survived, he is married in some iterations and is actively taking care of young-adult or adult children in nearly all. He can fight, he can protect, he can nurture, he got the money and he got the hips he is only missing a fucking kid like knock the man already!
Dorothy: You probably don’t remember me, but you told me I wasn’t sick. Do you remember? You told me I was just getting old.
Dr. Budd: I’m sorry, I really don’t–
Dorothy: Remember. Maybe you’re getting old. That’s a little joke. Well, I tell you, Dr. Budd, I really am sick. I have chronic fatigue syndrome. That is a real illness. You can check with the Center for Disease Control.
Dr. Budd: Huh. Well, I’m sorry about that.
Dorothy: Well, I’m glad! At least I know I have something.
Dr. Budd: I’m sure. Well, nice seeing you.
Dorothy: Not so fast. There are some things I have to say. There are a lot of things that I have to say. Words can’t express what I have to say. [tearing up] What I went through, what you put me through—I can’t do this in a restaurant.
Dr. Budd: Good!
Dorothy: But I will!
Dr. Budd’s date: Louis, who is this person?
Dr. Budd: Look, Miss–
Dorothy: Sit. I sat for you long enough. Dr. Budd, I came to you sick—sick and scared—and you dismissed me. You didn’t have the answer, and instead of saying “I’m sorry, I don’t know what’s wrong with you,” you made me feel crazy, like I had made it all up. You dismissed me! You made me feel like a child, a fool, a neurotic who was wasting your precious time. Is that your caring profession? Is that healing? No one deserves that kind of treatment, Dr. Budd, no one. I suspect had I been a man, I might have been taken a bit more seriously, and not told to go to a hairdresser.
Dr. Budd: Look, I am not going to sit here anymore–
Dr. Budd’s date: Shut up, Louis.
Dorothy: I don’t know where you doctors lose your humanity, but you lose it. You know, if all of you, at the beginning of your careers, could get very sick and very scared for a while, you’d probably learn more from that than anything else. You’d better start listening to your patients. They need to be heard. They need caring. They need compassion. They need attending to. You know, someday, Dr. Budd, you’re gonna be on the other side of the table, and as angry as I am, and as angry as I always will be, I still wish you a better doctor than you were to me.
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