MeatyVegan

[mr-meatyvegan]

Feeling flirty but too awkward to flirt. That's my life.

[glumshoe]

“You are what you eat,” said The Blue Fairy, unwisely.

Pinnocchio turned sly eyes upon the elementary school.

[verytiredtorin]

Op do you take constructive criticism

[glumshoe]

Sure. Name one way I could have improved my two-sentence horror fanfic.

[iguanamouth]

Consider: crabs.... but with paws

dont touch

[iguanamouth]

YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mr-meatyvegan]

Drunk thoughts

It's funny how one minute someone is engaged in s conversation with you, then suddenly stops talking, then picks up the convo 12 hours later like nothing happened.

[ayasmeme-deactivated20170527]

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

She’s looking out for you today

[tentacleteapot]

she’ll never fucking take me alive, I don’t fear her anymore

[decadentcryptid]

[richassness]

90s babies we’re getting old

[inso-uciant]

i don’t want to talk about it

[mr-meatyvegan]

Fuck it

I fucking hate myself.

[sunnyandpositive]

[spacettf]

With my heart and soul by DeepSkyColors on Flickr.

[best-of-memes]

[leadthefuckingway-deactivated20]

Colin Mochrie is the undisputable fucking king of Improv

[sweaterkittensahoy]

The newscaster puns are a whole different level.

[wonderstruck]

It really drives me insane that I don’t know how people feel about me. Like am I nice??? Am I funny???? Am I mean???? Am I rude??? Am I obnoxious??? Am I dumb???? What am I????????????????????

[dankmemeuniversity]

[spacettf]

Horse head nebula (IC 434) by bino_george on Flickr.

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[toastbutteregg]

MICROSOFT EXCEL

[studentmadeofmelanin]

Lmao

[hopethisisokay]

“One day I’ll learn that you don’t really care. I hope it’s soon because I don’t know if I can deal with another night alone wondering when I’m going to hear from you again.”

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