we are the devil's children

the exciting life of frankie 

[wifehaver103947]

[kibumkim]

The patriarchy won lmao

[disgracedmilfman]

Evergreen

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[scorchroots]

I've never loved anyone as much as I love Ursula Le Guin

[e-102]

need this on my blog

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[beleester]

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

[catgirltoes]

[video description: a person says into the camera "I'm in the ancient city of Alexandria."

A picture of Alexandria pops up and he says "Not that one."

A different Alexandria pops up and he says "Not that one."

A different Alexandria pops up and he says "Not that one."

A different Alexandria pops up and he says "No, not that one."

A different Alexandria pops up and he says "Not that one."

A different Alexandria pops up and he says "Definitely not that one."

A different Alexandria pops up and he says "Not that one."

A different Alexandria pops up and he says "Not that one."

A different Alexandria pops up and he says "Not that one."

A different Alexandria pops up and he says "Not that one."

A different Alexandria pops up and he says "Not that one."

A different Alexandria pops up and he says "Not that one."

A different Alexandria pops up and he says "Not that one."

A different Alexandria pops up and he says "That one."

He looks around and says "I forgot what I was gonna say."

End description]

[actualized-animal]

being anti-divorce is so fucking bonkers to me like yeah i think you're morally obligated to stay with some shithead who you hate forever. this is a normal and healthy thing to believe. let's have kids together and force them to grow up being raised by two people who hate each other. yeah this might fuck them up mentally during the most formative years of their life but it's the morally righteous thing to do. if there's one thing god loves it's traumatized children. i'm getting into heaven for sure

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

BORN TO IGNORE NOTIFICATIONS MEMORY IS A FUCK ショートメール Forget them all 2025 I am didn't reply man 454 157 892 348 UNREAD MESSAGES

[spacemancharisma]

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

[amvs]

ppl who don’t make an effort to listen to their partner(s) abt their interests bc they “don’t like it” scare me

[amvs]

exactly. it’s not about whether you like it or understand it. it’s about sharing their joy and learning about who they are.

[amvs]

Real and true

[transgarnets]

This one time my friend started explaining some general relativity stuff to me and she went on for LITERAL HOURS. Like I'm not that big on GR but she was so happy about it and it was amazing to listen to. Besides, I am also a certified yapper. If I can't find joy in the yap of others then how can I expect them to find joy in mine?

[ortut]

Natsuki Uematsu (1, 2) - Relationship with People and Things, 2016

[pmpkn]

Gameboy peripheral PediSedate was designed for dentists and dosed kids with nitrous oxide as they played games.

[defective-replicant-deactivated]

Time to enter the ＧＡＭＥＲ ＺＯＮＥ

[theindefinitejames]

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

[fakegeekguy]

Do you know about the fish finding sonar?

[britnxyspears]

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly

[microposting]

people went to war over this show

[sanrio-stud]

who suffered more?

Pearl

jesus christ

Voting ended onApr 10

[queer-adhd]

Revolting little machine I hope someone guy fawkeses you too.

(Context: was trying to find the text of a version of the Guy Fawkes poem which ends 'are we glad that they stopped him or not?' Was not expecting this thing to run defence for the UK parliament 400 years ago)

[queer-adhd]

Btw, if you ever wanted an indicator of the ideological censorship that now exists, and how pervasive it has become? The poem I was looking for, with its implication that maybe it might not have been a bad thing to blow up parliament way back when, was published in a children's book two decades ago. Without incident. Now I can't even SEARCH for that poem without receiving a telling off for its contents.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

[sweetoothgirl]

Black Sesame Milk

[prrb]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[abyssalaquarist00]

pick up that non-fiction book

[abyssalaquarist00]

not all of us can live in fantasy 100% the time like i see some people on here do and it's refreshing to learn something new. its been philosophy, essays, and history for me and i feel much more at home on planet Earth for it knowing that people have been struggling and wishing similarly for millenia.

its not that fiction doesnt have its place, its important and healthy to exercise the imagination, but non-fiction can do so much to boost and supplement that. if not for yourself, for your art or for the people you're around

[abyssalaquarist00]

"representation matters!" but you wont read or engage with non-fiction works about any demographic outside your own

[abyssalaquarist00]

this version of the post doesnt seem to be getting much traction but this is arguably the most important reason why we should be reading nonfiction in addition to fiction

[mewwon]

i feel like we really don’t need a million pride flags. it gives hogwarts houses and sweatshop temu accessories. it gives sense of identity through consumerism. it gives those pic art avatars fuckk whatever they’re called from 2019. and most importantly its unchic