Ask Tiamat

Goddess of chaos and Gozer's big sister (Fuck you Gozer)

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Wow! A lot of people showed up to this party… jeez..

[secretary-melnitz]

Wouldn’t miss it for anything. Here.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: We're here too MelissaIstillgotthegenderrevealfireworks>:)

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

No gender reveal fireworks B. I don’t want you setting the park on fire.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Samhain: Boogie please, listen to her.

Boogie: >:)

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

B!!!

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: Okay :(

[dana-barrett-gb]

I hope I’m not late.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

you aren't! hello Ms Barrett!

[dana-barrett-gb]

Hello… Mellisa, yes? Congratulations.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: I'm sorry, who are you???

[dana-barrett-gb]

Dana Barrett. Maybe you know Peter Venkman? My husband?

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: YOU MARRIED PETER?!?!

[dana-barrett-gb]

…Yes? Should I not have?

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: HE WAS PRATICALLY BANGING EVERY WOMAN HE SAW WHEN I MET HIM- *gets blasted by Samhain*

Samhain: I'm so sorry, ma'am! My husband, he doesn't have a filter, you see!

[dana-barrett-gb]

It’s not his fault.

...

Well…

I can’t say I’m surprised. There was a period of time when we weren’t together.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: .....

Boogie: I kinda feel bad now-

[dana-barrett-gb]

Don’t feel bad. Like I said, we were broken up for a while.

[ask-morfran]

Morfran: @ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain Mama! Dad! I'm here-

Morfran: Oh no, did I drop at the wrong time???

[dana-barrett-gb]

…Who’s this?

[ask-morfran]

Morfran: I'm Oscar's friend :D (alsoBoogieandSamhainaremydads)

[dana-barrett-gb]

Well, it’s lovely to meet you. I’m Oscar’s mother, Dana.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Well this is turning out nicely! I wonder if Tiamat is showing up…

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: hey...

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Hey!! It’s nice you showed up.

[ask-gozer]

Hello sister.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Yay, you're here anywaysi'mgoingtothebartodrinkmyselftodeath

[ask-gozer]

No. Stay.

Please.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH-

Tiamat: Fine.

[ask-gozer]

Thank you.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Yeah, yeah-

Tiamat: Where's the rest of your los- friends?

[ask-gozer]

over here, c'mon.

[vigo-thecarpathian]

..Hi.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: What's up bitch?/j

[vigo-thecarpathian]

I'm happy for Gozer and Melissa. Fairly certain I'm gonna get named godfather of the baby, but that's out of my control.

You look well.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Cool👍

[vigo-thecarpathian]

How's... how's it been for you?

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Vigo, my sister banished me to a dimension with only pitch darkness and the smell of decay; how do you think its been for me?

[vigo-thecarpathian]

Well, considering you're back now, I assumed you'd been back for a while and just leaving us alone. Or maybe, you know, I was trying to make conversation.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Whatever.... I'm gonna get myself a drink.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Wow! A lot of people showed up to this party… jeez..

[secretary-melnitz]

Wouldn’t miss it for anything. Here.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: We're here too MelissaIstillgotthegenderrevealfireworks>:)

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

No gender reveal fireworks B. I don’t want you setting the park on fire.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Samhain: Boogie please, listen to her.

Boogie: >:)

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

B!!!

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: Okay :(

[dana-barrett-gb]

I hope I’m not late.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

you aren't! hello Ms Barrett!

[dana-barrett-gb]

Hello… Mellisa, yes? Congratulations.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: I'm sorry, who are you???

[dana-barrett-gb]

Dana Barrett. Maybe you know Peter Venkman? My husband?

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: YOU MARRIED PETER?!?!

[dana-barrett-gb]

…Yes? Should I not have?

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: HE WAS PRATICALLY BANGING EVERY WOMAN HE SAW WHEN I MET HIM- *gets blasted by Samhain*

Samhain: I'm so sorry, ma'am! My husband, he doesn't have a filter, you see!

[dana-barrett-gb]

It’s not his fault.

...

Well…

I can’t say I’m surprised. There was a period of time when we weren’t together.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: .....

Boogie: I kinda feel bad now-

[dana-barrett-gb]

Don’t feel bad. Like I said, we were broken up for a while.

[ask-morfran]

Morfran: @ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain Mama! Dad! I'm here-

Morfran: Oh no, did I drop at the wrong time???

[dana-barrett-gb]

…Who’s this?

[ask-morfran]

Morfran: I'm Oscar's friend :D (alsoBoogieandSamhainaremydads)

[dana-barrett-gb]

Well, it’s lovely to meet you. I’m Oscar’s mother, Dana.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Well this is turning out nicely! I wonder if Tiamat is showing up…

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: hey...

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Hey!! It’s nice you showed up.

[ask-gozer]

Hello sister.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Yay, you're here anywaysi'mgoingtothebartodrinkmyselftodeath

[ask-gozer]

No. Stay.

Please.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH-

Tiamat: Fine.

[ask-gozer]

Thank you.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Yeah, yeah-

Tiamat: Where's the rest of your los- friends?

[ask-gozer]

over here, c'mon.

[vigo-thecarpathian]

..Hi.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: What's up bitch?/j

[vigo-thecarpathian]

I'm happy for Gozer and Melissa. Fairly certain I'm gonna get named godfather of the baby, but that's out of my control.

You look well.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Cool👍

[vigo-thecarpathian]

How's... how's it been for you?

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Vigo, my sister banished me to a dimension with only pitch darkness and the smell of decay; how do you think its been for me?

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Wow! A lot of people showed up to this party… jeez..

[secretary-melnitz]

Wouldn’t miss it for anything. Here.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: We're here too MelissaIstillgotthegenderrevealfireworks>:)

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

No gender reveal fireworks B. I don’t want you setting the park on fire.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Samhain: Boogie please, listen to her.

Boogie: >:)

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

B!!!

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: Okay :(

[dana-barrett-gb]

I hope I’m not late.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

you aren't! hello Ms Barrett!

[dana-barrett-gb]

Hello… Mellisa, yes? Congratulations.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: I'm sorry, who are you???

[dana-barrett-gb]

Dana Barrett. Maybe you know Peter Venkman? My husband?

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: YOU MARRIED PETER?!?!

[dana-barrett-gb]

…Yes? Should I not have?

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: HE WAS PRATICALLY BANGING EVERY WOMAN HE SAW WHEN I MET HIM- *gets blasted by Samhain*

Samhain: I'm so sorry, ma'am! My husband, he doesn't have a filter, you see!

[dana-barrett-gb]

It’s not his fault.

...

Well…

I can’t say I’m surprised. There was a period of time when we weren’t together.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: .....

Boogie: I kinda feel bad now-

[dana-barrett-gb]

Don’t feel bad. Like I said, we were broken up for a while.

[ask-morfran]

Morfran: @ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain Mama! Dad! I'm here-

Morfran: Oh no, did I drop at the wrong time???

[dana-barrett-gb]

…Who’s this?

[ask-morfran]

Morfran: I'm Oscar's friend :D (alsoBoogieandSamhainaremydads)

[dana-barrett-gb]

Well, it’s lovely to meet you. I’m Oscar’s mother, Dana.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Well this is turning out nicely! I wonder if Tiamat is showing up…

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: hey...

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Hey!! It’s nice you showed up.

[ask-gozer]

Hello sister.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Yay, you're here anywaysi'mgoingtothebartodrinkmyselftodeath

[ask-gozer]

No. Stay.

Please.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH-

Tiamat: Fine.

[ask-gozer]

Thank you.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Yeah, yeah-

Tiamat: Where's the rest of your los- friends?

[ask-gozer]

over here, c'mon.

[vigo-thecarpathian]

..Hi.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: What's up bitch?/j

[vigo-thecarpathian]

I'm happy for Gozer and Melissa. Fairly certain I'm gonna get named godfather of the baby, but that's out of my control.

You look well.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Cool👍

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Wow! A lot of people showed up to this party… jeez..

[secretary-melnitz]

Wouldn’t miss it for anything. Here.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: We're here too MelissaIstillgotthegenderrevealfireworks>:)

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

No gender reveal fireworks B. I don’t want you setting the park on fire.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Samhain: Boogie please, listen to her.

Boogie: >:)

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

B!!!

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: Okay :(

[dana-barrett-gb]

I hope I’m not late.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

you aren't! hello Ms Barrett!

[dana-barrett-gb]

Hello… Mellisa, yes? Congratulations.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: I'm sorry, who are you???

[dana-barrett-gb]

Dana Barrett. Maybe you know Peter Venkman? My husband?

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: YOU MARRIED PETER?!?!

[dana-barrett-gb]

…Yes? Should I not have?

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: HE WAS PRATICALLY BANGING EVERY WOMAN HE SAW WHEN I MET HIM- *gets blasted by Samhain*

Samhain: I'm so sorry, ma'am! My husband, he doesn't have a filter, you see!

[dana-barrett-gb]

It’s not his fault.

...

Well…

I can’t say I’m surprised. There was a period of time when we weren’t together.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: .....

Boogie: I kinda feel bad now-

[dana-barrett-gb]

Don’t feel bad. Like I said, we were broken up for a while.

[ask-morfran]

Morfran: @ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain Mama! Dad! I'm here-

Morfran: Oh no, did I drop at the wrong time???

[dana-barrett-gb]

…Who’s this?

[ask-morfran]

Morfran: I'm Oscar's friend :D (alsoBoogieandSamhainaremydads)

[dana-barrett-gb]

Well, it’s lovely to meet you. I’m Oscar’s mother, Dana.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Well this is turning out nicely! I wonder if Tiamat is showing up…

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: hey...

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Hey!! It’s nice you showed up.

[ask-gozer]

Hello sister.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Yay, you're here anywaysi'mgoingtothebartodrinkmyselftodeath

[ask-gozer]

No. Stay.

Please.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH-

Tiamat: Fine.

[ask-gozer]

Thank you.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Yeah, yeah-

Tiamat: Where's the rest of your los- friends?

[ask-gozer]

over here, c'mon.

[vigo-thecarpathian]

..Hi.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: What's up bitch?/j

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Wow! A lot of people showed up to this party… jeez..

[secretary-melnitz]

Wouldn’t miss it for anything. Here.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: We're here too MelissaIstillgotthegenderrevealfireworks>:)

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

No gender reveal fireworks B. I don’t want you setting the park on fire.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Samhain: Boogie please, listen to her.

Boogie: >:)

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

B!!!

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: Okay :(

[dana-barrett-gb]

I hope I’m not late.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

you aren't! hello Ms Barrett!

[dana-barrett-gb]

Hello… Mellisa, yes? Congratulations.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: I'm sorry, who are you???

[dana-barrett-gb]

Dana Barrett. Maybe you know Peter Venkman? My husband?

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: YOU MARRIED PETER?!?!

[dana-barrett-gb]

…Yes? Should I not have?

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: HE WAS PRATICALLY BANGING EVERY WOMAN HE SAW WHEN I MET HIM- *gets blasted by Samhain*

Samhain: I'm so sorry, ma'am! My husband, he doesn't have a filter, you see!

[dana-barrett-gb]

It’s not his fault.

...

Well…

I can’t say I’m surprised. There was a period of time when we weren’t together.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: .....

Boogie: I kinda feel bad now-

[dana-barrett-gb]

Don’t feel bad. Like I said, we were broken up for a while.

[ask-morfran]

Morfran: @ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain Mama! Dad! I'm here-

Morfran: Oh no, did I drop at the wrong time???

[dana-barrett-gb]

…Who’s this?

[ask-morfran]

Morfran: I'm Oscar's friend :D (alsoBoogieandSamhainaremydads)

[dana-barrett-gb]

Well, it’s lovely to meet you. I’m Oscar’s mother, Dana.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Well this is turning out nicely! I wonder if Tiamat is showing up…

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: hey...

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Hey!! It’s nice you showed up.

[ask-gozer]

Hello sister.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Yay, you're here anywaysi'mgoingtothebartodrinkmyselftodeath

[ask-gozer]

No. Stay.

Please.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH-

Tiamat: Fine.

[ask-gozer]

Thank you.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Yeah, yeah-

Tiamat: Where's the rest of your los- friends?

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Wow! A lot of people showed up to this party… jeez..

[secretary-melnitz]

Wouldn’t miss it for anything. Here.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: We're here too MelissaIstillgotthegenderrevealfireworks>:)

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

No gender reveal fireworks B. I don’t want you setting the park on fire.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Samhain: Boogie please, listen to her.

Boogie: >:)

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

B!!!

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: Okay :(

[dana-barrett-gb]

I hope I’m not late.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

you aren't! hello Ms Barrett!

[dana-barrett-gb]

Hello… Mellisa, yes? Congratulations.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: I'm sorry, who are you???

[dana-barrett-gb]

Dana Barrett. Maybe you know Peter Venkman? My husband?

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: YOU MARRIED PETER?!?!

[dana-barrett-gb]

…Yes? Should I not have?

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: HE WAS PRATICALLY BANGING EVERY WOMAN HE SAW WHEN I MET HIM- *gets blasted by Samhain*

Samhain: I'm so sorry, ma'am! My husband, he doesn't have a filter, you see!

[dana-barrett-gb]

It’s not his fault.

...

Well…

I can’t say I’m surprised. There was a period of time when we weren’t together.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: .....

Boogie: I kinda feel bad now-

[dana-barrett-gb]

Don’t feel bad. Like I said, we were broken up for a while.

[ask-morfran]

Morfran: @ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain Mama! Dad! I'm here-

Morfran: Oh no, did I drop at the wrong time???

[dana-barrett-gb]

…Who’s this?

[ask-morfran]

Morfran: I'm Oscar's friend :D (alsoBoogieandSamhainaremydads)

[dana-barrett-gb]

Well, it’s lovely to meet you. I’m Oscar’s mother, Dana.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Well this is turning out nicely! I wonder if Tiamat is showing up…

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: hey...

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Hey!! It’s nice you showed up.

[ask-gozer]

Hello sister.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Yay, you're here anywaysi'mgoingtothebartodrinkmyselftodeath

[ask-gozer]

No. Stay.

Please.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH-

Tiamat: Fine.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Wow! A lot of people showed up to this party… jeez..

[secretary-melnitz]

Wouldn’t miss it for anything. Here.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: We're here too MelissaIstillgotthegenderrevealfireworks>:)

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

No gender reveal fireworks B. I don’t want you setting the park on fire.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Samhain: Boogie please, listen to her.

Boogie: >:)

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

B!!!

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: Okay :(

[dana-barrett-gb]

I hope I’m not late.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

you aren't! hello Ms Barrett!

[dana-barrett-gb]

Hello… Mellisa, yes? Congratulations.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: I'm sorry, who are you???

[dana-barrett-gb]

Dana Barrett. Maybe you know Peter Venkman? My husband?

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: YOU MARRIED PETER?!?!

[dana-barrett-gb]

…Yes? Should I not have?

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: HE WAS PRATICALLY BANGING EVERY WOMAN HE SAW WHEN I MET HIM- *gets blasted by Samhain*

Samhain: I'm so sorry, ma'am! My husband, he doesn't have a filter, you see!

[dana-barrett-gb]

It’s not his fault.

...

Well…

I can’t say I’m surprised. There was a period of time when we weren’t together.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: .....

Boogie: I kinda feel bad now-

[dana-barrett-gb]

Don’t feel bad. Like I said, we were broken up for a while.

[ask-morfran]

Morfran: @ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain Mama! Dad! I'm here-

Morfran: Oh no, did I drop at the wrong time???

[dana-barrett-gb]

…Who’s this?

[ask-morfran]

Morfran: I'm Oscar's friend :D (alsoBoogieandSamhainaremydads)

[dana-barrett-gb]

Well, it’s lovely to meet you. I’m Oscar’s mother, Dana.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Well this is turning out nicely! I wonder if Tiamat is showing up…

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: hey...

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Hey!! It’s nice you showed up.

[ask-gozer]

Hello sister.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Yay, you're here anywaysi'mgoingtothebartodrinkmyselftodeath

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Wow! A lot of people showed up to this party… jeez..

[secretary-melnitz]

Wouldn’t miss it for anything. Here.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: We're here too MelissaIstillgotthegenderrevealfireworks>:)

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

No gender reveal fireworks B. I don’t want you setting the park on fire.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Samhain: Boogie please, listen to her.

Boogie: >:)

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

B!!!

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: Okay :(

[dana-barrett-gb]

I hope I’m not late.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

you aren't! hello Ms Barrett!

[dana-barrett-gb]

Hello… Mellisa, yes? Congratulations.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: I'm sorry, who are you???

[dana-barrett-gb]

Dana Barrett. Maybe you know Peter Venkman? My husband?

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: YOU MARRIED PETER?!?!

[dana-barrett-gb]

…Yes? Should I not have?

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: HE WAS PRATICALLY BANGING EVERY WOMAN HE SAW WHEN I MET HIM- *gets blasted by Samhain*

Samhain: I'm so sorry, ma'am! My husband, he doesn't have a filter, you see!

[dana-barrett-gb]

It’s not his fault.

...

Well…

I can’t say I’m surprised. There was a period of time when we weren’t together.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: .....

Boogie: I kinda feel bad now-

[dana-barrett-gb]

Don’t feel bad. Like I said, we were broken up for a while.

[ask-morfran]

Morfran: @ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain Mama! Dad! I'm here-

Morfran: Oh no, did I drop at the wrong time???

[dana-barrett-gb]

…Who’s this?

[ask-morfran]

Morfran: I'm Oscar's friend :D (alsoBoogieandSamhainaremydads)

[dana-barrett-gb]

Well, it’s lovely to meet you. I’m Oscar’s mother, Dana.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Well this is turning out nicely! I wonder if Tiamat is showing up…

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: hey...

[ask-tiamat]

...um... please don't make me regret this-

youre invited to our baby shower. central park. no pressure to dress nice or bring gifts.

okaybyeloveyousis-

-G

Tiamat: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Tiamat: alright, i'm going...

[ask-tiamat]

Um.... Hey.

-M.

Tiamat: I'm not talking to you, bitch.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Oh. Uh-… okay..

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat:-youknowwhatbitchihateyousofuckingmuchbecause-

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Oh-

Okay!- uh… why?

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: BECAUSEYOU'RETHEWORST>:(

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Is this because I’m carrying your nephew/niece?

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: YES!

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

But why is that an issue for you?

Are you.. jealous of G? Or do you just hate the idea of them being happy? Or.. like- what’s the deal here? Why you so angy?

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE, I AM JEALOUS OF THEM! THEY GET TO BE FREE TO DO WHATEVER, WHILE I'M STUCK WITH MY FUCKING DEADBEAT FAMILY!

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

………oh..

Oh honey…… I’m sorry..

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Don't pity me...

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

It’s not pity, it’s empathy. I hate my family too.. I haven’t spoken to my mother in six years. The closest thing I have to a mother-figure is Oscar’s mom Dana, and I BARELY see her!

I know how it feels.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Get out. Leave me alone.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Okay. But shutting people out won’t help.

You can have what Gozer has. You CAN have a family that treats you like you deserve. You just need to try.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: GET.OUT.

[ask-tiamat]

Um.... Hey.

-M.

Tiamat: I'm not talking to you, bitch.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Oh. Uh-… okay..

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat:-youknowwhatbitchihateyousofuckingmuchbecause-

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Oh-

Okay!- uh… why?

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: BECAUSEYOU'RETHEWORST>:(

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Is this because I’m carrying your nephew/niece?

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: YES!

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

But why is that an issue for you?

Are you.. jealous of G? Or do you just hate the idea of them being happy? Or.. like- what’s the deal here? Why you so angy?

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE, I AM JEALOUS OF THEM! THEY GET TO BE FREE TO DO WHATEVER, WHILE I'M STUCK WITH MY FUCKING DEADBEAT FAMILY!

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

………oh..

Oh honey…… I’m sorry..

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Don't pity me...

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

It’s not pity, it’s empathy. I hate my family too.. I haven’t spoken to my mother in six years. The closest thing I have to a mother-figure is Oscar’s mom Dana, and I BARELY see her!

I know how it feels.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Get out. Leave me alone.

[ask-tiamat]

Um.... Hey.

-M.

Tiamat: I'm not talking to you, bitch.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Oh. Uh-… okay..

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat:-youknowwhatbitchihateyousofuckingmuchbecause-

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Oh-

Okay!- uh… why?

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: BECAUSEYOU'RETHEWORST>:(

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Is this because I’m carrying your nephew/niece?

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: YES!

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

But why is that an issue for you?

Are you.. jealous of G? Or do you just hate the idea of them being happy? Or.. like- what’s the deal here? Why you so angy?

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE, I AM JEALOUS OF THEM! THEY GET TO BE FREE TO DO WHATEVER, WHILE I'M STUCK WITH MY FUCKING DEADBEAT FAMILY!

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

………oh..

Oh honey…… I’m sorry..

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Don't pity me...

[ask-tiamat]

Um.... Hey.

-M.

Tiamat: I'm not talking to you, bitch.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Oh. Uh-… okay..

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat:-youknowwhatbitchihateyousofuckingmuchbecause-

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Oh-

Okay!- uh… why?

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: BECAUSEYOU'RETHEWORST>:(

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Is this because I’m carrying your nephew/niece?

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: YES!

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

But why is that an issue for you?

Are you.. jealous of G? Or do you just hate the idea of them being happy? Or.. like- what’s the deal here? Why you so angy?

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE, I AM JEALOUS OF THEM! THEY GET TO BE FREE TO DO WHATEVER, WHILE I'M STUCK WITH MY FUCKING DEADBEAT FAMILY!

[ask-tiamat]

Um.... Hey.

-M.

Tiamat: I'm not talking to you, bitch.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Oh. Uh-… okay..

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat:-youknowwhatbitchihateyousofuckingmuchbecause-

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Oh-

Okay!- uh… why?

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: BECAUSEYOU'RETHEWORST>:(

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Is this because I’m carrying your nephew/niece?

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: YES!

[ask-tiamat]

Um.... Hey.

-M.

Tiamat: I'm not talking to you, bitch.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Oh. Uh-… okay..

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat:-youknowwhatbitchihateyousofuckingmuchbecause-

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Oh-

Okay!- uh… why?

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: BECAUSEYOU'RETHEWORST>:(

[ask-tiamat]

Um.... Hey.

-M.

Tiamat: I'm not talking to you, bitch.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Oh. Uh-… okay..

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat:-youknowwhatbitchihateyousofuckingmuchbecause-

[ask-tiamat]

Um.... Hey.

-M.

Tiamat: I'm not talking to you, bitch.