The Nerd Herd

Welcome to the Nerd Herd. My name is Joey, I am 22, and my goal is to make you happy. Everyone deserves happiness. I mainly blog about fandoms and humor, but nobody actually sticks to their personal bio restrictions. If you need to vent, I'm on every day, please don't feel shy. If you're complaining about something, please Inbox me, and I'll get back to you on that. I'm subject to change, as since I'm human I'm often wrong, but don't expect me to sway too much. Other than that, I'm happy to meet you, and hope you have a marvelous rest of your life.

[timid]

there’s nothing worse than seeing someone who deserves the world and the best it offers being treated unfairly and you can see them slowly being broken

[clotpolesonly]

[starpeace]

“chancellor palpatine, sith lords are our speciality.” funniest fucking line in star wars history. obi-wan, who has never killed a sith and knows he has never killed a sith, talking about himself and a guy who is going to become a sith lord within half a week, and speaking directly to the sith lord who is going to make that guy a sith lord, with FULL fucking confidence: “sith lords are our speciality.” he says this to palpatine’s face. to his face. to darth sidious’ face. in the most condescending fucking voice. completely unaware that he is speaking directly to the sith lord, to THE sith lord, who before the week is out is going to directly fuck over his entire life’s work and everything he loves and believes in: “sith lords are our speciality.” could you be any more cringefail. actually palpatine deserved his whole victory for not bursting into laughter then and there

[starpeace]

i cannot emphasise enough that there is exactly sixty seconds between him saying this and him getting knocked fully unconscious. by a sith lord.

[bongcop]

[gnarly]

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

[stars-bean]

“When we first met, it was an evening much like this. Magic in the air. A boy.” “A girl.” “An open grave. It was my first funeral.”

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[omghotmemes]

The trickster

[coolxatu]

[sailorbrazil]

[little-sister-shotgun]

[shinyx2]

[d3dans]

[catbountry]

[memewhore]

[ratfuck]

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

[ratfuck]

direct action

[t-nwo]

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

[ratfuck]

how about you eat my shit and hair

[brunhiddensmusings]

staying true to spirit

the OG of the vicious burn

[umm-whats-going-on]

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

[do-you-have-a-flag]

here is a very good painting of Diógenes in his tub that i had the good fortune of actually seeing earlier this year

[0kkvlt]

[gnars-house]

I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

[official-cisphobe]

Diogenes also attended many of Plato’s lessons, not because he was interested or even to debate him but he would bring food with him and purposefully eat obnoxiously loud

[dirteater5000]

everyone shut up and look at this

[ahagisborn]

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

[your-wifes-boyfriend]

[thebootydiaries]

my fav thing about doctor whom is that we don’t know who the doctor is?? it’s like…who is the doctor….we literally don’t know! what an adventure. i haven’t slept in 3 days

[captainofsex-deactivated2019061]

Of course we KNOW who the Doctor is. You don’t know who the Doctor is. Stop trying to appeal to the fandom side of tumblr it’s Not Gonna Work

[thebootydiaries]

stop being mean 2 me…………i watched the movie………i like when he look in my eye with the light saver….. …

[captainofsex-deactivated2019061]

Ridiculously offensive. You’re going to FANDOM JAIL.

[thebootydiaries]

brah to what

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I talked to a young man with white hair on a boat cabin in the middle of a stormy sea. He forgot everything about himself exept for the fact that his name rhymed with ‘Time’ so he started calling himself Time.

I offered him an orange in exchange for a meaningful chat. He took the slice and told me “Nothing’s set in stone, but they’re set in a dirt road. If you roll your wagon in the same path too much it’ll soon be the only path you can take without struggling.”

[ap-kinda-lit]

THST DREAM IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SONETHING BRO

[noodles-07]

In my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil

[pinkshirtpeter]

[criticalsorcery]

I love Artagan

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

Jimmy Woo, FBI agent and certified magician.