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tony stark apologist (he/him)

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i slide a note across the table to you. you pick it up. it literally just says ‘tony stark with chronic joint pain’

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there’s something about y/n stark taking up the mantle of iron man in an AU where tony gets snapped. they put crack in that concept for me istg

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tony stark who gets so lame as a dad that he steps out onto the porch with his hands on his back and goes “the lawn really needed this, huh?” when it’s raining.

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no fanfic being written here, officer.

y/n stark with WHO? for… scientific purposes.

bucky barnes

peter parker

harley (keener)

a secret fourth option (written in comment/reblog pls)

Voting ended onMay 23

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half the time i don’t know WHO that man is, i just read the fic because it says x male reader hallelujah

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we don’t talk enough about tony with a mutant kid. tony running experiments on his kid. tony who rebuilds his kid’s room in a way that specifically caters to their mutation. wings? custom shaped mattress so they can still sleep on their back or side. fire-related? everything is fireproofed. and so on and so forth.

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i put tony stark on my tomodachi island and i’ve never felt more naturnal (reverse paternal) towards him. that’s literally my dad, he’s a silly chibi guy on my screen and he falls over every five seconds but that’s literally my upper class father of 4.

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steve “everything special about you came out of a bottle” rogers you are so transgender to me

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see here’s the thing guys. i’d love to post fanfiction but i have a real and genuine fear of the ao3 curse and that’s why i don’t.

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in fact, if anybody were able to prove to me that the ao3 curse isn’t real, i’d write a fanfic for them. that’s how serious i am.

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see here’s the thing guys. i’d love to post fanfiction but i have a real and genuine fear of the ao3 curse and that’s why i don’t.

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autistic!tony who has no idea that he’s autistic because he doesn’t get overwhelmed (sensory seeking) until the cave and his autistic traits get overshadowed by his PTSD diagnosis.

audhd!peter who’s been diagnosed for his whole life and is very used to talking about it.

audhd!peter who 99% of the time makes a friend and then finds out that they’re also neurodivergent after getting close.

audhd!peter who is genz and completely desensitised to meme culture.

audhd!peter who makes tony realise he’s autistic by saying “mr. stark i fw you heavy. have you been tested for autism?”

autistic!tony who spirals about that for weeks.

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met a normal person today. no adhd no autism no anxiety NOTHING. didn’t know they still made those.

anyway, in the MCU version of new york city, I think Howard Stark would’ve had an impact on the 1961 zoning law changes, and furthermore I think he would’ve strongly promoted for the gate & entrance name plates in central park to be after individual people instead of professions. in this essay i will—

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kurt wagner and matt murdock are BOYFRIENDS. they met at MIDNIGHT MASS. they are both plagued by CATHOLIC GUILT but they help each other work THROUGH IT.

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t hey are onn. a da te…

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kurt wagner and matt murdock are BOYFRIENDS. they met at MIDNIGHT MASS. they are both plagued by CATHOLIC GUILT but they help each other work THROUGH IT.

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tony stark… live in new york… gossip girl.. in new york…

tony have child. send to rich kid new york school… child be teen in rich kid new york school… child get… gossip girl post about them? tony… go ballistic about it…?

the political and social implications of a world where tony stark is the person to unmask gossip girl. because they said his kid’s shoes were ugly or something. or alternatively,,, the concept of stark junior being constantly and consistently untouched by the gossip page no matter what they do because everyone knows that tony will not hesitate.

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dad!tony stark but NOT with a baby born post-cave.

tony who got a model—or maybe a reporter? weather girl? he doesn’t remember—pregnant and quickly realised he was being baby trapped. getting full custody was a little more convenient than paying for child support, or leaving an unchecked heir running around.

tony who mostly just leaves his kid in the care of nannies, maids, butlers, whatever. he doesn’t have any resentment towards the kid, he just… has more important stuff to do.

tony who is constantly thinking of his baby in the cave. tony who fights twice as hard to make the suit when he realises he has a chance to stop the cycle, to not become his father.

tony who asks to see his kid every few seconds once he’s stable in a hospital, tony who PLEADS to see his child.

tony who collapses when he finally does. tony who wraps his arms tightly around their small body and sobs.

tony who gains a slight anxious attachment problem after that… tony who REFUSES to send his kid to a fancy swiss boarding school like everyone else he knows because he doesn’t want them out of arm’s reach. Tony who insists on his baby attending a local school that’s way below their tax bracket just so he can see them a little more. (the school is still private and incredibly expensive to the average person, but he acts like it’s public).

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i would talk about transgender natasha romanov but they’ll come for me