Random Monotreme Madness

A platypus’s guide to the internet

[zeropointfortyseven]

I recently watched the first one and it’s sooo good! Still sad that they didn’t make another movie!

[platypus-75]

They were gonna be a trilogy.

[huoyd]

https://gofund.me/445add7

I'm back with an actual gofundme this time because the bills just keep racking up.

He has FIP, which is extremely expensive to treat. I'm already about 5000 in bills, and his medication is going to be about 4000 over the next 3 months.

Even just a share means the world to me, but if you donate something and send me the screenshot on tumblr then I'll do a commission of pretty much anything, graphics, carrds, drawing or writing, no limit, you can ask for anything within my ability.

Thank you for anything anyone is able to do.

[gf-seasons-zine]

Our formatting mod's cat is going through a rough patch! Please check it out if you can!

[niko-oramiratsinatrenchcoat]

[gahdamnpunk]

So many people wouldn’t have asthma in the first place if it wasn’t for these corporations…Shifting blame from actual culprits to people with asthma (and people who can’t help but use plastic straws at that) is peak capitalism.

[spooniestrong]

The unmitigated GALL of TIME magazine to produce this is unbelievable.

THIS is eco-ableism.

[lookatmeenoww-deactivated201301]

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

[rune0n-deactivated20180105]

Yep.

[datclassicrockfan42]

Yep

[olddeceasedblog]

Yep

[ink-the-axolotl-rabbit]

Yep

[supersonic-sp33d]

Yep

[inactive-2782928474939]

Yep

[mossyseashells]

Yep

[theautumnaldemon]

Yep

[kittysboba]

Mhm

[proxyk]

Ok

[rentheebee]

Yep

[iilmunchkiin-deactivated2025112]

unfortunately

[mooshie-blue]

Yep

[jadedpawz]

Yeppers peppers

[platypus-75]

Affirmative

[sternen--staub]

occasional posts from users

[ann-decart]

reblog if you make occasional posts

[cleolinda]

Sometimes I still hear my voice

[platypus-75]

I haven’t made a post in ages..

[pukicho]

do you ever shut up? i dont think i've gone a day on this site without seeing some relic of your splattering of thoughts.

if tumblr were a bathtub it would be 99% filled with my piss

[koboldening]

And buddy I never go thirsty around here

[lauralot89]

[nervouspostcollective]

I’m a bit hesitant to ask but what’s the other 1%?

[platypus-75]

We dont talk talking about the 1% you know damn well that’s cumming.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

reading a romance novel where the protagonist feels the need to stop and inform that audience that it's okay for her, a 27 year old, to hook up with a 31 year old because despite the age difference both of their brains are fully developed. the Discourse really has done incalculable damage.

[ascholarlyengineer]

that's...they're adults 4 years apart, who on Earth would think there's any sort of meaningful age gap

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

[platypus-75]

…so that’s normal but my parents are like 13 years apart idk ok i just wanna be part of the conversation too..

[sweetpeauserboxes]

[disappearinvisible]

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly.

[anasandorpygoscelis-deactivated]

same

[platypus-75]

Here here

[galeryth]

Scizor’s Day Off- A Grand Tea Party!

Entry for the 2022 Pokemon TCG Art Contest.

[platypus-75]

This is so cuteee

[scurviesdisneyblog]

Milo Thatch character designs for Atlantis: The Lost Empire by John Pomeroy

[platypus-75]

These are beautiful.

[snajey-deactivated20221229]

[bendyworksatstarbucks]

*sips tea* Let this spread all over Tumblr.

[irisflowerarts-deactivated20260]

Please Reblog…

[peacefulr4in]

Reblog it–

[the-autobots]

Reblog this right now

[noah-of-the-dragons]

Where’s the signal boost multipliers?!

[tiryomasu]

Reblogging because its important

[unactivebirchtree]

reblogggggg

[arcadialedger]

Reblog, always. An important lesson I have been on both sides of first hand ♥️.

[sulfuranimations]

I’ve reblogged this before but, eh, doesn’t hurt to do it again. Happy new year btw. 🥂

[thatonepurpleshape]

Learning both sides of the story is a good lesson. REBLOG THIS-

[web-the-toastfox]

Rebloged

[im-just-the-askages-deactivated]

Yes it is, Not only that but you could cause a massive breakdown for the whole of the internet.

[cyanbeats]

pretty much

[shadow-the-d3m0n]

Reblog pls

[groovygamingin3d]

Reblog this. And yes it Fucking sucks.

[nightshade50891]

Reblog

yes

mhm

[abso-fucking-lutely]

*yes.

[tck-400-deactivated20250214]

Yes

[junkkey]

Reblog

[platypus-75]

Reblog like an awesome person like everyone else who came before me. And front of me

[nervouspostcollective]

Something about these barBIE SKIN Hot Wheels got me acting up

[platypus-75]

Well I’m creeped out of my SKIN

[platypus-75]

Do be do be doo bah

……

[notpikaman]

Wait, what?

Charging for access to APIs? Not on our watch.

Tumblr will always offer free access to our APIs of all kinds. No matter if the APIs are in the water, out of the water, and even half in and out of the water. Adorable Platypus Images are a cornerstone of the internet. It's a mammalian right to gaze upon these billed wonders.

Tumblr won't stop at total access to Adorable Platypus Images. Not only are we highlighting the entire Platypus community on Tumblr, we also hear Brick Whartley’s Crab Emporium (@emporium) may be dropping an entire line of Platypus goods...if that's what the people want.

[slonkel-deactivated20241128]

@platypus-75

:0

<3

[platypus-75]

👁️👁️

YOOO THATS AWESOME NEWS THANKS @slonkel

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

why closed captioning should always be provided on every video:

Deaf People Exist

auditory processing disorder is a Bitch

people with ADHD can find it hard to concentrate on what is being said without the words in front of them

^autistic people for the same reason

autistic people may also find it hard to interpret verbal messages within the context of the video, so it's useful to have written alternatives to fall back on

do you know how painful it is to be excluded from every joke, every video, every conversation because others just Can't Be Bothered?

some people live in a conservative household or with family who don't share the same ideals, and they may not have privacy to view things on their own, so they may need to watch things with the volume extremely low or muted

We Want To Watch Videos In Public, Dammit

feel free to add on!

as always, ableism will get you blocked (:

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

a lot of people have been saying this, so I'll go ahead and add it:

having written words in front of you when the language they're speaking isn't your primary/native tongue is very helpful for comprehension and fluency

[the-stray-liger]

Not everyone is fluent in every language and sometimes accents can make it hard to understand what is being said

[ospreyonthemoon]

The closed captioning should also be CORRECT, for all the reasons listed above. My biggest pet peeve is when there IS captions, but they simplify the wording and language to make the captions shorter and end up changing the tone entirely. Don't do that! Just caption things accurately!