A Ho's stuff?

Just a normal guy, with a lot of random ass interests. I love cute and romantic stuff, anime, cats, and the occasional science post. All of which can be expected here in sporadic amounts ~ Also I occasionally spam jumping spiders, sharks, or cats. Just as a forewarning.

[hitmewithcute]

Two kitties with Cerebellar Hyperplasia. Essentially they just wobble in unison, but can still enjoy life to the fullest with one another

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[carswinky]

[rodrickheffeley]

licherally nobody is doing it like him

[oddeyefrog-remade]

if i may:

[notanandalitebandit]

An icon

[coolyo294]

[bunniope]

[charlesoberonn]

It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong.

[memory-thought]

I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid.

[charlesoberonn]

You can see the inside of the cardboard though.

This isn’t a real door, it’s a prop from a movie or TV set.

[notaboyscout]

it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA.

[charlesoberonn]

[queen-of-dirt]

y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows

[charlesoberonn]

If I kicked my bedroom door I’d more likely break my foot than the door.

[charlesoberonn]

I always thought people punching through doors or shoving people through doors was just from the movies. Doors in my country are generally solid planks of wood, a polymer of sorts, or metal.

[morphimus]

American homes are made extremely cheaply and aren’t built to last.

Steam from hot showers seeps into wall which are not treated to handle moisture, and mold grows in the walls.

Almost every wall or floor is made out of plywood.

Flimsy roofing that can withstand a run of the mill heavy storm, but not much more than that.

Weak foundations that wouldn’t hold up at all if it weren’t for how light and plywood-y the overall house is.

Not every American house is this shitty in all of these ways, but the vast majority of them are, and almost all of them have at least one of these problems. Even rich people’s homes.

Read this article.

https://dengarden.com/misc/American-Houses-and-Bad-Quality

Then watch this video.

[the-pump-king-deactivated202206]

Are we just ignoring this original post was about the OP looking for Elf Pussy or are we just totally past that?

[ryderdai]

It’s already been answered that there is no elf pussy here, so why dwell? 🤷🏾‍♂️

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[icanspeaktocats]

I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.

[mwagneto]

reaction pics everyone will still understand even with the text removed

[mwagneto]

more

[sherlock-is-ace]

If I might add...

[damn-shawty]

may i add

[palenoface]

[hurleyquinnzel]

[bluestone-alley]

[korrashaircut]

modern hieroglyphics

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[cryptspren-moved]

I t s b a c k

[vampsquash-deactivated20231229]

IS THIS THE ORIGINAL OMG

[c0ffeekitten]

A loaf a day makes everything okay

[omghotmemes]

Now that is a game changer.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Untitled Elephant Game: coming 2020

[sketchdeath]

whippet

[charleythehouseplant]

This sign can’t stop me because I can’t read

[tinderfinds]

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to me.

[gay-jesus-probably]

for y’all who are also bad at math but too lazy to bust out a calculator: 45 weeks is eleven months, just to make it clear how much she’s fucking with him

[catmeme-moved]

What's your favorite weird and/or little-known animal?

him

a golden mole

[kiwi]

oh???

OH???!?!?

[cutecornflakes]

Cat’s first impressions of the snow

[adriheavymetal]

Michael Myers 😄😄 🔪 🔪 😂 😏

[d-structive]

I want a movie EXACTLY like this one. With soundtrack and all.

[mars-ipan]

THIS IS THE SUPREME HORROR MOVIE IDEA

[z-o-m-b-i-e-d-e-a-d]

[circlesofcircles]

Inktober day 6

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