ᕙ(░ಥ╭͜ʖ╮ಥ░)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

Why are you here tho

[conquerorwurm]

I love that age when little girls get really  weird and mystical and savage

Like nine through eleven years old, those are some weird years for us

[lucyaudley]

When I was 9-10 I read The Egypt Game and The Headless Cupid, taught myself hieroglyphics, and decided to practice witchcraft

[seldnei]

The past three years, my son has come home telling me about the girls he knows, who are: 1. possessed by a demon controlled by a button at the back of her neck, 2. haunted by a dead aunt, and 3. converse regularly with the dead.

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

I used to talk to bees by running in circles of their dance patterns

[0deerling0-inactive]

My friends and I genuinely thought we were angel wolves it was a Time that’s for sure

[outofcontextdnd]

DM: The goblin grabs your tail.

Tiefling, OOC: I turn to him and say-

Tiefling: “It’s not a tail.”

DM: The goblin winks at you. Roll to seduce.

[linusquotes]

[st-just]

Hero.

[loish]

my final work for mermay - the colored-in version of the gibson girl mermaid I drew a few weeks back!

[digi-egg]

https://twitter.com/thelastgherkin/status/998940861340749825?s=21

[mrdsc1010]

Stacked Furry:

Skimpy anime girls:

Don’t forget LARPers:

[nootofboot]

YOU FOOLS

YOU FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART

GUN

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“I like how the only damage I’ve taken this session is psychic damage from making stupid jokes out of character.”

 –The Summoner

[faun-buns]

a wizard who can summon cats………………. a nekomancer

[saintdri]

I went to the movies 

[jake-me-up-deactivated20240207]

two bottoms chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re both bottoms

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

Is it because the jets are 5 feet apart?

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

you know what

[niyarest]

basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (｡•́ ‸ •̀｡)

her sister: *has the exact same face and body*

[starteas-deactivated20190304]

her sister has the exact same face and body but she’s got huge badonkadonks. I mean huge whooperproperdrs.

[aspiedamianwayne-deactivated202]

Just say boobs you dumbfuck asshole

[starteas-deactivated20190304]

i mean huge wampeedamberfuckalongas

[kittensnax]

Past me is an idiot and future me is a bastard I only exist in the present

[nice-homestuck-reference-bro]

haha like, is this like that part in homestuck where karkat argues with himself through paradox time?

[kittensnax]

how many fingers do you have

[nice-homestuck-reference-bro]

Ten?

[kittensnax]

how many do you intend to keep

[mothspaws]

Hey @perisnoop

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[deftomes]

wack.

[archatlas]

Really Big Coin Skrekkøgle

This is our Really Big Coin. It is big because it makes other things look small when photographed next to it. Actually, it is a 20:1 replica of the EUR 50-cent, you see it being milled out here. We needed to do quite a bit of sanding, lacquering and smudging to obtain the desired look and some climbing to get into required shooting position (you need to get up real high to take good pictures). The result is a short series of photographs, attempting to visually scale down real-sized objects.

Images and text via

[aberrantkenosis]

what the fuck

[theweirdwideweb]

[pulling-aggro]

T H I S

[dustoid-deactivated20181014]

in the makeup aisle

Rational brain: Not only do I not wear nail polish, but even when I did, I only ever wore black and just hoarded the other 20 colors I owned without using them. It’s a complete waste of money to buy any

Crow brain: Buy pretty shiny, bring home put in nest

[derpycats]