l'idiot

he/him || "She pined in thought / And with a green and yellow melancholy / She sat like patience on a monument / Smiling at grief. Was not this love indeed?" William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night

[mr-loverbee]

my pussy may be bleeding , but deeding feeding heeding

[modogoblin]

[toastiedrawz]

tumblr can have this too

[speechlesstrend]

[mouchefska]

What If we kissed under the dinosaurs kissing statue

[libertineangel]

You would probably get hit by a car but such is the risk of love

[draincrawler]

@untitled-seven @mr-loverbee

[hoodedjelly]

some of these silly kids

[somethoughtseeds]

[missbehavior0u0]

[sixmapleleafs]

I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here

It’s so chaotic I love it

[the-privateer]

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a “sleep with one eye open” threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

[0v9]

are we not going to talk about how he launched an entire sheetcake into that man’s face, probably killing him?

[lavender-truth]

[lavender-truth]

He also collects crystals

[tenaflyviper]

I fucking love Gritty.

[gay-otlc]

I want queer people on the internet particularly young queer people to know that most topics of queer “discourse” are absolutely fine in irl queer spaces. I’ve got a friend who’s bisexual and a lesbian. The response when they said that was basically “huh. neat.” Another friend is a trans guy who doesn’t bind and wears dresses. We only comment on him wearing a dress to tell him he looks great. I’m semi-out with using he/him pronouns and my right to be a lesbian has never been questioned. The others don’t fully understand neos but respect them anyway. We’re all just trying to survive cisheteronormativity none of us give a shit about attacking each other. I promise queer spaces are not as hostile as they seem online.

[cungadero]

warrior cats is irredeemable media because those fuzzy cunts are decimating the local songbird population

[cungadero]

there should be a warrior cats book where they all get rounded up by a spay and release program and this causes a crisis about the future of the clan so they start praying to starclan to make their dicks work again and et cetera. yes i am aware that this would be awful

[lohboh]

warrior cats are already aware of neutering and they call the local vet that does it “the cutter”

[cungadero]

[cungadero]

ive been informed that the initiating event for this franchise’s first series of books is the main character not wanting to lose his nuts

[dingdongyouarewrong]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

[winkuzz]

Some silly dumb Tavros doodles I made because I love him and I care for him

also I was excited to stream more live-reading

[mr-loverbee]

damn sadness rly got me deviating from my usual musical taste huh

[mr-loverbee]

never mind putting jeff rosenstock back on im too tired for this emo bullshit

[mr-loverbee]

damn sadness rly got me deviating from my usual musical taste huh

[relelvance]

King

[formlessdemi]

Update: Elon is now trying to hide his jet activity

[formlessdemi]

Here's some fun links:

Elon Musk Jet

Jeff Bezos Jets

Bill Gates Jets

Donald Trump Jets

Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"

[magiclamd]

Reblogging for the last one because that is next gen

[hakuteeth]

Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing

[hakuteeth]

Things that actually work if u try at them:

Drinking water

No longer making self deprecating jokes

Making sure to take time out of the day to relax and take a breather

Lighting candles

Counting ur breaths in and out if ur having a panic attack

Getting up and trying to do one thing even if u can’t do everything maybe brushing ur teeth but not having the energy to shower

[justummsomeguy]

Taking a shower if you can, putting clean clothes on if you can’t, even just a clean set of pjs. Washing your face.

[o-lanterns]

A couple weeks ago I was in a major depressive slump and was feeling really detached from reality. I was trying so hard to fight it but nothing I tried worked until I realized I hadn’t listened to any happy music in almost a week.

I didn’t feel like listening to anything at all but I put on my favorite playlist anyway. Take On Me started and I finger stimmed to the keyboard riff and hummed along and by the end of the song I was smiling. A few more songs and I was fully singing along and feeling more present than I had in days.

Even if it seems small and trivial, like putting on your favorite socks or looking up pictures of kittens, it might be something you need. Of course the music didn’t solve any of the problems I was upset about, but it did help me feel like I was a person again.

[defilerwyrm]

In DBT this is called opposite action.

One of the things that DBT taught me is that, neurologically, an emotional response only lasts a few seconds, but our minds sometimes then fixate on and perpetuate that emotion. Opposite action is a way to break yourself out of that fixation and trigger a different emotional response.

The two steps before it are naming your emotion—yes, I mean just consciously identifying the emotion you’re experiencing—and figuring out if the emotion is appropriate or inappropriate (NOT right or wrong, NOT good or bad) to your current circumstances. Then you take opposite action.

I am sad. Listening to my favorite music makes me happy. I will put my favorite music on, and it won’t instantly change my mood, but it will get me there.

I am afraid. I am not in immediate danger. Talking to a loved one or trusted friend makes me feel safe. I will text them and see what they’re up to, and it won’t instantly change my mood, but it will get me there.

I am angry (I am always angry). Cuddling a dog makes me feel calm and joyful. I will sit on the couch and invite a dog to lay on top of me, and it won’t instantly change my mood, but it will get me there.

I am so angry I can’t sleep. I can’t change the thing that’s made me angry. Exercise expends my pent-up energy and releases endorphins, so it makes me feel tired and satisfied. I will put my damn pants and shoes back on, wrap my wrists, put on my boxing gloves, and wail on my punching bag until I’m worn out, and it won’t instantly change my mood, but it will get me there.

It can be a simple little thing. It can be a ritual if you want. It can be active or passive. As long as it breaks through and helps you feel something else.