Retreival Specialist. Hitter. Chef.

Parker made me make this. ask questions i guess.

[mr-punchy]

Rules:

Do:

-Send asks, obviously. They can be silly or serious or mean or nsfw or literally whatever.

-Send them to Eliot. If you wanna talk to me my mailing address is @a-very-distinctive-blog

-Send them as another character if you feel like it!

Don't:

Ask me that. Because if you ask me, I'm gonna tell you. So please don't ask me.

Take it too seriously. There will be headcanons. There will be inconsistency. It’s for fun.

other important points

all of Redemption is fair game. i am fully caught up. (as of lev red season 3)

-if i don't know how to answer an ask it might sit in my inbox for an undisclosed amount of time-

Minors DNI. i allow nsfw questions so minors will be blocked.

Please remember there's is still a real person behind the screen. there is such a thing as "too much"

(The format and a bullet point is stolen. i wasn't going to come up with all this myself.)

Nate: @functioning-god-complex

Parker: @crimeisfun

Sophie: @watchmebecomeher

Tara: @thebestlieisthetruth

Hardison: @cgi-yoda-hater

Jack Hurley: @circle-of-crime

Harry: @lawhound57

Quinn: @definitely-not-eliot

Sterling: @inyourtrunk

Breanna: @fuckyeahspiritsruse

Astrid: @interpol-is-a-real-thing

Arthur Wilde: @indiana-wilde

This is not a group project, this is just a bunch of different people having fun

[mr-punchy]

Whats the likelihood that you actually have kids out there you dont know about?

....... I practice safe sex

[mr-punchy]

///after my short hiatus turning his notifications BACK ON!!! come ask eliot stuff!!!

[functioning-god-complex]

If it’s the “age of the geek,” why isn’t the “algorithm” smart enough to take me to my wife’s blog when I forget what it’s called and type in her name instead? Huh? Checkmate, @cgi-yoda-hater

[cgi-yoda-hater]

Dude. Do you know how many Sophie Devereaux’s there are? For someone like me, this isn’t a problem because I know which Sophie you’re looking for. An algorithm doesn’t

It’s the age of the geek bc I can fix anything, not that computers in general can

[watchmebecomeher]

Rather flattering to be told I've outwitted the internet ...

[mr-punchy]

Isn't it a good thing Nate couldn't find Sophie? Hardison's code to keep us off the grid or whatever.

[mr-punchy]

Are you doing anything fun for Valentine's Day?

nah. if Parker an' Hardison want to do anything I might join them. or get roped into cooking for it again.

But I got nothin' planned myself. Maybe watch the olympics if i got the time.

[mr-punchy]

What's one thing you're thankful for, and one thing you're NOT thankful for?

I believe this was supposed to be for thanksgiving but i was busy on a job or.....something so...... anyway.

I'm thankful for the team. And everything they do for the people we fight for.

something i'm not thankful for?

hmm. the system that made us have to exist. and the need for Leverage international.

I'm glad we exist. but the fact that we do is because of the rot in the system.

[huck-bery]

Hello, Mr. Quinn! We'd love to have you come and visit us here in New Orleans. If you and Eliot can keep the blood loss to a minimum, that is. - Sophie (@watchmebecomeher)

Well, hello to you too.

Haven't been to New Orleans in years, could be fun. Can't promise there wont be any at all, you know how Spencer is, and what's a little bloodshed between comrades?

Let me check my schedule, I'm a very busy man after all.

[watchmebecomeher]

@mr-punchy Mr. Quinn might be coming by soon. I thought you might appreciate a warning.

[mr-punchy]

hm. haven't seen him in a while.... hope he hasn't gotten rusty.

[stompmesqueezeme]

Never underestimate the power of just irritating the fuck outta your mark to get them to do what you want

[functioning-god-complex]

trick or treat?

i haven't done halloween in a while.

- @mr-punchy

I hope you’re not expecting another sword. That’s not happening again, not after I had to explain your swathe of destruction to Cora.

[mr-punchy]

.........

y' know what. that's kinda awesome.

*chomp*

also. that was one chair.

[watchmebecomeher]

My lawyer (@lawhound57) has advised me to make a statement.

[lawhound57]

For the record, the rest of the team was not in Paris, either.

[mr-punchy]

don't we.... we have a leverage international team in Paris.

@cgi-yoda-hater hey. have you heard from the voleur team lately?

[cgi-yoda-hater]

I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of the voleur team at the Louvre yesterday.

However, I can say that I know @crimeisfun would have trained them better than to drop a piece during the getaway.

[fuckyeahspiritsruse]

if I dropped a piece like that she'd have me hang upside down until I got better

speaking of which, has anyone heard from Tara recently? @thebestlieisthetruth

of course I'm sure she was not in Paris either

[crimeisfun]

Hardison is right. None of our teams would be that sloppy. Or if they did somehow get in over their head like that, they'd reach out and I haven't heard anything.

[lawhound57]

Have we considered that if somebody did drop a piece during the getaway, they probably feel really embarrassed about it? And that they might have only attempted the job in the first place because a certain thief of their acquaintance dared them to prove that after several years of hard work they had truly earned the title of 'jaunty cat burglar'? And that they could rob a museum by themself this time without getting caught? I mean, they might not have even had a chance yet to return their very intimidating teammate's power tools, yet. I imagine they're probably feeling really silly right about now and a maybe even little bit sensitive about it. Maybe even a little bit nervous. They might have even cried

[mr-punchy]

You're dancing the line of hypothetical.

You said you were borrowing my tools for fixing your garage door.

been a few days. I better get those back soon......

[watchmebecomeher]

My lawyer (@lawhound57) has advised me to make a statement.

[lawhound57]

For the record, the rest of the team was not in Paris, either.

[mr-punchy]

don't we.... we have a leverage international team in Paris.

@cgi-yoda-hater hey. have you heard from the voleur team lately?

[cgi-yoda-hater]

I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of the voleur team at the Louvre yesterday.

However, I can say that I know @crimeisfun would have trained them better than to drop a piece during the getaway.

[fuckyeahspiritsruse]

if I dropped a piece like that she'd have me hang upside down until I got better

speaking of which, has anyone heard from Tara recently? @thebestlieisthetruth

of course I'm sure she was not in Paris either

[crimeisfun]

Hardison is right. None of our teams would be that sloppy. Or if they did somehow get in over their head like that, they'd reach out and I haven't heard anything.

[watchmebecomeher]

My lawyer (@lawhound57) has advised me to make a statement.

[lawhound57]

For the record, the rest of the team was not in Paris, either.

[mr-punchy]

don't we.... we have a leverage international team in Paris.

@cgi-yoda-hater hey. have you heard from the voleur team lately?

[rainy-autumn-day]

Autumn Asks

1. Apple pie: what’s cooking? (Or planned to cook?)  

2. Chilly air: are you a warm weather or cold weather person?

3.Misty mornings: what time do you wake up? What for?

4.Oversized sweaters: what sweater weather outfit are you looking forward to wearing?

5. Carved pumpkins: what holidays (popular or pagan) are you celebrating this fall?

6.Ghost stories: what books are you reading?

7. Hot coffee: what’s your drink this fall?

8. Cold hands: anyone to hold them?

9.Spooky shadows: any increased spiritual activity?

10. Crunchy leaves: what’s your favorite noise/sound to hear?  

11.Scented candles: 5 favorite smells you love?

12.Hurricanes: what do you do on rainy days?

13.Cinnamon: what are your favorite spices?

14.Boots: Favorite pair of shoes/boots you own?

15. Monster masks: what’s your makeup/morning routine?

16 Black cat: what pets do you have/want?

17.September: What’s your favorite kind of weather?

18.October: Did you go trick-or-treating on Halloween when you were younger?

19.Pumpkins: Have you ever carved a jack-o-lantern?

20.Leaves: When the leaves change, what color looks the prettiest?

21.Rain: Do you wear a Raincoat or carry an Umbrella?

22.Caramel Apples: Favorite Halloween candy?

23.Candles: What’s your favorite way to cozy up on a rainy autumn day?

24.Pumpkin Pie: Share your favorite autumn recipe.

25.Apple Cider: Do you drink your apple cider hot or cold?

26.Wind: Have you ever been outside your own country during Autumn? Tell us about your experience.

27.Books: What was the last book you read?

28.Socks: What kind of socks do you like? Do you wear matching socks, fuzzy socks, tall socks, or no socks?

29.Coat: Is Autumn your favorite season?

30.Jacket: how do you feel about pumpkin flavoured things in general?

31.Gloves: Is the weather finally feeling more like autumn where you are now?

32.Campfire: Do you like going outdoors for activities like camping, hiking, or mountain biking?

33.Mini pumpkins:Best pumpkin design I’ve ever carved/plan on carving

34.Forest: What are five of your favorite things about autumn?

35.hoodie: how different was your life five years ago?

36. Tea: Favorite scary story or legend

37.Spices: Favorite character from a Halloween movie

38.Maze: Have you ever gone to a corn maze?

39.Haunted hayrides: Tell a spooky campfire story (if you have one)

40. Boo: Do you believe in ghosts? If so, have you ever had an experience?

41.color: If you live in a climate where the trees change colors, do you like walking/driving around and looking at them?

42.Lights: Do you decorate your home for Halloween?

43. Party: Do you hand out candy on Halloween, have/attend parties, or do something else?

44. Movies: Favorite scary movie

45.Novel:Favorite spooky novel

Please come & drop me a couple numbers and then reblog so you can play too

[mr-punchy]

You generally don't kill anything these days, except hours. But there was that incident with Chapman, after the whole redemption process had been going for a few years.

Is there anyone still out there you'd feel comfortable taking out for good? And if so why?

......

I- I would like to say no. I wish I could say no.

But there's a few.

I won't. I'm not that anymore.

Let's jus' say. I wouldn't be torn up about it if i got a call from the San Lorenzo prison sayin' Moreau kicked the bucket.

[mr-punchy]

Mr. Spencer, how do you keep track of all the distinctive things you know? You seem to be able to recognize "very distinctive" things so easily, how do you keep them all organized in your head?

I don't got a unlimited array of knowledge. I've been through a lot. seen a lot.

It's closer to deja vu than anythin' really.

I've seen it before. So i recognize it.

[mr-punchy]

I don't understand it either, honestly. let's go with "favourite violent moment?" because that seems potentially fun.

Follow up to this

I can't really pinpoint a 'favorite'. It all melds together after a while.

can't say I don't enjoy the adrenaline rush though.

[armthearmour]

A remarkable Dagger with a copper blade and Soapstone hilt carved in the form of a serpent,

OaL: 11.8 in/30 cm

Iran, ca. 2600-2400 BC, housed at the Musée du Louvre.

[lapsangsouchong52]

Fairly sure Parker would love to steal this for Eliot (if she hasn't already, and replaced it with a copy 😉). Care to comment, @crimeisfun?

[crimeisfun]

@mr-punchy, any interest?

[mr-punchy]

Hmm. i don't have one like that in my collection. it'd be cool to have. weights prob'ly not any good anymore, so it'd be just for show.

but unlike you and Soph I don't really steal just to steal.

...

If it ends up in your possession I won't ask where you got it from.