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[itsapmseymour]

As a 32 year old Masc person, I am legally obligated to keep my beard, cause if it goes, I look like the world’s most tired child

[mr-bacon-spoon]

But are you not the worlds most tired child?/j

[itsapmseymour]

So Disney’s Cars has a series now and apparently they go to a “dinosaur” exhibit and…all of the dinosaurs are cars

Which just…opens up so many thoughts.

1.) the meteor wiped out talking cars

2.) if this universe is exactly like Earth it means every disaster that happened, also happened here, with talking cars.

3.) this means modern cars are linked to the dinocars and not like…Cavemen cars.

[mr-bacon-spoon]

Seeing all the tags and replies about WW2 cars and bad history events as cars, I wanna make something even worse, Kim Cardashian. You're welcome

[itsapmseymour]

CosWon Pokémon AU Concept

Region: Illia

Starters: Bulbasaur, Totodile, Torchic

Gym Leaders (all would be Human alternatives to each character)

Oren - Grass Types - Citrus Badge | Cherubi, Applin, Tropius

Braiden - Normal (“Sound”) Types - Funky Badge | Loudred, Noibat, Wigglytuff

Kevin - Rock Types - Chiseled Badge | Lairon, Carracosta, Lunatone, Golem

Grape - Poison Types - Bomb Badge | Muk, Toxicroak, Nidoking, Crobat

Mara - Fire Types - Ashen Badge | Talonflame, Pyroar, Marowak (Alolan), Incineroar

Azuri - Steel Types - Android Badge | Magneton, Skarmory, Scizor, Perrserker

Shiro - Dragon Types - Serpent Badge | Dragonair, Dragapult, Goodra, Alteria, Garchomp

Cyana - Fairy Types - Wondrous Badge | Dedenne, Azumarill, Ribombee, Clefable, Gardevoir

Elite 4 Can Be Fought in Any Order

Solaria - Electric Types - Ampharos, Luxray, Heat Rotom, Heliolisk, Raichu

Sana - Water Types - Wailord, Starmie, Vaporeon, Kingdra, Blastoise

Rei - Psychic Types - Gallade, Rapidash (Galarian), Musharna, Hatterene

Chie - Ground Types - Torterra, Nidoqueen, Sandslash, Garchomp, Golurk

Champion:

Bah’Rhys - Raichu (Alolan), Frosmoth, Gengar, Typholsion, Swampert, Decidueye

Special Trainers (in place of Rivals)

(One new Pokémon gets added to each encounter with them)

“Vee” - Ghost - Sableye, Gengar, Chandelure, Zoroark (Hisuian), Marshadow

Acai - Slime Like Pokémon - Reuniclus, Alcremie, Goodra, Ditto, Phione

Kael’thal - Fighting Types - Machamp, Pangoro, Emboar, Kommo-o, Urshifu

Aoi - Robot or Artificial like Pokémon - Magnezone, Metagross, Bisharp, Porygon Z, Magearna

Beating them all in their final encounters unlocks Tower of Cosmos

Villains

Team Conceal- Goal is to capture and utilize Pokémon for their own power sources, whilst their leader “G” desires to find a way to have the same abilities and powers as Pokémon.

“G” - Zoroak, Nidoking, Greninja, Alakazam, Hydreigon, Buzzwole

Legendary Battle Rematches (Post Game)

The Tower of Cosmos

You fight your way through each Gym Leader, Elite 4 and Special Trainers with maxed out Legendaries (Can choose to fight in single or doubles)

Oren - Tapu Bulu

Braiden - Blacephalon

Kevin - Regirock

Grape - Naganadel

Mara - Entei

Azuri - Celesteela

Shiro - Regidrago

Cyana - Lunala

Solaria - Solgaleo

Sana - Kyogre

Rei - Cresselia

Chie - Groudon

Bah’Rhys- Zekrom

Acai - Manaphy

Aoi - Melmetal

Kael’thal - Terrakion

Vee - Giratina

Final top of the tower - Nerva - Mewtwo

[mr-bacon-spoon]

Torchic would be a great pick for starter pokemon since it can easily take out Oren's gym and probably Braidens gym and if you've evolved it into Comubsken by the time of Kevin's gym the fighting moves it learns easily wipe his team. Not to mention the fact that you'd probably have more pokemon by then.

[mr-bacon-spoon]

It's fun to be in a male body but know none of the stereotypical "man" things. Like I'll be talking to friends and they'll bring up their car problems and tell me stuff like "Well, the fraggerjack left belt came off yesterday so I gotta get it fixed" and I'll just nod as if I understand like "Yes am very man I know car problem. "

[mr-bacon-spoon]

Being a musician with ADHD and bad memory is fun because I can forget a song, remember how to play the whole thing in guitar, but then get distracted playing a completely different song because it sounded similar.

[mr-bacon-spoon]

Mama said life is like a box of chocolates, everything in it is slightly different in its own way, usually most of the contents are good, some are bad, but all in all you don’t have to like everything. Most chocolate boxes are different from others, that doesn’t make yours worse or better than someone else’s, it just means ya got different chocolate to consume. Just don’t take in too much chocolate at once, it can hurt.

[mr-bacon-spoon]

What if every time you do something random and surprising like passing a test without studying or catching something thrown at you without looking, it's because your body and mind got a nat20 on the save roll.

[itsapmseymour]

Sure, silver can hurt a werewolf, but yknow what hurts them more,

Not calling them a good boy

[mr-bacon-spoon]

For a second I thought this was about the Sonic character. Genuinely thought that at some point in that “Sonic the Werehog” game Silver just comes outta nowhere and wrecks Sonic for no reason.

[itsapmseymour]

WHYYYY ARE YOU NOT A WRITER

I'm writing CW...that counts right? 🤔

[mr-bacon-spoon]

I feel like since you're doing the story writing, scene creation, and music writing you're fulfilling all the biggest roles in the creation of an amazing story. Not to mention the fact that you're also voice acting one of the characters. Holy heck P.M. you're doin a lot.

[itsapmseymour]

Been a while since i came on tumblr so im sorry if this was answered before but Bah’rhys speaks filipino? Thats dope

Yeah, their Drove lives in the Philippines, so they picked up the language

[mr-bacon-spoon]

What is a Drove?

[itsapmseymour]

So...thanks to a friend of mine, I may have a theme to do for next month...

Cosmic Wonders cast in Wedding attire 👀

[mr-bacon-spoon]

Might I suggest Chie as a Flour(flower) girl because she's a baker?

[itsapmseymour]

<Stream Item Acquired>

The OC Maker Device

[mr-bacon-spoon]

"OC Maker Device"

"Legendary item"

"With this item the user has the ability to create the most wonderfully adorable characters to be used in ways that are out of this world"

[itsapmseymour]

Mercury is all that remains to concept for CWs Planet Spirits~

[platypus-75]

Pls for the love of god do Pluto! Cuz there is sheer few the still love him like me and some others

[itsapmseymour]

I'd rather not force myself to make a new character that feels pushed in

But I'll think it over

[mr-bacon-spoon]

You could make a fun little "We don't talk about Bruno" joke but "We don't talk about Pluto" just sprinkle it in somewhere and never mention Pluto again lol.

[i-am-a-snom]

are ya winning snom?

cc - )___\ I'm trying my best, and that's what matters.

[arend000-blog]

Are you having a fun time snom?

[i-am-a-snom]

cc • )___\ Very much so, yes.

[mr-bacon-spoon]

If you're having fun and trying your best then you're winning.

[itsapmseymour]

Yknow how PG-13 movies can say "fuck" at least once if they want to use it.

If I did that for Cosmic Wonders, who should I give that opportunity to?

[mr-bacon-spoon]

Acai, Oren, or Brandon

[i-am-a-snom]

cc ô )___\ In terms of thoughts,

cc ò )___\ I have no thoughts..

[mr-bacon-spoon]

What about hugs, how many you got of those

[itsapmseymour]

What if I just-

[itsapmseymour]

[new-resident]

It’s a platypus?

[itsapmseymour]

[mr-bacon-spoon]

*gasps* Perry the platypus?!?!?!?!?!!!