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hi this is my humor blog. My main one is black and white.

[shinimegami]

[thestormscrolls]

no way in hell am i passing this up

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a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.

[spooooky-sluuuuuuut]

Can I put this on scholarship apps?

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Vj-gif

[wusreallygoodie]

[nikewhore-deactivated20140304]

I FEEL HER

[mr-ratsclass]

Card cred goes 2 this pperson 

but then edi it more and stufff 

[chicagno]

RULES OF FASHION

you think it’s pretty?

wear it

[tangentswithsmoke-deactivated20]

You are so pretty

thank you for saying so. (:

[mr-ratsclass]

Truuuu

[tangentswithsmoke-deactivated20]

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I HAVE NO SHAME OH DEAR JESUS WHAT IS MY FACE

[mr-ratsclass]

Whahahahah

[sofibee137]

[hushpeeps]

We need this in Chicago

[castielssmartphone-deactivated2]

Chicago Warming Center Locations.

[cognitivedissonance]

Baltimore and Chicago readers, be aware!

Not in either city? Reblog with your locations info, too.

[stillhidden]

Hotline #:

Baltimore: 410-433-5175 for Baltimore Area Homeless Shelters 24-Hour Hotline

Boston: 617-534-2526 for Friends of Boston’s Homeless or dial 311

Chicago: 311

Detroit: 1-800-274-3583 and 1-800-343-4427 (starting on Monday at 6 a.m.)

Kansas City, Mo.: 816-474-4599

New York City: 311

Milwaukee: 211

Minneapolis: 211

Philadelphia: 215-232-1984 for the Project HOME Homeless Outreach Hotline

Portland: 211

Richmond: 211

San Francisco: 311

Seattle: 211

St. Louis: 314-802-5444 for the Housing Resource Center hotline (between 8 a.m. and 8 p.m., Mon-Friday)

Thunder Bay, Ontario: 807-620-7678 for the SOS team (operates between 2 p.m. and 2 a.m.)

Toronto: 311

Washington, D.C.: 1-800-535-7252 for the Hypothermia Hotline

[fart-patio-deactivated20160330]

Signal boost.

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[stonersbeingsoldiers]

Holy shit, okay so this is hard to say because I don’t want 200 people going “what? you were going to? no you weren’t, you just want attention” but tonight I felt like shit, like utter shit and no one answered their phones and no one replied to my messages and just it got hard to be alone.. while scrolling down my feed I saw this and I just sat here for a good ten minutes deciding that.. you know what.. this is.. i can’t kill myself tonight.. so even if it doesn’t really go with your blog theme, I think you should really reblog it, because you could just save some messed up kid like me. Thank you, to the person I reblogged this off, you’ve saved my life and you don’t even know me. xxx if anyone ever wants to talk or some shit, and just no ones answering? well.. I have an askbox if you want it. I love you all pretties. xx

[skeletal-stoner]

~

[shatter-the-darkness]

There will never be a day when I won’t reblog this if I see it on my dash. It might just save someone’s life. I’m here for everyone, doesn’t matter if you follow me or not. If you need someone to talk to I will be there for you.

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[togifs]

Extreme Paper, Rock, Scissors.

[bluedragonkaiser]

I think this is how Mario Party games are inspired.

[mr-ratsclass]

Y

[mr-ratsclass]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sniffling]

gotta go fast

[vivelagnorcs-blog]

[niknak79]

[death-by-lulz]

niknak79:

Car pooling

[neopoints]

*suburban mom voice* I have a coupon

[theirs-deactivated20140714]

20 drunk teens say grace

[theirs-deactivated20140714]

i want my senior pic to be of me and lil b